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Back from Vacation - The girls are back for all new shows, on this episode Mary talks about her wild vacation! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Restroom Break - After taking 2 weeks off after the holidaze, we party at our favorite martini bar! Mary is leaving tomorrow for her trip, but we wanted to get a short short out before she left, so we shot a quicky segment by candle light in the bathroom. Look for new full length episodes when Mary returns...get ready...MmmKkkk! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 28 - Mary and Karla Christmas Special! We open presents, open the wine, go over gifts from listeners, tell about our week and much more holiday cheer! Join us! MmmKkkk! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 27 - We kick back at the computer and do shout-outs, check out items from our P.O. Box, Mary eating sushi, a visit to the post office, word up, Mary and Karla's wish lists, winking at Joaquin Phoenix and much more! MmmKkkk! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 22 - We take a road trip to Boston, going to do some serious mall hoppin, stories about going out on the town, singin some rap, hitting the toll booth, midas muffler, Mary's car inspection and run in with the police plus much more road trip stories! MmmKkkk! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 21 - Lobster Dinner Date with MK - totally Maine! Karla's visit to Cali - Podcast Expo wrap up, Mary's visit to NYC, Marie Callenders, Cheeseburger in Paradise, have some cole slaw, how to eat a lobster, pimpin' The Pickle, grabbin' Adam's behind, shout outs and much more yo! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 20 - Mary birthday episode with all the latest MK news and info, Halloween night recap, night out on the town stories, finally Windows XP, two kinds of cake, shout outs and more! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 19 - Happy Halloween! - Dressed up as witches, slammin' down witches brew, we reach into the monkey to quiz each other with 3 questions to find out some secrets we may not want to reveal, we have a new phone number, word up is Halloween and yes...shout-outs! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 18 - Lots to discuss, Mary's Boston trip, don't copy gansta CDs, our new PO box, we're on the podmodel.com podcast, bad scene at Margaritas, monkey thing part 1, calling Mom, word up, we dive into e-mail and do the shout-outs! Holla back yo! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 17 - We shake it for Adam Curry, gingerly smackdown The Tipsy Chicks who reviewed us on their podcast, discuss our latest nightlife adventures, dive into e-mail and do the shout-outs! Holla back yo! - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

The FIGHT! - We fire back at the Nobody Likes Onions podcast with a full review of the review - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 15 - Our wild weekend, eating candy and nuts, date rape drug, getting sick, boogers in marys drink, lets raffle off suzy, crazy person next door, amore ball and more - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Mike T Mixes Mary and Karla Up, check it out - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 14 - We fire back at the Nobody Likes Onions podcast with a full review of the review plus Mike Ts totally awesome audio montage - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 13 - wigs come off, sick, The OC, Lost, ABC, GMA, Nip Tuck, party, red lipstick, drunk and self tanning, annie lenox, sweet dreams, scary man from england, website google ads, baseball games, reading the blog, we are not tramps, public apology to SB, pizza slap, I found 40 dollars, stalker - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 12 - labor day, beach, 3 foot wide walk way, i took russian, stealing gas, BBQ snub, sand, get married in the park, cancun, mary pictures, g string, big thursday night, patriots kick off day, OC, new fall shows, glove compartment, pepto bismal, eating cookies with nicole, anissa in atlantic city, i cut bill clintons hair, shout outs, cab driver, dean martin and jerry lewis, howard stern, golden girls, who knows jay-z, hibernation - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 11 - I talk too much, king size 3 musketeers, body for life, tub of ice cream, milk, italian, nascar, pit crew, monkey, car crash, pilates, jackass, benadryl addiction, inhaler, asthma attack, m and m, farting at pilates, marys thong, victorias secret, i hate feet, pedicure, will you microderm my feet, nip tuck, water proof mascara, we are angels, suge knight shot, they are in the underworld, stuffed in a matress, fsu, goonies, who moved my cheese, mardens, mix tapes, ocd, 4 mice, him and whore, theo epstein, cheering camp, spirit stick, bring it on, key club, odyssey of the mind, motorized bike without a motor, call mom and dad, loser exboyfriend, new england patriots man, 40 year old virgin review, siskel died, i am saving myself for marriage, strip tease, double ds, truck driver, slurring my words, public works, word up, swing batter swing, you drank a bottle of church wine, k7, come baby come, jay-z contest, ultimate nerd, sanitary napkins, do not douche, baday, baby face, my boo, punch in the face, wheel chair out of control on high street, laguna beach, golden girls, thank you for being a friend, intervention, you are so vain, get off the gateway drugs, nude photos, shout out, red sox- www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 10 - Live at the baseball game, sea dogs, ymca, hadlock field, exboyfriend, autograph, light up pen, marys cherry, sweet potatoes, umpire and catcher, i want to rub down his shoulders, i made eye contact with the sea biscuit guy, theo epstein, kicked in the head by a camel, i was never drunk, shes not a drinker but shes a fool, first base, fenway park, chicken dance in austria, been to london twice, he is just not that into you, it is not a bible, canada ho, when september is done so am i, hibernation, arguments, cab, boot and buckle, dog bone, you are making me out to be a stripper, he has two kids, i puked in my sleep, will you yell the name meredith, giving away mary, did i talk about theo epstein, the wave, shout outs, mail bag, sweet caroline - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 9 - grapes, pirate party, von bitch, trip, no shampoo, ssd, don't look in my bag, reeses pieces, m and ms, blockbusters, dave matthews concert, show us your pecks, sea glass, our island trip, 20 bucks, ferry, swim, i hate mosquitoes, buying beer on the bikes, word up, omission, ignant minute, pamela andersons entrance, my boo again, courtney love, lisp, shout outs, mail bag, julien mcmahon, laguna beach, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, nip tuck, no matter where you go you are who you are playa - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 8 - thanks, bustin through the toll booth, going out on the weekend, you left me at the bar, i did not get arrested this week, i got lucky, sleeping with anissa, the beach, my feet are black, tree sap, cleaning my car, getting some, blizzard ice cream, britney wants to be a showgirl, vegas, celine dion, those cokeheads, word up, gang, cold stone, hemorrhoids, left handers day, contest, jay-z, my wrists are hurting, if you cheat we will kill your cat, i thought of you at work, my boo, shout outs, mail bag, we are not drugged, we do not have ADD, will you be my brother, we are brilliant, sexy boyfriend, tasty, homeless ipod owners - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 7 - I am not gonna talk as much, date with julien mcmahon, he just flew in, one wheat english muffin, half a can of almonds, wraps for everyone, sea dog, body spray, i love aliens, shakira barbie, purple poodle, word up, moot, i see listeners in the mic, nose pickers, i drive a milk truck and I drive a fire truck, nicole kidman, tommy lee, i got naked on nip tuck, vixen eyes, when karla met mary, restuffing the chippendales, phone call from dad, pompous, you can keep your tom cruise, mailbag, shout outs, male gigolo search, real estate, squatters, recluse, Booger Pickin' Man by Tom Mabe - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 6 - I hit an animal, starbucks, chai fat free milk tall, it's funny, I don't think so, beach bar, old people dancing, weekend, upstate NY, green hair in pool, NY mall, snacks, acid reflex, man in the outhouse, snack explosion, flutes, dice, dictionary, word up, reviews of movies we haven't even seen - The 40 Year Old Vigin, etiquette, smells during the fantastic four, angle hair pasta hair, mailbag, e-mails from fans - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 5 - All men cheat, jude law and the nanny, people mag said they did freaky stuff, freaky friday, jealousy says the doctor, my last boy left because I was perfect, compliment guys, word of the day, strike when the iron is hot, falling off the wagon, get on the wagon, ride it 'til tuesday, crystal meth is the tina, botox, deer in the headlight, i believe in beauty, i stopped drinking, word up, addicted to coffee, java, pen mark, if you are pregnant don't do crystal meth, neck brace, velvet is in says bazaar, mary's new bikini, oprah - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 4 - Wig, Hello Kitty, out of the bra, hair products, boom!, porno mags, baseball, naked men and women, new apartment, fireworks, ghetto, kids at the pool, cleared off my iPod, Lucky Bitch Radio - luckybitchradio.com, streaking, Old School, Matthew McConaughey, JK Living, Ray Romano, Tony Danza, boogie boarding, no more Tom Cruise, Angelina's lips, Jennifer please do not go back - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 3 - Hustle and Flow, Laguna Beach, The OC, choosing a theme song, GNR, low rider, my boo, movin' on up, suzy phone call, chocolate chip cookies, ignant minute, word of the day, gossip, US Weekly, mary's chest, bobby and whitney, reality show, gum, threesome, Blowout, grizzly bear dream and big booty - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 2 - Gossip, stories and much more

Episode 1 - We kick off our first episode!

Episode 14 - We fire back at the Nobody Likes Onions podcast with a full review of the review plus Mike Ts totally awesome audio montage - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com