What do you suppose happened when Prince William and not-yet Princess Kate got together to bang out a prenuptial agreement prior to the Royal Wedding? Wonder no more – we have the video! A few weeks back I was tapped by our sketch comedy group to write this short. I had a lot of collaboration with [...]

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  Simple Emergency Toilet | Japan Probe. Leave it to the Japanese to invent an emergency toilet for those “uh-oh” moments (too much coffee at the manager meeting, ate at Sizzler for lunch, Ex-Lax tainted brownies.) When you gotta go, you gotta go!   I wish I had one of these when I was a [...]

Turns out all of those moody Instagram pictures people post on Flickr are being edited with hilarious rebuttals full of comedy gold. Get ready for a major Friday time-wa… well, I don’t want to say waster. Maybe more like a time “enhancer” because god knows how much you want to leave the office today to get [...]

  OK – Here’s a kid from Croatia who is magnetic  - or at least that is what his family is showing in these pictures. This is obviously some vaudeville trick (sticky skin? glue? VERY DIRTY sticky skin… barf). I think the real test would be to sink him in the ocean and see if he can pull up [...]

Just found out about this guy’s comics. Some really funny stuff can be found here: http://basicinstructions.net It also doesn’t hurt that the main character looks (and acts) like my husband. Case in point:   Karyie Jennifer Bellingthorpsentonberg-Chan, Brian Mays liked this post

  Here’s a new bit I am working on about the benefits of adoption over having a kid naturally.

The Cosby Sweater Project is a great website that showcases the biggest stars of The Cosby Show – the sweaters! Do you guys remember how through the 80′s those overworked sweaters became the go-to gift for Father’s Day, Christmas and Dad’s birthday? One year convinced that my father loved the California Raisins, I got him for [...]

After vajazzling comes pejazzling: TOWIE’s Mark Wright blings up the boys with crystal tattoos | Mail Online. Really? Guys c’mon. Crystal dick is usually something you want to avoid during sex. Would any of you guys do this?   Patrick R Agers liked this post

Somehow, This Turned Out Okay — Daily Intel. At first I thought this was some weird Michael Jackson baby-out-the-window-art-installation. Turns out it was a jilted bride trying to JUMP OUT THE WINDOW! The guy caught her on the way down – BY HER NECK! …and they say the gays shouldn’t get married because they are too dramatic. [...]

I guess the news is out now that my mom and Arnold had a baby (me) back when she worked with him during his stint as Governor. They keep referring to her as a “staffer” but everyone knows that she was hired to routinely extract sperm samples from Arnold and hold them inside her ovarian [...]

“Girl, I heard you had died!” says my friend Demetri, who sees me in the doctor’s waiting room. “I was gonna send flowers!” “Lord, you don’t know the half of it!” I reply. If you follow me on Facebook you are probably aware that I had an “incident” recently on a trip for work. Since [...]

Turned 41. It’s been a year since I’ve started this stand-up comedy thing and I am really loving it. I’ve been meeting great people, coming up with funny bits and performing as much as I can. Since I am now funneling most of my material into my act or tweeting about it on Twitter I [...]

Do you remember the v-hold.net podcast? If you have been keeping up with this site you should. My dear friend John and I had done a couple episodes together back in the day and lately got bit by the bug to do some more. The loads of emails begging for our return also helped! Now [...]