"The Kid Stays in the Hall"

There's more disatrous or hilarious (depending on your perspective) news on the big screen remakes front.

Then, the A-holes nerd-out on one of their favorite comedy inspirations .

Plus, a celebrity visit, from such hits as Pretty Woman . Could it be another female voice on the podcast? Um, not quite.

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"Happy T.V. Trails"

First a hit live stage show, then on YouTube ...now, the "Cowboy Movie Roundup" makes its debut on the podcast! Get a Western perspective on coming movies.

Plus, in "A Few of My Favorite Things," we give you some viewing tips for the fall T.V. season.

And, in news: finally, 80's hair metal becomes legitimate theater ! Get the details.

You can download Episode #19 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here.

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"Rock Out, Psyche In"

Huzzah! We add a female perspective yet again, as Emily sits in with us on the podcast! Hear how she does, and play along yourself, with The Quizmaster's 90's rock music quiz.

Then, we once again experiment with the secret powers of twins, in "The Twinness," matching not-so-classic quotes with not-so-classic movies .

Plus in news, we discuss the upcoming plans of M. Night Shyamalan and Larry David .

You can download Episode #18 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here.

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"My So-Called Job"

In news: another threat to iTunes? And getting a great deal on glasses (for us nerds, of course).

Then, take a tour of one guy's weird job history (hint: it's the guy from Nebraska .)

Plus, watch along with us on some viral political videos!

You can download Episode #17 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here.

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"The Body Electric"

Holy smokes, another female voice joins us on the podcast! Cousin Stevie sits in as our special guest. See how you match up against us in a new TV theme song quiz, with The Quizmaster.

Plus, it's "Celebrity Call-In," where we chat with a certain once-popular governor. (Not this one .)

And in news, can Google save your drunk ass from doing something stupid?

You can download Episode #16 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here.

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"Men Are From Mars, Hobbits Are Not."

In a "TANJG" first , a female voice joins us on the podcast! Our friend Zoe sits in, and helps us debate single men vs. single women. Find out how close we get to solving everything !

Plus, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy was a massive hit in theaters ...but what will the definitive basic cable movie look like? We give you a potential preview, with another installment of "Cast It!"

And in news, screw the financial crisis, what about the threatened iTunes shutdown ?!

Don't worry -- even if you've subscribed to this podcast on iTunes (and if you haven't, get to it!), you can still download Episode #15 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here.

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Bonus P.S. on last week's podcast: this critic calls Moby Dick "the most overrated story I have ever read ." The controversy continues!

"Shelf Life"

In news...what, exactly, are China's Taikonauts up to, in space? In any case, they oughta be a new toy line.

And, ever read Moby Dick ? If you have, match your critique against ours. If you haven't, we'll give you the Cliff's Notes, to "wow" at your next party with know-it-alls.

Then, who's using Netflix as a "hobo's HBO?" If you've listened before, you can guess. (If not, surprise!)

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"Crass Masses"

Back in news, V.P. candidate Sarah Palin gets her email hacked , among other things.

And, re-live classic Saturday Night Live sketches , in the Quizmaster's quiz!

Then, why co-workers are lame , in the segment "The Masses are Asses!"

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"One, Two, Three, S.A.T. Baby from T.V."

In news, we size up Foxy V.P. candidate Sarah Palin.

Then, what does "Perfect Strangers" have to do with "Family Matters"? The dizzying answer and more, with our T.V. S.A.T. quiz!

And, the Star Wars trumpet debacle, in the return of our viral video segment. Check it out!

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"The Company (spam) Line"

You've heard of "good fats?" Well, how 'bout brown fat ? It's the best! That, and other surprises, in news.

Then, test your movie quote knowledge against the team of Jeff and Adam. It's another display of "The Twinness."

And, out damned spam ! Separate the real spam subject lines from the fake ones, in a new quiz from The Quizmaster!

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"Ask No Secrets, Tell No Lies"

It's the most controversial TANJG yet! Each of us divulges bits from "My Secret Life," leading to some guilty and disturbing admissions. No, not quite this .

And, the twins divulge a secret screen crush , in movie "Trailer Trash."

Plus, we cover the secret shenanigans happening at the Beijing Olympics , in news. It's Secret-palooza!

Get your ticket now -- download Episode #10 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here.

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"Followship of the Rings"

If you're not following the Beijing Olympics, what's wrong with ya? We count how many ways we love the quest for gold , under those multi-colored rings.

In news, Russia's army at war, and the Internet unstable and possibly useless -- guess we all just woke up back in the 1980's!

Then, it's car vs. car (vs. bus) in a battle royale...it's "Road Rage!!"

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"Do the Sucky Shuffle"

This just in: the future is now! Jetpacks and more, in the news.

Then, our (a-hole) twins explore "The Twin-ness" -- their psychic abilities (or lack thereof) -- in a movie-music psycho-experiment .

And, the debut of "Your Suffle Sucks!" A segment where your reputation will be trashed or burnished, entirely at the whim of your iPod's shuffle algorithm.

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"Song, Sung, Ulu"

In news, are the new Olympic mascots cute enough? We be the judge.

Then, if you'd recognize the Muppets theme song in two seconds or less, you're better than Jay. The Quizmaster brings us a TV theme songs quiz!

Plus, a travellogue, of the place you go to search for an ulu. It may not be quite as weird as it sounds. But it's still kinda weird.

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"The Lion-O, e-Bitches and the Word Rubes."

We get our learn on, with this year's new dictionary words .

Then we play detective, searching for an honest (real) woman to date online .

And, wake up, Hollywood! Thundercats needs a live action film , and we've got some golden casting suggestions.

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The latest installment from the guys at Bindledog.com .

We go sound effect crazy, as Adam hosts "The Price is Right " like you've never (quite) heard it.

Jeff lays out the table for us to determine what, actually, is the best candy bar in the world (hint: it ain't Toblerone !).

And in news, get Hancock on your Bravia -- and other dirty-sounding things.

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The latest podcast from the guys at Bindledog.com .

This week we analyze the viral phenomenon of the internet ball catch girl ...Adam hosts a rapid-fire quiz on box office boom-or-busts ...and, would you invite strangers to judge your Netflix queue ? Jay lays bare his tastes and leanings, for the a-holes to pick apart. Which they gleefully do.

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How does Adam compare to Michael Winslow (better known as the sound effects guy from Police Academy )? Find out, when he hosts his video game sound effects game show. Yep -- it's as fun to play as it is to say!

We also get to the bottom of the Wii Fit Hula Girl (pun intended...??), and turn a critical (i.e., "stink") eye on some movies in the segment, "Trailer Trash."

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On to the next episode (subtract five points for anyone who recognized that as a Tone Loc deep cut reference)...including: the super fetus who survived it all, an examination of the online dating scene, and special DVD commentaries (hint: LOTR might come up).

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