The Bitterest Pill

  1. #386: The 900452023/05/29
    I complain about Westchester and take a shower...
  2. #385: This Episode Has No Title2023/05/09
    I recorded this episode a week and a half ago, and I don't remember what I said...
  3. #384: Good night, Nurse2023/03/11
    My dad had an operation.
  4. #383: Artificial Intelligence & Real Stupidity2023/02/12
    I made an AI version of my voice, I am a horrible friend, and Cousin Ronny (River) is a cowboy...
  5. #382: If It’s Fixed Don’t Break It2023/01/22
    I switched to "less expensive" health insurance, tried to get AI to make me a Me, and finally fixed the washer and dryer...I think.
  6. #381: Cyanide & Hot Water2022/12/30
    I bought a Koke Zeero laced with cyanide, got new glasses that are useless, called in "sick," and tried to fix the leaking shower...
  7. #380: Hugo2022/11/28
    I talk about Hugo.
  8. #379: A Picture Requires a Thousand Words2022/11/13
    I talk about not wanting to go to the "Black Chipotle," getting COVID twice, the proper way to write an obituary, Lighthouse Spaceship & card tricks, bald guy hair maintenance, and how I am no good at reacting to getting a traffic ticket...
  9. #378: Don’t Call It a Comeback…2022/11/06
    After a bit of an extended hiatus (almost 3 years?), I am back with the usual nonsense about restroom phone etiquette, rabid raccoons, the Bitterest Pill connection to possibly the greatest movie ever made, my version of TikTok, and my expertise in installing smart thermostats...
  10. PILLBOX: The Wish Book2020/11/16
    I talked reality with my agent. Honestly, if you’re trying to make it in show business, reality is the last thing you want to talk about.
  11. PILLBOX: Science Fair2020/11/01
    (Originally released April 21, 2011) Hudson and his friends took part in the LA County Science and Engineering Fair, and I chaperoned. No, not my first choice of chaperone, but there […]
  12. PILLBOX: Aloha, Birthday Girl2020/10/26
    We were supposed to go to Hawaii again this year. But, things can change. Try explaining to your 8-year-old daughter that she won’t be spending her birthday in Maui after all. Gulp.
  13. #377: What’s a Middle-Aged White Man to Do?2020/01/15
    I drove to Arizona with my eyes closed and slept with my eyes open...
  14. #376: Somethin’s (Almost) Bruin2019/11/18
    I went to a football game. Well, two. I think. Jimmy drove us. I "talked" sports and drank a third of a beer. And survived.
  15. #375: We’ll Have Time (Right?)2019/11/11
    I go to a wedding, I go to Michigan and I go back in time. It's good to be back...
  16. #374: All That Jazz… (aka “Butterscotch” or “Lima Bean?”)2019/05/09
    I talk about my need for a new coding system, so I know when a woman is interested in me and when she is just being polite. "What's Your '17?'" "Butterscotch?" "Lima bean?"
  17. #373: Bumbling, As Usual2019/04/01
    I was trying to network...
  18. #372: The Fix Is In2019/02/24
    All I wanted was to get some frozen yogurt on a Saturday night, and maybe get my daughter's phone fixed.
  19. #371: The Wrong Waze Back2019/01/11
    We went to Arizona on Christmas Day and our daughter wished for snow. Silly girl...
  20. #370: A Fairly Special Bitterest Pill (2018)2018/12/17
    This is sort of a reprise of Hudson's first appearance on the podcast way back in 2004. In this episode, like back then, we talk Christmas music, except now his voice is much deeper (and apparently so is mine).
  21. #369: Mayday, Mayday!2018/12/06
    We discuss my work on a new sports podcast (no, that is not a typo), sexy old ladies and getting punched in the face...
  22. PILLBOX #242: The Bully Brigade2018/10/15
    (April 2011) My daughter got slapped in the face at school by one of her friends. Then, the next day, a couple of boys tried to test her karate skills […]
  23. PILLBOX #241: Made From Stuff on Earth2018/10/08
    I tell a story about having to drive to Burbank to buy a telescope on the same day I had lunch with my old college friend the celebrity priest. I hit a lot of traffic on the way to lunch, so the trip to a lot longer than I expected. Or could stand.
  24. #368: “The Perv”2018/10/03
    I ended up writing, directing and starring in a short called "The Perv." You know what every great heist needs? A crew...
  25. #367: Northbound for Season32018/08/25
    I went to Upper Michigan to do some acting I've been looking forward to for years. Don't worry, I'm still an idiot. An idiot who apparently isn't sure he can function outside the sprawl of endlessly repeating chain stores and Starbucks that is Los Angeles...
  26. #366: Trigger Thumb Warning2018/05/02
    My thumb clicks, my daughter's friend "disappeared," and...I don't know, something else. I already can't remember what I talked about in this episode...
  27. PILLBOX: #240 – 50 Shades of Grey2018/04/29
    Do you think I should worry that my kids go to school in an official tsunami danger zone? My house is in no danger, but the wave would take out my kids' school, a large marina, and The Home Depot.
  28. #365: Tag, You’re It2018/03/28
    I'm fat, hungry and willing to cut off parts of my body.
  29. #364: You’re a Small Man After All (pt. 2)2018/01/20
    The story of Podcast Movement '17 continues, after a few brief updates. And, yes, cars can fly.
  30. #363: You’re a Small Man After All (pt. 1)2018/01/15
    I start the tale of Podcast Movement, giving my acceptance speech for my induction into the Podcast Academy Podcaster Hall of Fame, and how I am in desperate need of validation. Yes, being inducted into a hall of fame isn't enough...
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