- Pyramids2006/07/17
The knock came at 9:31. I was in a deep deep sleep engaged in a confusing dream involving several good friends from my teens.
- April Fools2006/04/08
They say that rain on your wedding day is lucky. If that's the case, Amy and I should have all the luck in the world.
- Felinius Senilius2006/03/23
Over the past three years my life has changed in many ways, the vast majority of them good. Then there's Milo.
- Hanging Up2006/03/07
I miss hanging up. You know, slamming down the phone. Not that I was ever in the habit of doing it very often, but it was always nice to have the option.
- Worry2006/03/02
I've taken to worrying. About all manner of things. It's something to do, right? It's become almost like a hobby - just more stressful.
- C'est la Vie2006/02/26
The businessman did a double take. Surely he must be seeing things. He peered out the small window from his first class seat into the half-light of dusk.
- Fashion Week2006/02/09
It's Fashion Week in New York. Seven days when everyone who live, works, or even vacations in Manhattan, is required to don their very best haute coture duds...
- Flying the Flag2006/02/02
I'm flying the flag. I hoist it into position with a casual flick of the wrist. This is not some patriotic display. I'm not trying to make a point.
- Fog2006/01/30
It’s morning in the pseudo-countryside. The weekend, now only a pleasant memory, gives way to the bleak reality of the work week.
- I'm Googling Myself2006/01/25
I’m Googling myself. Sounds a little self-indulgent, doesn’t it? But I’m still doing it.
- Out of Touch2006/01/24
I’m out of touch. I haven’t got a clue. I’m clueless. Sans clue.
- The Long Goodbye2006/01/21
OK, this is serious. There’s an epidemic sweeping the United Kingdom. The rest of Europe is closing its borders.
- The Flaitron Incident2006/01/19
I’m not having a good day. You know there are certain things in life that you just take for granted. You just assume they are one way, and not the other.
- I'm Dating Lindsay Lohan2006/01/18
I’m dating Lindsay Lohan. In my mind. We’ve been in several car crashes together. We’re very close.
- Which Way is Hot?2006/01/17
I can’t remember which way is hot. In the shower. I used to know this, of course, and probably I still do.
- Bad Dreams2006/01/16
I see a wanted poster. You know, like the ones in the wild west. It reads, “Wanted Dead or Alive.”
- Eyebrows2006/01/15
My eyebrows are getting the better of me. When did this start to happen?