The Absolute Peach

  1. TAP S12 E03: Cars & Crumbs2019/02/04
    In this show, we meet a woman who has fallen in love with a plane, hear a revolutionary new idea for controlling bad drivers, get creeped out by Amazon, and learn about Ben's TOP SECRET new project...
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  2. TAP S12 E02: Pits & Politeness2019/01/23
    Ben and Gavin learn in disbelief of people who throw diapers out of high-rise buildings, and explore the pitiful extremes of politeness. Plus, we talk about the latest 'beauty craze', unicorn armpit hair, which as you can imagine, goes down pretty well.
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  3. TAP S12 E01: Hacks & Harvests2019/01/06
    In which Ben shares the tale of a disastrous haircut and a ridiculous restaurant experience, and we learn the meaning of the word 'THICC' and the latest McDonald's 'hacks' in a News Watch double bill. We're BACK, baby!
    We also recorded a 45-minute Aftertaste show, available right now on the Ultimate Feed
  4. TAP: Twizzles & Tidings2018/12/25
    It's been a long time coming, but you asked for it, and here it is. A brand new episode of The Peach, just in time for Christmas!
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  5. TAP Series 11 Episode 21: Christmas Songs & Cool Gone Wrong2016/12/25
    Ben and Joe are talking about the latest Christmas hits, if there are any and Joe tries to be down with the kids, which doesn't end well. Merry Christmas!
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  6. TAP: Social Media & Feminist Fairytales2016/12/16
    Ben and Joe are talking about how they struggle with social media and Joe tells us about how feminists are now trying to ruin fairytales. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach
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  7. TAP: Lonely Hearts & Hot Hipsters2016/11/27
    Ben and Joe are talking about lonely hearts for the more mature gentleman and get an insight into the life of some hot hipsters.
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  8. TAP: Old Man Pubs & Reaching Your Peak2016/11/27
    Ben and Joe are talking about whether or not they're on a downward spiral, Joe's trip to his homeland and something called Harry Potter Go!
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  9. TAP: Bustin' Ghosts & Awkward Gym Moments2016/11/27
    Ben and Joe are talking about the not so new Ghostbusters film and Ben entertains us with another awkward story from his time in the gym.
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  10. TAP: Alien Dogs & Big Boy Drinks2016/10/25
    Ben and Joe are talking about aliens visiting earth, Ben's penchant for fine wine and the local bus company's most valuable player.
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  11. TAP: Wacky Kooks & Working For Your Enemy2016/10/17
    Ben and Joe are talking about Scary Clowns, Joe's new career as an entertainer, awkward events and we discover that Ben's son finds Joe absolutely terrifying.
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  12. TAP: Dating, Tattoos & Weird Eating2016/10/10
    Ben and Joe are talking about rebels getting tattoos, eating too much food, Ben's new gym buddies and Joe gives out some dating advice.
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  13. TAP Series 11 Episode 20: Pens, Pineapples & One Bad Gum2016/10/03
    Ben and Joe are talking about the latest YouTube sensation: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen, X-Factor, Bear Grylls The Island and Joe's life threatening injury, his bad gum.
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  14. TAP Series 11 Episode 19: Nudes & Nutcases2016/09/26
    Ben and Joe are talking about nudist beaches, gym shower etiquette, failing at swimming and the dangers of looking like a corpse while on holiday.
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  15. TAP Series 11 Episode 18: Poking & Joking2016/08/09
    The boys are back in town, talking Pokemon Go, vegetarian food and why people make such a fuss about Bath Stone. Plus, Ben has embarrassed himself. Again.
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  16. TAP Series 11 Episode 17: Peel & Real2016/06/05
    Stop pretending, it's time to reveal the real you. We dive deep into how people represent themselves, starting with Helen Mirren. Obviously.
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  17. TAP Series 11 Episode 16: Shake & Scream2016/05/14
    Tales of awkward interactions are something of a staple here on The Peach, and this week Ben shares yet another of his cringeworthy encounters. Plus, Joe spits on the heads of some children.
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  18. TAP Series 11 Episode 15: Tykes & Torpedos2016/05/06
    The Peach has been away for six months, which, by complete coincidence, is the exact age of Ben's first born son. We delve into why Ben can no longer speak properly, why Joe hates the youth, and find out how one of the boys had a food-related run-in with a speeding car.
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  19. TAP Series 11 Episode 14: Bites & Blonx2015/10/24
    As well as new instalments of favourite segments ‘Cret A Manger’ and ‘News Watch’, Ben shares yet another awkward story. Meanwhile, Joe has been experiencing ‘seat rage’.
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  20. TAP Series 11 Episode 13: Buff & Gruff2015/10/15
    The series of unfortunate events that is Ben's life continues with possibly the most awkward story ever told on the show.
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  21. TAP Series 11 Episode 12: Doom & Boon2015/10/09
    A woman is making people crazy on the internet by suing a man who saved her unconscious self from drowning for ‘save rape’. We also discuss the future of the human race, and the upcoming Facebook Empathy button. You know, important stuff.
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  22. TAP Series 11 Episode 11: Scraps & Fraps2015/09/25
    Joe is accused of being a hipster for his iced coffee habit. Somehow, Ben is still surprised by the level of sheer drivel that’s being shared around Facebook, and shares of his recent run-ins with dogs.
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  23. TAP Series 11 Episode 10: Sprint & Shuffle2015/09/17
    In this week's show, Joe shares how he had an unpleasant experience on holiday, was shunned by a dentist, and short-changed an ex-pro wrestler at comic-con.
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  24. TAP Series 11 Episode 09: Slurring & Sharing2015/08/02
    Ben has huge news. Joe tells a story of his childhood, and, despite having been training his brain, appears to be having minor brain problems throughout the show.
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  25. TAP Series 11 Episode 08: Gold & Fancy2015/07/23
    Incapable of just answering a simple question, the guys get themselves into a right state discussing a “would you rather”. We also look at the type of people who see a stuffed toy and call the emergency services, and Joe has a new Map of Shame.
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  26. TAP Series 11 Episode 07: Moister & Moisture2015/07/09
    This is one of those shows where Joe comes up with an idea, and then things take a turn into flights of lunatic fantasy. You know, the ones you love.
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  27. TAP Series 11 Episode 06: Odds & Bods2015/05/27
    The ‘Dad Bod’ is all the rage, and we explore just why that is. Joe has been the victim of small talk at work, and goes on a rant about girl scouts, or something.
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  28. TAP Series 11 Episode 05: Fun & Fine Wine2015/05/19
    Joe arrives at the studio red in the face, and Ben chastises him for allegedly dodging a barbecue invitation. Plus, for some reason, Ben has been to a Family Fun Day, which leads to an exploration of the nature of fun.
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  29. TAP Series 11 Episode 04: Smarts & Spots2015/05/02
    Joe tries to explain what's wrong with Ben, the boys wonder whether or not they're above average intelligence, and we hear about the near-death experience of a man named Petit Boulangerie.
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  30. TAP Series 11 Episode 03: Pouts & Parrots2015/04/25
    Parrot news, weirdos in supermarkets and the stupid things that girls do are covered this week. Budgerigard.
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  31. TAP: Stars & Sweats2015/04/19
    London, the Apple Watch and the Beckhams get the Peach treatment in this bonus episode.
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  32. TAP Series 11 Episode 02: Posture & Poltergeists2015/03/26
    This week, Joe's beard is bigger than ever and sparks a full, rich and ridiculous tangent of its very own. Meanwhile, Ben has hurt his arm and has seen some odd things. Plus squirrels, of course.
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  33. TAP Series 11 Episode 01: Shelves & Strangers2015/02/27
    Joe's beard and hair may lead him to lose almost all bodily faculties. Also, Ben used to sleep on a shelf, apparently. Welcome to the new series!
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  34. TAP Series 10 Episode 20: Fault & Pepper2015/02/07
    The final show of Series 10 has come around, but don’t panic! We’re not going anywhere. We’re rolling right into the new series, with lots of exciting stuff coming your way!
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  35. TAP Series 10 Episode 19: Pooh & Pronunciation2015/01/24
    The Peach returns for the very first show of 2015! We cover such key topics as swan racism, people being offended by nothing and how to pronounce the word “lettuce”.
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  36. TAP Series 10 Episode 18: Jingle & Kringle2014/12/24
    Christmas has rolled around once again, and Joe and Ben are here to bring you our Christmas special – a gift-wrapped bundle of seasonal stuff and nonsense. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
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  37. TAP Series 10 Episode 17: Terms & Titmice2014/12/20
    Ben and Joe express their utter disgust at some unbelievable examples of 'management speak', and wonder what's so good about something being 'acorn fed'.
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  38. TAP Series 10 Episode 16: Chills & Children2014/12/07
    Ben and Joe talk about kids, Frozen, and, on a lighter note, go off on a tangent about the Earth's impending doom at the hands of technology.
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  39. TAP Series 10 Episode 15: Bonfires & Barbells2014/11/30
    In which Joe calls Ben out on his gym behaviour, we talk about thieves (both human and otherwise), and sparks fly at a firework display (not apologising for that one).
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  40. TAP Series 10 Episode 14: Effects & Eardrums2014/11/15
    The boys discuss the controversial change to the Coca-Cola Christmas advert, struggle to understand people think 'Trick or Treating' is fine to do, and Ben berates Joe for letting his social media profile slip.
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  41. TAP Series 10 Episode 13: Flavour & Favour2014/11/01
    The events of the week have gotten Ben all riled up, we talk about an unbelievable airport confiscation story, and Joe tries to change Ben's opinions on food.
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  42. TAP Series 10 Episode 12: Tales & Fails2014/10/19
    Shame, shame and more shame! This episode is pretty much non-stop stories from start to finish. If you enjoy laughing at our misfortune, you are going to LOVE this one!
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  43. TAP Series 10 Episode 11: Swimming & Gymming2014/10/09
    This show is packed with rants, stories and embarrassment. Ben vents his rage about idiots at the gym and people who don't know how to be civilised, and Joe shares an unbelievably awkward Map of Shame.
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  44. TAP Series 10 Episode 10: Watches & WhyPhones2014/10/04
    This show opens with a tirade against heaters. Sure. Also, Ben's sick and tired of his phone and wants an iPhone 6, and Successful Living Joe rants on how pointless the Apple Watch is.
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  45. TAP Series 10 Episode 09: Bangers & Bombers2014/09/17
    In a return to our 1-hour podcast format, this show is brimming with classic TAP moments. Ben rants about people taking photos and other people who think they rule the world. Meanwhile, Joe is fresh back from a festival even though he hates being around people.
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  46. TAP Series 10 Episode 08: Guns & Gums2014/08/14
    Fights, flexing and cats on the toilet. Oh, and a brilliant joke involving cheese.
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  47. TAP Series 10 Episode 07: Arguments & Adrenaline2014/08/03
    The guys discuss why the show is like watching people careening towards a precipice, and Joe shares a story of a well-to-do gentleman who started a drunken argument in a pub.
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  48. TAP Series 10 Episode 06: CatDogs & Bullseyes2014/07/19
    Ben's back from holiday in Thailand and the show is off and running once again. The boys talk about strange people on old TV shows, something called 'Ghostriding the Whip' and discuss whether a cat can be conjoined with a dog.
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  49. TAP Series 10 Episode 05: Scenes & Selfies2014/06/11
    It's a well established fact that Ben could pretty much be a professional actor if he wanted to, and he proves it in this show. Plus, we hear about a stupid kid who was attacked by a squirrel while taking selfies.
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  50. TAP Series 10 Episode 04: Hogs & Huawei2014/06/07
    Ben’s mockery of Joe’s ‘alternative’ phone descends into a surreal flight of imagination, there’s the first “Cret A Manger” of the new series, and the guys get a weird email.
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  51. TAP Series 10 Episode 03: Begging & Bus Shelters2014/05/30
    The guys discuss the various techniques people use to get money out of you on the street, and Ben proves once again to be a master of regional accents.
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  52. TAP Series 10 Episode 02: Grills & Godzilla2014/05/22
    Ben has been to the movies and gives his (spoiler-free) Godzilla review. Meanwhile, Joe shares an awkward story and comes under fire for allegedly avoiding Ben's invite to a BBQ.
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  53. TAP Series 10 Episode 01: Kid Fights & Blue Movies2014/05/19
    Since 2007, we've been entertaining people all over the world with our shows via podcast. This series, we're bringing our show to YouTube, with all the fun your grandmother loves!
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The Absolute Peach
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Stupidly sublime comedy podcast. Blending snark and silliness, since 2007.