One Man Revolution

It's 1,289 days until the legally defined end of Trump's second term, and we're getting more and more concerned about the democratic establishment writ large. Trump has already threatened to "fix" New York's elections if he doesn't like the mayoral victor, and the GOP are already looking to re-draw district lines to remove Democrats from Congress.
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Tommy Commie Tatas
NOAA’s Ark
Pam’s Empty Binder

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Ag Secretary says able-bodied Medicaid recipients should replace immigrant farm workforce https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/07/08/congress/rollins-says-able-bodied-medicaid-recipients-should-replace-immigrant-farm-workforce-00442065
Trump says US must send more weapons to Ukraine, days after ordering pause in deliveries https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-drone-attacks-c7a1bf1a28ecd2853c037f1864ef7edc
Alligator Alcatraz firm donated to Florida GOP before getting a contract https://www.yahoo.com/news/alligator-alcatraz-firm-donated-florida-115900977.html
Man with an assault rifle killed after shooting at a Border Patrol facility in Texas https://apnews.com/article/mcallen-texas-border-patrol-shooting-8241ec60d26e54d7582a7e77f6ece01e

It's the 249th Independence Day. The Podcast crew is off celebrating, but we figured we'd drop a message to keep the feed active.

Let's look at the foundational documents that formed the Republic and ask: Will the United States survive as a democracy for 250 years? If not, what should go into the next Declaration against this modern tyranny?
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RIP USA
It was a good run
The New Founders War

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The Declaration of Independence: https://docs.house.gov/meetings/GO/GO00/20220929/115171/HHRG-117-GO00-20220929-SD010.pdf
The Constitution: https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf
Common Sense: https://loveman.sdsu.edu/docs/1776ThomasPaine.pdf
Federalist Papers: https://guides.loc.gov/federalist-papers/full-text
H.R.1 The OBBB: https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1/text

It's 1,303 days until the legally defined end of Donald Trump's second presidential term. Sadly, all forms of legal definition and enforcement have lost all meaning in roughly 6 years (counting from his first term). The question now stands: will the United States survive as a democracy until then? If not, what new horrible form will it take?
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SCROTUM
Beef Pee
Nut Up
Angry ICE

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U.S. Supreme Court limits nationwide injunctions, in case on Trump birthright citizenship order https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/scotus-opinion-trump-casa-1.7572403
Supreme Court pauses district court order preventing immigrants from being deported to third-party countries https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/06/supreme-court-pauses-district-court-order-preventing-immigrants-from-being-deported-to-third-party-countries/
What we know about US strikes on three Iranian nuclear sites https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg9r4q99g4o
House shelves effort to impeach Trump over Iran strikes https://apnews.com/article/trump-impeachment-al-green-684036326d3f80d6c7cdc167f2d508c3
Zohran Mamdani beats Cuomo in NY Dem Primary https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/06/25/nyc-mayor-zohran-mamdani-means-for-democrats/84350378007/

It's 1,306 days until the legally-defined end of the 47th Administration, pending serious congressional moves in 2027. In the meantime, we have to keep on keeping on. The No Kings protests were certainly inspiring, providing real, concrete hope that this entire nation has gone to the dogs, just the worst people in it.
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Nazi Allergy
Samurai Sword Missile
GRU: New Look, Same Great Taste

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State Supreme Court could order hand recount of Rockland’s 2024 Ballot https://rocklandtimes.com/2025/06/19/state-supreme-court-could-order-hand-recount-of-rocklands-2024-ballot/
Israeli hospital hit by Iranian missile strike https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4edzy0vqeo
Uganda Scheme https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Scheme
Largest data breach in history
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/16-billion-accounts-exposed-in-one-of-the-largest-data-breaches-in-history-enormous-data-haul-holds-two-accounts-for-every-human-alive
Meet "The Cliterati," The Secretive Feminist Mafia Humiliating Trump https://thehalfwaycafe.substack.com/p/meet-the-cliterati-the-secretive

It's 1,315 days until the legally-defined end of the 47th Administration, and things are getting tense. LA is the latest ring-wing whipping boy, Israel decided that they've flattened enough of the Gaza Strip and the latest cool idea is open war with Iran. Also, according to Ukrainian officials, over 1,000,000 invaders have been killed in their war. Congratulations, Putin!
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Non-Guild Actors
Military-Issue Rubbers
Iron Dome NOW with Human Shielding

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Senator Alex Padilla handcuffed for asking questions: https://apnews.com/video/cellphone-footage-shows-california-sen-alex-padillas-removal-from-noems-la-press-conference-8a99118de8a74eb6a569f72cd970698d
Israel Attacks Iran: https://apnews.com/article/iran-explosions-israel-tehran-00234a06e5128a8aceb406b140297299
Immigration Raids affect businesses that supply food: https://apnews.com/article/immigration-raids-california-farmworkers-1301639766f55c8d4e8e15ff2fd45687
Trump booed at the Kennedy center: https://apnews.com/video/trump-booed-and-cheered-at-the-kennedy-center-while-attending-les-miserables-645c4773796b4d64b57f23a16ee78358
E.Jean Carol wins again: https://apnews.com/article/trump-e-jean-carroll-sexual-abuse-appeal-8e2db7bdb881ff0b9353b6fb17750f48

It's 1,322 days until this presidential term legally ends. For now, HAPPY PRIDE! Its that time of the year where we take a good, hard look at ourselves and our community and we try to examine and expand our in-group in ways no conservative could tolerate.
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Joe Robiden
Napoleon got Blownapart
Donny Drag Queen

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Russia Offers Political Asylum to Elon Musk Over Trump Feud https://www.newsweek.com/russia-offers-political-asylum-elon-musk-over-trump-feud-2081887?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Threads%23Echobox%3D1749209461-1
Detained men and ICE agents get sick while in horrible conditions in Djibouti - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/06/migrants-djibouti-ice
This is some bullshit and UoM will find out https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/06/michigan-university-gaza-surveillance
Trump caved to the court on man deported to Guatemala https://apnews.com/article/immigration-deportation-guatemala-trump-return-64602344d97ef93529ef5f21b4fd5807

It's 1,330 days until the next president, provided things stay constitutional. If not, it won't end well for anyone. In the meantime, continue to give your congressional representatives hell, they should not know one minute of peace until President Taco is held accountable.
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BBBBBBBBBBill
Layin Pipe Downhill
The Booty to the Walz

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US court blocks most Trump tariffs, says president exceeded his authority https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-court-blocks-trumps-liberation-day-tariffs-2025-05-28/
Americans Think Increased Manufacturing Employment Would Be Good for the Country but Not for Themselves https://www.cato.org/blog/americans-think-manufacturing-employment-greatfor-other-people
Stephen Miller’s wife leaves the White House to work for Elon Musk ‘full time’ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-stephen-miller-wife-white-house-b2760056.html
Part One: Curtis Yarvin: The Philosopher Behind J.D. Vance https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-curtis-yarvin-the-philosopher-217093069/

It's 1,337 days until the next president, unless someone any% hax0rs a speedrun. In the meantime, we can only hope that midterms are held and the results are legitimate and legal. Thankfully, fascism tends to be self-pruning, and everyone's least favorite South African has thrown in the towel in DC.
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Lesbian Basket Weaving
Anxious Racism
Strong Russian Men

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Trump has wiped Elon Musk’s name from Truth Social as GOP insiders admit he’s ‘finished, done, gone https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-elon-musk-truth-social-mentions-b2753786.html
Bernie Sanders Agrees Democrats Are 'Threat to Democracy' on Podcast https://www.newsweek.com/bernie-sanders-agrees-democrats-are-threat-democracy-podcast-2074336
A check of Trump's false claims about white genocide in South Africa https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-makes-false-claims-white-genocide-south-africa-during-ramaphosa-meeting-2025-05-21/
Wealthy foreign crypto investors descend on President Trump's golf club for $148 million meme coin dinner https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-draws-global-crypto-investors-with-148-million-meme-coin-dinner-2025-05-22/

It's 3 years, 8 months, 3 days until the next presidency. In the meantime, we are ready to provide the necessary context to remain sane, and we remind you that if the law no longer protects you, it no longer applies to you.
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All Greek Max
Legendarily Incompetent
Metric in Schools

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Trump lawyers tell Supreme Court that Constitution doesn’t apply to the president https://www.peoplesworld.org/article/trump-lawyers-tell-supreme-court-that-constitution-doesnt-apply-to-the-president/
Cartel family members entered U.S. in deal with Trump admin, Mexican security chief confirms https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cartel-family-members-entered-us-deal-trump-mexican-chief-confirms-rcna206917
Conservatives block Trump agenda bill from advancing in major setback for GOP leaders https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-budget-committee-rejects-trump-agenda-bill-major-setback-gop-lea-rcna207239
Georgia mother says she is being forced to keep brain-dead pregnant daughter alive under abortion ban law https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna207002

It's 3 years, 8 months, 10 days until the next president should be legally taking power, but this remains to be seen. In the meantime, the Trump Admin is demonstrating a level of incompetence that can only be achieved with deliberate intent, or stunning stupidity.
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Post-Semester Fluid Deposit
Bondo Trump
Implied to Harvard
Grippy Sock Vacation

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Stephen Miller says Trump administration is ‘actively looking at’ suspending habeas corpus https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-stephen-miller-says-trump-administration-is-actively-looking-at-suspending-habeas-corpus
How good is the UK trade pact for America? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8dnm4dv2zo
Stephen Miller says Trump administration is ‘actively looking at’ suspending habeas corpus https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-stephen-miller-says-trump-administration-is-actively-looking-at-suspending-habeas-corpus
West Virginia coal miners lose black lung screenings after Trump slashes worker safety agency NIOSH https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-virginia-coal-miners-lose-black-lung-screenings-trump-slashes-worker-safety-agency-niosh/

It's 3 years, 8 months, 14 days until the next president, and the time cannot pass fast enough. 100 days into the Great Leader's regime, and regardless of the sycophant's reports, it's going terribly.
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On my Pants Now
Liberty Shut Down
Worker Exploitation Day

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Be careful of that street Tylenol. https://www.reddit.com/r/WeTheFifth/comments/1kbp2nv/attorney_general_pam_bondi_clai[…]m=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
DC Circuit panel allows the Trump administration to block funding. https://www.rferl.org/a/court-allows-trump-temporarily-halt-funding-to-radio-free-europe-voa/33403256.html
This is a good summary of everything that happened this week: https://open.substack.com/pub/joyannreid/p/a-saturday-reid-everything-trump?r=9h4gx&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

It's 3 years, 8 months, 22 days until the next president, and the time cannot pass fast enough. In the meantime, we're arresting judges, deporting people without due process, and generally causing chaos. What's fun is when people push back against the bully, like Harvard, because the bully always panics and backs down.
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Trump Beats Women
Signalgate 2: Pentagon Boogaloo
iLegal

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Patel says FBI arrested Wisconsin judge, Trump immigration enforcement effort escalates https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/25/fbi-arrest-judge-hannah-dugan-milwaukee.html
Trump's surgeon general nominee, Dr. Janette Nesheiwat, faces scrutiny over credentials https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-surgeon-general-nominee-dr-janette-nesheiwat-credentials/
Dozen states sue Trump in bid to block new tariffs https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/23/states-sue-trump-in-bid-to-block-new-tariffs.html
RFK Jr. wants to ban food dyes — but voluntarily https://thehill.com/homenews/5262053-rfk-jr-wants-to-ban-food-dyes-but-voluntarily/
I Ain’t Gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdDFWz7HqZI

It's 3 years, 9 months, and 1 days until the next potential president takes office, and we can only hope that there's another election at all. In the meantime, the 47th Regime is doing everything it can to destroy the US gov't and economy before the midterms so there's nothing to save. MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD NOW
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Cumstain Bukake
Trans-White
McConnell Rottingfingers
Be the Whole Problem

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Ice deports Venezuelan teen despite reportedly knowing he was not a target https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/15/merwil-gutierrez-venezuelan-teen-deported-el-salvador
What's the Real Quid Pro Quo with Bukele? https://asharangappa.substack.com/p/whats-the-real-quid-pro-quo-with?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=9h4gx&triedRedirect=true
Murkowski: ‘We are all afraid’ of upheaval, retaliation under Trump https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5253980-murkowski-fear-trump-chaos/
Court denies White House appeal of 'shocking' Abrego Garcia deportation case https://www.npr.org/2025/04/17/g-s1-61118/appeals-court-deportation-abrego-garcia

It's 3 years, 9 months, and 8 days until the end of this Trump Presidency. Not that we're counting or anything. But in the meantime, we're watching the world actively reject Trump's America, which is to the good for the world but will cause great pains for us. FAFO.
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Voters Blacktivate
Double Dip Action
NAPTO

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The SAVE act is voter suppression https://www.americanprogress.org/article/the-save-act-would-disenfranchise-millions-of-citizens/
Marco Rubio says the administration can report people based on their beliefs https://apnews.com/article/mahmoud-khalil-columbia-university-trump-c60738368171289ae43177660def8d34
Japan says it wants to join a NATO command for the support of Ukraine https://apnews.com/article/japan-defense-nato-rutte-china-15de39e226c57a893fbf9755f600dcdb?nbsp;%3Cbr%3EJapan
How to Protest Safely: What to Bring, What to Do, and What to Avoid https://www.wired.com/story/how-to-protest-safely-gear-tips/

It's 3 years, 9 months, and 15 days until the next administration...if we get lucky. In the meantime, court judgements apparently mean nothing, and due process is a thing of the past.
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No Dangle Mangle
More Calzone than Capone
Diddy Do It

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Judge orders return of deported Maryland man https://apnews.com/article/el-salvador-deportation-maryland-man-trump-617bfac0e54b241fa2f54783bdf08628
Administration uses chatgpt to come up with tariffs https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/apr/04/donald-trump-tariffs-ai-hallucination
Trump abruptly fires the 4-star general who headed the National Security Agency https://apnews.com/article/trump-national-security-agency-tim-haugh-ec08b455e2c1112f5c6bb1881fad73e2
Markets plunge with S&P 500 down 6% and Dow down 2,200 after China retaliates against Trump tariffs https://apnews.com/article/market-rates-trump-tariffs-d86db525c370e9da834e6dfb76e23b86

It's 3 years, 9 months, and 22 days until the next administration...if we get lucky, and we're all feeling depressed. Meanwhile, major officials are using unencrypted public applications for sensitive communications on their personal devices.
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DOGE collective
Chatty Inebriated Man
Don't Schumer It
Director of National Ignorance

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Tufts PhD student on visa arrested by immigration authorities, school says https://abcnews.go.com/US/tufts-phd-student-visa-arrested-immigration-authorities/story?id=120176245
Foreign leaders were quick to criticize the tariffs, a sign that Trump could be intensifying a broader trade war that could damage growth worldwide. https://apnews.com/article/autos-tariffs-trump-tax-imports-ford-gm-e53823ef7bbb7b3c46d11eca90aaa638
Today in Ohio podcast hosts question whether it's cruel policy or catastrophic incompetence. https://www.cleveland.com/news/2025/03/too-stupid-for-words-trump-pulls-back-20-semi-trucks-of-food-from-clevelands-food-bank.html

It's 3 years, 9 months, and 29 days until the next theoretical presidency, and we're all feeling rather pessimistic. In the meantime, Bernie and AOC are tearing it up on a coast-to-coast rally, and the people are properly showing out. We love to see it.
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Twooting a Yeet
Diversity, Equity, Injuns
Colt Equality
Smashed Richards

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Trump violates court order preventing removal of Venezuelans https://apnews.com/article/trump-venezuela-el-salvador-immigration-dd4f61999f85c4dd8bcaba7d4fc7c9af
Immigrants are being disappeared https://apnews.com/article/trump-deportations-gang-venezuela-0cf2c3a26d7f4bafa87ad6ca5a
Travel warnings for travel to the US: https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/britain-beefs-up-travel-warnings-over-us-border-enforcement-2025-03-20/
Judge blocks further dismantling of USAID: https://apnews.com/article/usaid-federal-judge-trump-administration-bdc919a5d98eda5ab72a32fdfe2f147d

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 5 days to the end of the current administration. Who will be president? Will we still have a functioning democracy? Will there be elections in 2028? We are all waiting in great anxiety for the answers to these questions. In the meantime, join us dumping on the 47th admin!
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EV Hummer
Tesla Tanks
See Kyle Schumer

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Senate passes GOP funding bill to avert a government shutdown https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-vote-republican-funding-bill-government-shutdown-rcna196412
U.S. stock market loses $5 trillion in value in three weeks https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/14/us-stock-market-loses-5-trillion-in-value-in-three-weeks.html
Pentagon removes DEI photographs including ones of Enola Gay: https://apnews.com/live/trump-presidency-updates-3-13-2025#00000195-91cf-d3ba-afff-bbdf5a500000
Locals take up arms to defend town against NeoNazis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGG8PVEKcU

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 12 days until the end of the legal presidency of Donald Trump, we hope. There's a small chance that the Democratic members of Congress could fix things a little faster is the midterms happen legally, but we're not holding our collective breath.
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That's Some BS
Throat-Off
Face Firmly in His Ass

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Trump’s address to Congress showed the country’s stark partisan divide https://apnews.com/article/trump-address-congress-takeaways-partisan-divide-b25327f1c728190102c2a7ade61cb498
Trump puts new limits on Elon Musk https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/06/trump-cabinet-musk-025093
Trump Threatens Russia With New Sanctions for 'Pounding' Ukraine https://www.newsweek.com/trump-considering-large-scale-sanctions-russia-2041186?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Threads#Echobox=1741358572
USAID must pay nearly $2 billion in contracts, Supreme Court says https://www.axios.com/2025/03/05/supreme-court-trump-usaid-contractors

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 19 days and we've managed to hit an all new low. Trump forced a meeting with Zelenskyy in front of the press under a pretense of a trade deal, only to turn it into a bullying trap. Trump has humiliated all of America in front of the world, establishing himself as a pawn of Putin, and showing that America's word amounts to nothing.
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Sticky Sofa Catalogues
sudo rm -f consent
Republican Man Dates

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Zelenskyy leaves White House without signing minerals deal after Oval Office blowup https://apnews.com/article/zelenskyy-security-guarantees-trump-meeting-washington-eebdf97b663c2cdc9e51fa346b09591d
As tensions spike between journalists and the president, here’s a look at ‘viewpoint discrimination’ https://apnews.com/article/media-trump-viewpoint-discrimination-white-house-press-083e3d05afd2730c303ef69748fe6713#
Trump Admin relaxing vigilance against russian hacking making everything worse: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/28/trump-russia-hacking-cyber-security
Measles outbreak: how contagious is it and what are the symptoms? https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2025/feb/28/measles-outbreak-symptoms-vaccine-explainer

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 26 days until the next president takes office, whether that's Trump's unconstitutional third term or a legitimate new president remains to be seen. This week marks one month of Trump's second term, and its been the longest year of our lives.
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Do Not See CPAC
Move Fast Kill People
Felon Fell On Elon

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A comprehensive look at DOGE’s firings and layoffs so far https://apnews.com/article/doge-firings-layoffs-federal-government-workers-musk-d33cdd7872d64d2bdd8fe70c28652654
Argentina president faces impeachment calls over crypto crash https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp9x9j89evxo
Target sued by Florida for defrauding shareholders about DEI https://www.reuters.com/legal/target-sued-by-florida-defrauding-shareholders-about-dei-2025-02-20/
‘This is a coup’: Trump and Musk’s purge is cutting more than costs, say experts https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/17/trump-musk-government-cost-cutting-coup

It's 3 years, 11 months, and 4 days until the next president, and that time cannot come soon enough. Until then, we get to enjoy the Secretary of Defense claiming the US Navy is inferior to the Russian Navy and the Attorney General treating all states in a singular three strike system.
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Money Talks Over You
Kendrick Mahomes
Top 10 of the Bottom 3

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Trump fired D.O. Energy employees who guard/manage the US nuclear stockpile because he didn't know what the agency did - had to rescind the firings https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/climate/nuclear-nnsa-firings-trump/index.html
The Trump Administration Might Just Spend $400 Million on ‘Armored’ Teslas https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-musk-armored-tesla-400-million-1235265633/
Muskrat claims that there are 150 year olds on Social Security - proves he doesn't understand software or code: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/2/14/2303889/-Nope-There-are-no-150-year-olds-on-Social-Security-It-s-COBOL
Abortion now possible in Missouri after judge blocks restrictions due to ballot measure granting abortion rights: https://apnews.com/article/abortion-rights-missouri-b7590919a9eedccc044c519646e996d5

It's 3 years, 11 months, and 12 days until the end of the 47th Administration, or 206 weeks. Panic is setting in quickly, as the reality of President Musk's coup is setting in. Government officials and representatives are being locked out of government buildings by hired guns, and Musk has access to the entire Treasury Department. Told ya.
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Very Large A-holes
Try Us Coward
Vitamin T

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“People Will Die”: The Trump Administration Said It Lifted Its Ban on Lifesaving Humanitarian Aid. That’s Not True. https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-state-department-usaid-humanitarian-aid-freeze-ukraine-gaza-sudan
The Government’s Computing Experts Say They Are Terrified
Elon Musk’s Demolition Crew https://projects.propublica.org/elon-musk-doge-tracker/?utm_campaign=propublica-sprout&utm_content=1738881108
Trump says Gaza will be given to US by Israel https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5133161-donald-trump-gaza-proposal-israel-takeover/
Judge rails against Trump in blocking birthright executive order for second time https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5130744-trump-judge-birthright-order-blocked/
Saudi crown prince says kingdom intends to invest $600 billion in US during call with Trump https://apnews.com/article/saudi-arabia-us-investment-trump-6730a89f93b44ed8d705638f95700cbb
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/us/politics/proud-boys.html

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 19 days until the end of the 47th Administration, or 207 weeks. It's been a deadly week for the administration and it's hard to find empathy for them.
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Retards and Midgets
Holocast
Nick Fuentes Mom
Semen Holes

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Donald blames DEI Boogyman for plane crash (also Biden and Obama) https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpvmdm1m7m9o
Tennessee Bill Would Prohibit Voting Against Trump Immigration Policies
https://www.newsweek.com/tennessee-bill-would-prohibit-voting-against-trump-immigration-policies-2023749
Musk sought to access SS payment system https://www.salon.com/2025/01/31/musk-pushes-out-top-treasury-official-over-effort-to-access-us-government-payment-system-report/
Trump’s concentration camp: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-he-will-instruct-homeland-security-pentagon-prepare-migrant-facility-2025-01-29/

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 26 days until the end of the 47th Administration, or 208 weeks. We are giddy with anticipation. In the meantime, refuse to succumb to the shitshow, radicalize your neighbors, and never give in. There are no small steps, just the first steps in fighting back.
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Probably Racist
Ostrich Sized
Gavinator Newsome

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 28 days under the Biden presidency, and we have only one thing to say: Thank you, Joe. You inherited a shit sandwich and turned it into building blocks for a better future. Sadly, the bastard that made the shit sandwich just stole all those blocks, and the world loses because of it.
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Pure Vibes, My Dude
Brhodesia
Whoops All Nazis (fuck em)

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Biden Promise Tracker https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/biden-promise-tracker/
President Biden signs law to ban TikTok nationwide unless it is sold https://www.npr.org/2024/04/24/1246663779/biden-ban-tiktok-us
Jack Smith’s Report https://www.justice.gov/storage/Report-of-Special-Counsel-Smith-Volume-1-January-2025.pdf
Unitary executive theory https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitary_executive_theory

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 21 days under the waning Biden Administration, and he's doing anything he can before 20 January. Sadly, a lot of that is via Executive Order, so they're likely to be undone in a sweeping manner by the next guy.

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Kiss the Cockring
No Ethics in Profit
Cuck Chair Expert

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Tencent says it's not a Chinese military company and is willing to sue the US Department of Defense if it isn't removed from a blacklist https://www.pcgamer.com/games/tencent-says-its-not-a-chinese-military-company-and-is-willing-to-sue-the-us-department-of-defense-if-it-isnt-removed-from-a-blacklist/
Meta's new policies open gate to hate https://www.axios.com/2025/01/09/meta-moderation-transgender-women-hate
Judge sentences Trump to unconditional discharge, no punishment in hush money conviction https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5078962-trump-sentenced-no-punishment/

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 14 days under the leadership of President Biden in the final weeks of his presidency, and he's making lots of (small, meaningless) moves. In the meantime, the 47th Administration is already tearing itself apart , and they're not even in power yet.
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Smells Like Old Metal
Nancy Hipler
Px25

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Federal appeals court strikes down Biden net neutrality rules https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5063700-fcc-loses-net-neutrality-appeal/
Republican Mike Johnson reelected House speaker in dramatic floor vote https://www.yahoo.com/news/speaker-mike-johnson-trying-save-120234464.html
Chief Justice John Roberts defends judicial independence, says it is under threat in several ways https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-chief-justice-john-roberts-1e11fa540245a8c629c90772674ea8f7

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 7 days under the Biden Administration. It's the holidays and we wish you all Merry, Happy, and Joyous ones. See you in the new year!
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So this is
VP Trump
Visited by Spirits

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Donald Trump says buying Greenland is "absolute necessity" https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-says-buying-greenland-absolute-necessity-denmark-ken-howery-2004938
Matt Gaetz ethics report says his drug use and sex with a minor violated state laws https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/matt-gaetz-ethics-report-released/
Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger? https://dallasexpress.com/tarrant/exclusive-where-is-congresswoman-kay-granger/

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 0 days under the Biden Administration's control, and the government was on the verge of closure before the new administration even took over. Fortunately, Congress stepped up from the shadows of the oligarchs and returned to the mostly agreed-upon bipartisan deal.

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Trash Patrol
Growers and Showers
Busty Cohead

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House passes bill to avoid government shutdown, sending it to Senate before midnight deadline: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna185006
AOC loses key vote in race for Oversight Committee leader to Gerry Connolly: https://www.axios.com/2024/12/16/aoc-house-steering-committee-oversight-connolly
Blob-headed fish and amphibious mouse among 27 new species found in ‘thrilling’ Peru expedition: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/dec/20/blob-headed-fish-and-amphibious-mouse-among-27-new-species-found-in-thrilling-peru-expedition

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 23 days under the sunsetting Biden Administration, and things are interesting. He pardoned a whole ship's worth of people , but he's letting the big stuff slide . In the meantime, the encroaching Trump Clown Show is becoming ever more clear as he announced his Ambassador Wish List.
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Aerial Bombardment Discount
Legitimate Internet
Buttery Males

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Trump says he can’t guarantee tariffs won’t raise US prices and won’t rule out revenge prosecutions https://apnews.com/article/trump-immigration-tariffs-pardons-abortion-prosecutions-riot-72c08269f0a870d20e29033319201e22
North Carolina GOP lawmakers override veto of bill to strip power from incoming Democratic officials https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/north-carolina-republican-override-veto-democrat-governor-rcna183703
Luigi Mangione’s hard turn from wealth and success to murder suspect https://apnews.com/article/unitedhealthcare-ceo-brian-thompson-shooting-luigi-mangione-10ee2f70cd843a27940a9cf1a06edf55

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 16 days under the leadership of Joe Biden, who hypocritically pardoned his son Hunter of all charges. President Trump was aghast! I mean, he thought he was the only person that could pardon people, having done it 144 times during his four years in office.

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Whoops Only Money Launderers
Spit on that Spring
Loaded Conversation

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Elon Musk funds RBG pac: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/06/elon-musk-rbg-pac-abortion
Patriot of the Year: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/06/trump-fox-news-patriot-award
BREAKING: Nick Fuentes Arrested: https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/12/06/far-right-streamer-nick-fuentes-charged-with-battery-in-alleged-attack-of-berwyn-woman/

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 9 days under the leadership of Joe Biden, who gave the traditional amnesty to Peaches and Blossom, two turkeys from Minnesota. Happy Thanksgiving y'all. We are thankful for your continued listening and support.
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Givingthanks
Why am I working?
Holiday Job

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Daisy the AI grandma is here to answer calls from scammers and waste their time
Why abortions rose after Roe was overturned
Jack Smith files to drop Jan. 6 charges against Donald Trump

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 2 days under the leadership of Joe Biden, who continues to demonstrate faith in the dying US government system, despite all the warnings. Good news, though, Matt Gaetz lasted approximately negative 8 Scaramuccis as Attorney General.
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Age in Canadian
Presidential Cerberus
Pourin Star

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Bill to eliminate the Dept of Education: https://www.siouxfallslive.com/news/south-dakota/sen-mike-rounds-introduces-bill-to-eliminate-us-department-of-education
Word Press Problems: https://medium.com/notes-and-theories/this-man-controls-40-of-the-internet-and-its-a-problem-1b37a66e6185
Now Donnie can break his G string fingering A-minor https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-american-flag-eagle-guitars.html

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 26 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and Trump's kitchen remodel ideas are being revealed. Frankly, its a disaster, but if we weren't all facing massive governmental dysfunction it would be hilarious.
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Elonia & Vivekia
MAGA Worm Driver
Anchors Away

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Donald Trump Has 'Obligations' to Those Who Brought Him to Power—Putin Ally https://www.newsweek.com/vladimir-putin-nikolai-patrushev-donald-trump-russia-1984360
‘An achievement for the Azoreans’: EU makes leap towards 30x30 with massive ocean protection project https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/10/22/an-achievement-for-the-azoreans-eu-makes-leap-towards-30x30-with-massive-ocean-protection-
Moment MP leads haka to disrupt New Zealand parliament https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cg4ln6ddgy9o

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 19 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and shit has hit the fan. Trump won the 47th Presidential Election, and things couldn't feel worse. So join us for a community whingeing session as we try to process the reality of America in 2024.
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Your Hole, My Control
Power Bottom Diplomacy
North Florida Short Duke

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Why Trump won — 9 takeaways from the 2024 election https://www.npr.org/2024/11/08/g-s1-33274/2024-election-how-trump-won-takeaways
What the average citizen can do about the demise of US democracy https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/08/politics/how-to-save-us-democracy-what-matters/index.html
What we know about thriving through adversity https://americansofconscience.com/what-we-know-about-thriving-through-adversity/

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 12 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and your deadline to vote is in 4 days! Get out there, vote early, and VOTE THE WHOLE BALLOT. Vote411.org and bluevoterguide.org have everything you need to know!
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Pay your Lawyers
Ad Vance Notice
Monkeys Can’t Type

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Liz Cheney comment has Trump in hot water. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm20d70j4r3o.amp
Elmo needs to get denaturalized and lose his citizenship. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFnDYr73/
Kamala Harris says Trump's comment on women 'is offensive to everybody'

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 5 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and your deadline to vote is in 9 days! Get out there, do it early, and VOTE THE WHOLE BALLOT. Vote411.org has everything you need to know!
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Mass Post-Birth Abortions
Musk, By Ellen
Immigrant Biceps

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Elon Musk’s Secret Conversations With Vladimir Putin https://www.wsj.com/world/russia/musk-putin-secret-conversations-37e1c187
Insurer Blue Cross Blue Shield agrees to $2.8bn antitrust settlement https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/19/insurer-blue-cross-blue-shield-agrees-to-28bn-antitrust-settlement
New Woodward book reveals candid behind-the-scenes conversations of Biden, Trump, Harris and Putin https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/08/politics/bob-woodward-book-war-joe-biden-putin-netanyahu-trump/index.html

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 28 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and the work just doesn't stop. More consumer protections, increasing international conflict, and another storm season of a lifetime, not to mention that Election Day is less than 3 weeks away. Vote411.org has everything you need to know!
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The Swinger Vote
Wonderful Penis
Pasta Aggressive

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Zelenskyy says 10,000 North Koreans could join Russian forces in Ukraine as he pushes ‘victory plan’ https://apnews.com/article/ukraine-zelenskyy-europe-victory-plan-summit-863bd5c70816449e3c92b7c1f767a2ff
Vance says ‘no’ when asked whether Trump lost 2020 election https://apnews.com/article/vance-trump-2020-election-3659368bc50e3224e5cc59f76015e096
Ukraine Issues Nuclear Ultimatum to NATO https://www.newsweek.com/nato-ukraine-membership-progress-donald-trump-brussels-1970816

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 21 days under the NOT Harris Administration, because she isn't president yet. No, the Biden Admin is holding strong and doing everything it can to overcome GOP asininity in the midst of the one of the worst hurricane seasons on record. To recap, every sitting member of the GOP, including Florida delegates, have voted against emergency FEMA funding.
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The Haysha Zone
Lick my Wet Bulb
Bulled by Someone

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NOAA Hurricane Database https://coast.noaa.gov/hurricanes/
Johnson slams door on Congress returning for disaster aid https://www.politico.com/news/2024/10/10/biden-johnson-congress-fema-disaster-aid-00183327
Elon Musk Is Offering A 'Free' Starlink Bait And Switch To Hurricane Victims https://jalopnik.com/elon-musk-is-offering-a-free-starlink-bait-and-switch-t-1851669399
I’m Running Out of Ways to Explain How Bad This Is https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/10/hurricane-milton-conspiracies-misinformation/680221/?utm_source=threads&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=edit-promo

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 14 days under the leadership of a truly selfless patriot, and things are getting tense. There was an attempted October surprise strike by longshoremen, a real October surprise of torrential flooding in Appalachia. Also, the VP Debate happened, and it was shockingly civil, if largely useless.
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Corporate Bamboozle
Nerd Math Stuff
Salmon Facials

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Fact-check fight: CBS News cuts candidates' mics after JD Vance objects to a moderator's correction https://apnews.com/article/debate-cbs-vance-walz-fact-check-639ceab0831b4c304fb132bcf254e48a
Trump won’t interview because he doesn’t want to be fact checked. https://www.npr.org/2024/10/01/nx-s1-5135681/trump-60-minutes-jd-vance-tim-walz-debate-2024
Trump 'resorted to crimes' to stay in office after 2020 loss, Jack Smith's team says https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-resorted-crimes-stay-office-2020-loss-jack-smith-team-says-rcna172340

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 7 days under the selfless and patriotic leadership of a man that knows when enough is enough. But another elder individual can't read the writing on the wall and continues to submarine hos entire political infrastructure, which we are 1,000% okay with.
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Carseat Abortion Pipeline
Mom and Shop Pops
Mein Kampheter

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FTC Takes Action Against Invitation Homes for Deceiving Renters, Charging Junk Fees, Withholding Security Deposits, and Employing Unfair Eviction Practices https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/09/ftc-takes-action-against-invitation-homes-deceiving-renters-charging-junk-fees-withholding-security
Haitian group in Springfield, Ohio, files citizen criminal charges against Trump and Vance https://apnews.com/article/haitian-immigrants-springfield-charges-trump-vance-012af00a8677da5caed55d03e8779774
Justice Department accuses Visa of debit network monopoly that affects price of ‘nearly everything’ https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/24/doj-accuses-visa-of-debit-network-monopoly-that-impacts-price-of-nearly-everything.html

It's been 3 years and 8 months under the selfless guidance of our 46th President, and things have been BUSY this week. There was another alleged assassination attempt on DJT at his private golf course, E Musk is in a lot of legal trouble specifically over Twitter, and P Diddy was very close friend with Donal Trump for years, according to some choice photographs.
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Boy Who Cried Haitians
Nuke Mt. Everest
DJT Strong Beta

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Georgia requires hand count of ballets https://www.reuters.com/world/us/georgia-election-board-may-order-hand-count-votes-us-presidential-contest-2024-09-20/
US SEC intends to seek sanctions against Elon Musk in Twitter probe https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-sec-intends-seek-sanctions-against-elon-musk-twitter-probe-2024-09-20/
NC GOP nominee for governor made dozens of disturbing comments on porn forum https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/kfile-mark-robinson-black-nazi-pro-slavery-porn-forum/index.html
Afraid to Seek Care Amid Georgia’s Abortion Ban, She Stayed at Home and Died https://www.propublica.org/article/candi-miller-abortion-ban-death-georgia

It's been 3 years, 7 months, and 24 days under the leadership of a newly reinvigorated President Biden, who has been busy putting the moves on Trumpers and Americans alike. Kamala Harris demonstrated why a career prosecutor is Donald Trumps worst nightmare in the first, and likely only, debate.
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The American Solution
Dad Dick
Trebuchets of Corpses

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How Taylor Swift's Harris endorsement is impacting the 2024 election https://www.axios.com/2024/09/12/taylor-swift-endorsement-post-instagram
Case against father of Georgia school shooting suspect tests the limits of parental blame https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/case-colin-gray-father-georgia-school-shooting-suspect-tests-limits-pa-rcna169906
Lawyers accuse Florida officials of election interference over abortion amendment https://www.npr.org/2024/09/12/nx-s1-5108840/lawyers-accuse-florida-officials-of-election-interference-over-abortion-amendment

It's been 3 years, 7 months, and 17 days under the impeccable leadership of the most patriotic leaders of America we've ever seen. This week, Pres Biden will be negating a sale of US Steel to Nippon Steel from Japan, preserving a strategic domestic resource. The press continues to validate Trump's inanity, while holding Harris to a much higher (and valid) standard.
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Corporate Fuckers of America
Fact Check Your Rapist
Leaking Grease
Drunk Crane Operator

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A candidate, not a president: Jack Smith crafts a simple solution to Supreme Court Jan. 6 roadblock https://www.salon.com/2024/08/30/a-candidate-not-a-president-jack-smith-crafts-a-simple-solution-to-jan-6-roadblock/
Trump Gives Incoherent 360-Word Response to Question About Childcare https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-gives-incoherent-360-word-response-to-question-about-childcare
Truth Social Hits All-Time Low as CEO Sells His Crashing Stock https://futurism.com/the-byte/truth-social-hits-all-time-low
Biden preparing to block Nippon Steel purchase of U.S. Steel https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/09/04/biden-prepares-reject-us-steel-deal/

President Joe Biden speaks about Labor Day[/caption]

It's been 3 years, 7 months, and 10 days following the leadership of one of the most selfless leaders of the United States, and week the mainstream media showed its age. In a throwback to the original one-man format, The Revolutionary shares some of this week's politics and tech stories. Let's GO!
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He's Not Us
One Man Revolution
Still Got It

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F act-checking Kamala Harris and Tim Walz’s interview on CNN, https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/fact-checking-kamala-harris-and-tim-walzs-interview-on-cnn
US Army confirms Arlington cemetery worker ‘pushed aside’ by Trump staff, https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/29/arlington-cemetery-altercation-trump-visit
AI Bots in Search Results, https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNEhkUoK/
What is Elon Musk's feud with a Brazilian Supreme Court justice about?, https://www.reuters.com/technology/what-is-elon-musks-feud-with-brazilian-supreme-court-justice-about-2024-08-29/

It's been 3 years, 7 months, and 3 days following the leadership of one of the most selfless leaders of the United States, and this was the week of the 2024 DNC. It's been a heady ride, but hope and energy are at record high levels, and we can't wait to see what else the Harris/Walz campaign has in store.
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Votr
Ranked Choice Taxes
Trickle Up Voting

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Harris’s convention speech sparks live rant from outraged Trump https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/23/trump-reaction-harris-dnc-speech
The Y Chromosome Is Slowly Vanishing. A New Sex Gene May Be The Future of Men. https://www.sciencealert.com/the-y-chromosome-is-slowly-vanishing-a-new-sex-gene-may-be-the-future-of-men
‘I Am the Only Person Stupid Enough to Speak After Michelle Obama’ https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/21/us/politics/obamas-convention.html
The Y Chromosome Is Slowly Vanishing. A New Sex Gene May Be The Future of Men. https://www.sciencealert.com/the-y-chromosome-is-slowly-vanishing-a-new-sex-gene-may-be-the-future-of-men

It's been 3 years, 6 months, and 26 days under a newly relaxed and humorous president. He has recently announced a newly agreed prescription drug agreement through Medicare that will cap the costs of those drugs going forward.
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Lolita Express N550GP
10 Dicks Collection
Skin on Skin Sin

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Undercover in Project 2025 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_chqyaRHo
X’s new AI image generator will make anything from Taylor Swift in lingerie to Kamala Harris with a gun https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/14/24220173/xai-grok-image-generator-misinformation-offensive-imges
Kamala Harris unveils populist policy agenda, with $6,000 credit for newborns https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/08/16/kamala-harris-2024-policy-child-tax-credit/

It's been 3 years, 6 months, and 20 days following the bravest leader of the free world. Since he decided to step aside, Kamala Harris has built a juggernaut, adding Tim Walz of Minnesota as her VP candidate. Kamala is a force of nature that will not be denied, and Walz is the dad America lost to MAGA in 2015. They make a wonderful team that is inspiring America day after day.
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Well.Hung/xxx69
Implied But
I'm Voting Dick
That's my Tumor

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Report reveals secret US inquiry into alleged 2016 Egyptian $10m gift to Trump https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/02/trump-campaign-2016-egypt-investigation
Trump Boasted of Avoiding STDs While Dating: Vaginas Are 'Landmines ... It Is My Personal Vietnam' https://people.com/politics/trump-boasted-of-avoiding-stds-while-dating-vaginas-are-landmines-it-was-my-personal-vietnam/
J.D. Vance Melts Down Over Questions About His Military Record https://newrepublic.com/post/184718/jd-vance-tim-walz-military-record-questions
Tim Walz Suddenly Stops Campaign Rally After Noticing Someone Needs Help https://www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-suddenly-stops-campaign-rally-after-noticing-someone-needs-help-1936134

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V4E185 - Anus Liquor

It's been 3 years, 6 months, and 13 days under the bravest, most selfless leader American has seen in half a century. Biden did something a convicted felon could never do, and set aside his pride for the good of the nation, and firmly established himself as one of our greatest leaders. Following that, Kamala Harris has offically become the Democratic nominee for president in 2024, and has harnessed incredible momentum basically overnight.
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Birtherism Rides Again
Great Value Tucker Carlson
The Biff Divergence

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Logan Paul - Imane Khelif tweets, explained: Why influencer apologized for spreading misinformation about Olympic boxer https://www.sportingnews.com/us/olympics/news/logan-paul-imane-khelif-tweets-algeria-olympic-boxer/8469477b5b9c21a94493850d
Finland Housing First https://housingfirsteurope.eu/country/finland/
US border migrant crossings fall for fifth month in a row https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crgryy0jk1zo Both Venezuela strongman Nicolas Maduro and opposition claim election win, as US voices ‘serious concerns’https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/29/americas/venezuela-election-maduro-winner-intl-hnk/index.html

It's been 3 years, 6 months, and 6 days under the most patriotic president America has seen in decades. Joe Biden has relinquished his campaign for re-election, recognizing the new political reality and the shifting needs of the country. Kamala Harris has accepted Biden's nomination, as well as almost unanimous endorsement from all of his established delegates. The DNC still has not officially established a presidential nominee, but hopes and energy are very high.
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Soft Mulch Millennials
Shellfish Lovers
Couch it for Now

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The US economy is pulling off something historic https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/25/economy/us-economy-gdp-second-quarter/index.html
Experts say a twice-yearly injection that offers 100% protection against HIV is ‘stunning’ https://apnews.com/article/africa-aids-hiv-infection-prevention-shot-sunlenca-a94b83717f5b61987822335e11398428
“In four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not going to have to vote.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-drops-out-live-updates_n_669d4e31e4b02fec30d26209/liveblog_66a4523ce4b0d5de59dcbacd
Elon Musk denies reported $45 million a month pledge to Trump, says he doesn’t ‘subscribe to cult of personality’ https://fortune.com/2024/07/23/elon-musk-backs-down-from-45-million-a-month-pledge-to-trump-says-he-doesnt-subscribe-to-cult-of-personality/

It's been 3 years, 5 months, and 29 days under the conniving and COVID-positive left-center regime that only allows the most enlightened of centrist views in to the discussion. Despite this obvious social media false-front, we continue to push the message of the people forward!
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J.V. Dance
Windage
Crowds on Strike

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TTrump Media’s newly hired auditing firm was just busted by the SEC for ‘massive fraud’ https://apnews.com/article/trump-media-auditor-sec-fraud-c6dbfc8a2e6b8a99c6c20547ad0e4cb5
Hunter Biden cites Trump ruling in seeking dismissal of gun and tax cases https://www.cnbc.com/2024/07/18/hunter-biden-seeks-gun-case-dismissal-cites-trump-classified-documents-ruling.html?__source=threads%7Cmain
J.D. Vance Left His Venmo Public. Here’s What It Shows https://www.wired.com/story/jd-vance-venmo/

It's been 3 years, 5 months, and 22 days under the virile and capable Biden Administration, now that he's got an earlier bedtime. The debate fallout continues with no-name Democrats trying to earn a reputation by calling for Biden to withdraw, but Biden has committed to the long haul.
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Don't RFK Yourself
Be Gay Do Crime
Putin on the Ritz

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The Gay Furry Hacker Collective SiegedSec Breached a Major Right-Wing Think Tank https://www.them.us/story/gay-furry-hackers-siegedsec-heritage-foundation-breach
Kansas Supreme Court Affirms Abortion Rights, Strikes Down Restrictions https://www.commondreams.org/news/kansas-abortion-laws
Bombshell Report Exposes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago GOP Grift https://newrepublic.com/post/183655/bombshell-report-trump-mar-a-lago-gop-grift
Nevada county votes against certifying recount results, a move that raises longer-term questions https://apnews.com/article/nevada-election-certification-washoe-county-conspiracy-theories-259fd52cc2d0c6770a741d854dd0ae28

It's been 3 years, 5 months, 15 days under the mature, thoughtful, meticulous, and steadfast leadership of President Biden, who took a lot of valid criticism this week after the recent 'debate', and he called a meeting with Democrat Leadership to address those concerns. The leaders left feeling confident in Biden, remarking on his preparedness and focus.
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Unitary Tract Infection
All-U-Can-Eat Leopard Buffet
Moon The Flag
Gag on The Ds

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The Supreme Court’s Presidential Immunity Decision https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-supreme-court-s-presidential-immunity-decision
Florida has a new law loosening child labor restrictions on construction sites https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-has-a-new-law-loosening-child-labor-restrictions-on-construction-sites-what-should-employers-know-37207631
Trump seeks to postpone sentencing and set aside verdict in his hush money trial after the Supreme Court's immunity ruling https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-seeks-set-hush-money-verdict-immunity-ruling-rcna159890

It's been 3 years, 5 months, 8 days under the doddering, conniving, confused, and manipulative Biden regime, and he participated in political sport, to the detriment of the western world. Also, the Revolutionary is back from abroad and feeling dynamite after this past week's news.
Other Titles Considered

'Dick' in French
Bigger Blacker Thermos
To the Mormons
Gimme a Black Job

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READ: Biden-Trump debate transcript https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/27/politics/read-biden-trump-debate-rush-transcript/index.html
DeSantis vetoed all arts money because of Fringe festivals he calls 'sexual' https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/politics/2024/06/27/desantis-disdain-for-sexual-fringe-festivals-leads-to-arts-vetoes/74234010007/
Supreme Court dumps 40-year precedent in major blow to federal regulators https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/supreme-court-upends-long-standing-precedent-power-federal/story?id=111405252

It's been 3 years, 5 months, 1 day under the Biden Crime Family, who still have zero convictions for sitting members of government. The Revolutionary is still on assignment, so it's up to the rest of us to fill you in. Mostly, capitalism is still horrible, but every week brings a new twist to the problems we collectively face. Also, MAGA still can't understand reality .
Other Titles Considered

Negative Effectiveness
The Wife Flag
Robert’s Court Jester

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Defunctland - Kid Cities https://youtu.be/Tc7uY5HqyWI?si=apvXZECI6zfiWwu3
Florida medical marijuana patients get an unexpected email praising DeSantis https://apnews.com/article/florida-desantis-email-marijuana-patient-privacy-967e53552f159c4301510c43e9189465#:~:text=The%20email%20praised%20a%20cancer,and%20personal%20responsibility%20in%20Florida
US sues Adobe for ‘deceiving’ subscriptions that are too hard to cancel https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/17/24180196/adobe-us-ftc-doj-sues-subscriptions-cancel
Supreme Court upholds federal ban on firearms for domestic violence offenders https://6abc.com/post/supreme-court-upholds-federal-ban-firearms-domestic-violence/14984557/

It's been 3 years, 4 months, 27 days under the Biden Crime Family, who have taken exactly zero steps in preventing the Right-Wing Anti-Gun lobby from prosecuting Hunter Biden to the fullest extent of a questionably-enforceable ATF memo.
Other Titles Considered

Plan 1857
Water into Piss
Make Slide Rules Great Again
Todd's Chosen One

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A5 things to know about the EU election results https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-election-results-2024-things-to-know/
Can Trump Eliminate The Income Tax? Maybe With An 85% Tariff https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewleahey/2024/06/14/can-trump-eliminate-the-income-tax/
Jaws, but Trump https://www.threads.net/@kst8wildcat01/post/C8R1JxVRgjk
Unrealized Gain Tax—A Coming Sea Change in FY2025 Budget Proposal? https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewleahey/2024/04/30/unrealized-gain-tax-a-coming-sea-change-in-fy2025-budget-proposal/
Trad-Wife TikToker Who Dropped N-Word Digs Herself Even Deeper https://www.thedailybeast.com/slur-dropping-trad-wife-tiktoker-lilly-gaddis-is-somehow-even-worse-than-you-think

It's been 3 years, 4 months, 18 days under the duplicitous, conniving, strategic, liberal Biden Crime Family. This week, there's been a lot of legal occurrences, most of which are very interesting and likely portentous, both domestically and internationally.
Other Titles Considered

Dollar per Stroke
Shitty Men Exposing Themselves
Pinto Bean Counters

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American Legislative Exchange Council https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Legislative_Exchange_Council#
Multiple Trump Witnesses Have Received Significant Financial Benefits From His Businesses, Campaign https://www.propublica.org/article/donald-trump-criminal-cases-witnesses-financial-benefits
How Joe Biden 'broke OPEC' and rewrote the rules for oil trading https://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/how-joe-biden-broke-opec-and-rewrote-the-rules-for-oil-trading-212500037935
Epoch Times CFO is arrested and accused of role in $67M multinational money laundering scheme https://apnews.com/article/epoch-times-cfo-indictment-money-laundering-caad358778bb6b73e32e9f989f3b9665

It's been 3 years, 4 months, 11 days under the oppressive liberal regime of the Biden Administration, and THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. 34 THINGS SPECIFICALLY . We also discuss the implications of a Convicted Felon holding the office of President, as well as many smaller potential disasters.
Other Titles

Do Your Own Laundry
Donald J Cockring
Prosecco of Beer

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Spanish Civil War https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Civil_War
UN refugee chief says 114 million have fled homes because nations fail to tackle causes of conflict https://www.startribune.com/un-refugee-chief-says-114-million-have-fled-homes-because-nations-fail-to-tackle-causes-of-conflict/600369945/
PTSD, Anxiety Is Rising Among College Students https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2024-05-30/ptsd-anxiety-is-rising-among-college-students
Hays Code https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hays_Code

It's been 3 years, 4 months, 2 days under the dystopian liberal empire of the Immortal Joe Biden, and he's been buying more votes . That aside, one of the Trump trials is proceeding at a reasonable pace, as both sides in the NY Fraud case rested this week, and Iran is down roughly one helicopter's amount of VIPs .
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Iranian Stoned
One Trick Dickhead
Pedantic about Pedophilia

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Iranian President, Foreign Minister Killed in Helicopter Crash https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/iran-president-raisi-helicopter-crash-d51329d7
Trump Seeks $1 Billion From Big Oil as He Vows to Reverse Biden Climate Rules https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Trump-Seeks-1-Billion-From-Big-Oil-as-He-Vows-to-Reverse-Biden-Climate-Rules.html
Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse: Moscow Tools https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwLFOM3rgq8
Brett Kavanaugh's Role In the Starr Investigation And How It Shaped Him https://www.npr.org/2018/08/17/639670928/brett-kavanaughs-role-in-the-starr-investigation-and-how-it-shaped-him

It's been 3 years, 3 months, and 27 days under the oppressive Biden regime, and he keeps making things better! Besides eliminating junk banking fees and eliminating what student debt the GOP will let him, he continues fighting for the average consumer across the board.
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Squarallelogra
As God Intended
Jesus had 12 |

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Full Text: Harrison Butker of Kansas City Chiefs Graduation Speech https://www.ncregister.com/news/harrison-butker-speech-at-benedictine
Super Bowl kicker has deep ties to Emory https://news.emory.edu/stories/2020/01/winship_super_bowl_kicker_butker_family_ties/index.html
Johnson slams Biden’s ‘senior moment’ on Israel aid https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/09/johnson-slams-bidens-senior-moment-on-israel-aid-00156994
Jasmine Crockett CONFRONTS Trumper, Project 2025 Contributor Gene Hamilton: Playbook For A Dictator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2IF5CJARP8
Why do we need Tariff’s on Chinese electric cars? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acbp-7BualY

It's been 3 years, 3 months, and 20 days under the Biden Regime, and he's making international moves while Drake's whole career evaporates. The Canadian returns from an undercover field report, and we have a second-half sports chat!
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Can't Trust a Fart
Courtesy Sniff
Weekend at Donny's

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Stormy Daniels wraps up testimony in Trump hush money trial https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-hush-money-trial-05-09-24/index.html
Former 'Apprentice' Staffer Noel Casler Accuses Donald Trump of Drug Use and Inappropriate Behavior https://people.com/tv/former-apprentice-noel-casler-accuses-donald-trump-drug-use/
Biden says he will stop sending bombs and artillery shells to Israel if it launches major invasion of Rafah https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/joe-biden-interview-cnntv/index.html
Drake and Kendrick’s rap beef explained https://www.theguardian.com/music/article/2024/may/10/drake-and-kendricks-rap-beef-explained-is-this-a-forever-thing

It's been 3 years, 3 months, and 13 days under the Biden Regime, and we are off to a late start! But despite time constraints, we cram a full week's discussion into a shorter show, including the university protests, the death of irony (again), and Alleged Federal Criminal Donald vonShitshispants.
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Donald vonShitshispants
Racist Yodelings
Top of the Bottom

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Working definition of antisemitism https://holocaustremembrance.com/resources/working-definition-antisemitism
House passes GOP antisemitism bill amid college unrest https://www.yahoo.com/news/house-vote-gop-antisemitism-bill-200600525.html
Eric Adams under pressure to divulge details on ‘outside agitators’ at campus protests https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/02/eric-adams-columbia-protests
Arizona Senate votes to repeal 1864 abortion ban https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68925013

It's been 3 years, 3 months, and 6 days working to establish the future liberal dystopia all God-fearing Americans can't stand to contemplate. Or, President Biden did a lot of good for the American people this week.
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Old but Gold
Sister Ibiza
Buttery Males

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PFAS Explained https://www.epa.gov/pfas/pfas-explained
Trump’s $175 million bond in New York civil fraud judgment case is settled with cash promise https://apnews.com/article/trump-civil-fraud-trial-appeal-bond-9c727602732c683fde6edd64879611e7
Prime energy, sports drinks contain PFAS and excessive caffeine, class action suits say https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/04/23/prime-drink-lawsuit-update/73424197007/
Partisan Registration and Contributions of Faculty in Flagship Colleges https://www.nas.org/blogs/article/partisan-registration-and-contributions-of-faculty-in-flagship-colleges

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 30 days under the boot of the oppressive Dark Brandon Regime, reaching out to the lesser people in its empire like Donald Trump. Also, its the 169th episode one day before 4/20. Nice.
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Farm to Bag
Book of YouTube
Lotta Dong

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RealPage rent-fixing lawsuit highlights use of algorithms to set rents https://www.marketplace.org/2024/04/16/realpage-lawsuit-algorithms-rent/
Citadel Securities blasts Trump Media CEO Devin Nunes over short-selling letter https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/19/citadel-securities-blasts-trump-media-ceo-over-djt-short-sale-letter.html
Man sets himself on fire outside Manhattan courthouse where Trump faces hush money case https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/man-sets-himself-fire-trump-trial-manhattan/5336882/

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 23 days and we've got your monthly sports talk this week. Also, we start this show a bit loose and keep the ball rolling with all of the joke quality you know and love.
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Glizzy in my Mouth
Moldy Berets
Car Weed
Vag Number 69420

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Biden administration cancels another $7.4 billion in student loans https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2024/04/12/biden-student-loan-forgiveness-update-save-pslf/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=reddit.com
Consumer prices rose 3.5% from a year ago in March, more than expected https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/10/cpi-inflation-march-2024-consumer-prices-rose-3point5percent-from-a-year-ago-in-march.html
Kristi Noem Banned by Yet Another South Dakota Tribe https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-banned-by-yet-another-south-dakota-tribe

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 16 days under the heel of the omnipresent and overwhelming Dark Brandon Administration, and he can't keep getting away with these wins! But the Donald keeps racking up losses, and we're here for it.
A Story in Three Titles

Canadian on Grindr
Your Mom Shows Up
Taco Sighting

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Why were Trump’s bond documents rejected – and has this impacted his civil fraud appeal? https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-fraud-bond-documents-rejected-b2523226.html
Universal Declaration of Human Rights https://www.un.org/en/about-us/universal-declaration-of-human-rights
"Screws up female brains": MAGA leaders are conditioning Republicans to back birth control bans https://www.salon.com/2024/04/05/screws-up-female-brains-maga-leaders-are-conditioning-to-back-birth-control-bans/

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 9 days under the grinding heel of the Biden Boot, and Baltimore gets the award for Next Big Infrastructure Disaster. A number of people are presumed dead and one of America's largest ports is completely blocked.
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Donald Whacks Off
Skinny Midwestern Dads
Two Bridge Problem

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Comstock Act:
https://wams.nyhistory.org/industry-and-empire/fighting-for-equality/comstock-act/#:~:text=About%20the%20Document,marriage%20and%20condoned%20extramarital%20sex
Baltimore bridge crash brings scrutiny to contaminated fuel, an 'open secret' in shipping https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dali-contaminated-fuel-scrutiny-baltimore-key-bridge-collapse-rcna145478
Elon Musk’s X Loses Lawsuit Against Research Group That Reported Rise in Hate Speech, Racist Content on Social Network https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/elon-musk-x-loses-lawsuit-against-research-group-hate-speech-racist-content-1235951153/

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 2 days under the heel of the Iron-Fisted Biden Regime, and we can't stop mixing metaphors. Or laughing at the deplorable state of the RNC financials, for that matter. We have a great conversation with a listener on Facebook Live, so definitely check out our live stream every Friday at 8 PM ET.
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Judge OJ
CoPilot Killin It
Doggie’s Got Back

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Lara Trump says RNC needs to raise $500 million, sees interest in paying Trump legal fees https://www.reuters.com/world/us/lara-trump-says-rnc-needs-raise-500-mln-does-not-rule-out-paying-trump-legal-2024-02-22/
Did You See What Happened to Kyle Rittenhouse at the University of Memphis? https://www.theroot.com/did-you-see-what-happened-to-kyle-rittenhouse-at-univer-1851359689
Reddit and YouTube must face a lawsuit over the radicalization of the Buffalo shooter https://www.npr.org/2024/03/19/1239478067/buffalo-shooting-reddit-youtube-lawsuit
Instagram Is Limiting the Political Content You See. Here's How to Stop It https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/instagram-is-limiting-the-political-content-you-see-heres-how-to-stop-it/

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 24 days under the iron-fisted rule of the Biden Crime Family. This week, we discuss the meteoric fall of Rep Jenn Johnson of NC, who built their entire political presence through TikTok, then voted to ban it. Also, Olivio Rodriguez is preventing abortions in Missouri .
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Tantric M&Ms
Tik Tok Toe
Formerly Formerly Of

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Supreme Court to Hear Most Significant Case About Homelessness in Decades https://nlihc.org/resource/supreme-court-hear-most-significant-case-about-homelessness-decades
Why the House voted to ban TikTok and what could come next https://www.npr.org/2024/03/13/1237501725/house-vote-tiktok-ban
The Death Toll of Whistleblowing Must End Now | Opinion https://www.newsweek.com/death-toll-whistleblowing-must-end-now-opinion-1879325?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1710433627
Elon Musk’s Charitable Foundation Is the 28th Richest in the World, Is ‘Haphazard and Largely Self-Serving’ https://philanthropynewsdigest.org/news/other-sources/article/?id=14732666&title=Elon-Musk%E2%80%99s-Charitable-Foundation-Is-the-28th-Richest-in-the-World,-Is-%E2%80%98Haphazard-and-Largely-Self-Serving%E2%80%99

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 17 days under the rule of Dark Brandon. This week, the State of the Union is STRONG!
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Brown 25
Great Whiteification
Big Chubb

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Run away! It's Agenda 47. https://www.barrons.com/news/agenda-47-what-trump-has-promised-if-he-wins-in-2024-79bb3dd9
Mark Robinson won the North Carolina gubernatorial primary and has a shocking history of bigoted, offensive, and frankly, deranged remarks. https://www.zeteonews.com/p/breaking-is-this-the-most-offensive
Brown 25 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBIvS046uUU
Hot Mic! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/08/biden-netanyahu-israel-hot-mic

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 10 days under the heel of the Biden Crime Family, and Former President Trump has $465,438,300 of debt, and counting. The news this week has been rough, but finding humor in dark moments is how we find our way to better times.
Other Titles Considered

Handy Theater Tickets
Triple Filtered Witness
Ziegler's Christian Hole

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In historians' Presidents Day survey, Biden vs. Trump is not a close call https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232447088/historians-presidents-survey-trump-last-biden-14th
Matt Gaetz’s Questioning of Hunter Biden Backfires Spectacularly https://newrepublic.com/post/179471/matt-gaetz-hunter-biden-question-backfires
Mitch McConnell to step down as Republican Senate leader in November https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/28/mitch-mcconnell-to-step-down-as-republican-senate-leader-in-november-report.html
"Let's say YouTube were a newspaper, how much would it weigh?" the 73-year-old asked
https://www.newsweek.com/justice-alito-question-supreme-court-hearing-1873714

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 3 days under the vile Liberal Regime, and Former President Trump has $453,981,779 of debt, which sounds likes a very safe place for a presidential candidate to be in. In the meantime, we continue to struggle with inept adults who chose to be parents.
Other Titles Considered

White as Jesus
Blue Ribbon, ‘Ward Winnin
Someone get Goldblum
Jesus bodied Capitalists

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Death of Nex Benedict did not result from trauma, police say; many questions remain https://apnews.com/article/social-media-florida-government-2a11f9a4e9256eae341a3d54c439c5af
Florida lawmakers pass ban on social media for kids under 16 despite constitutional concerns https://apnews.com/article/social-media-florida-government-2a11f9a4e9256eae341a3d54c439c5af
Fox News Star: Black People Will Vote for Trump Because ‘They Love Sneakers’ https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-raymond-arroyo-says-black-people-will-vote-for-trump-because-they-love-sneakers
Rights groups oppose Texas law that lets chaplains work as school counselors https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/24/texas-chaplains-school-counselors

It's been 3 years and 27 days under the iron fist of the Biden Crime Family, and they are even more sneaky than previously suspected. In fact, they're so sneaky with their criminality that neither key witness could be bothered to be witnesses in the GOP investigation. Conspiracy? Maybe.
Other Titles Considered

Sandworm Hitler
I Speak Republican
GOP Shame Kink

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Cop Shoots at Acorn https://youtu.be/iVNnxr2SGFg?si=et8TByKu_c7vFoBN&t=569
FBI informant lied about Biden's Burisma ties, indictment says https://www.axios.com/2024/02/15/biden-special-counsel-charges-fbi-informant-alexander-smirnov
Donald Trump ordered to pay over $350m in New York financial fraud case https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/16/donald-trump-financial-fraud-case?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

It's been 3 years and 20 days under the soft, loving guidance of the Liberal Regime. They continue to reach across the aisle to accomplish what needs doing, only to have the GOP pull the rug out from under themselves to deny the Dems anything resembling a victory before November 2024.
Other Titles Considered

I Like Trains
Gish Gallop Gourmet
Seal Team Dicks
Incited an Erection

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The Disqualification Clause https://learnconlaw.com/78-the-disqualification-clause
We Don’t Talk About Leonard: The Man Behind the Right’s Supreme Court Supermajority https://www.propublica.org/article/we-dont-talk-about-leonard-leo-supreme-court-supermajority
Trump is not immune in 2020 election interference case, appeals court rules https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/appeals-court-rules-trump-presidential-immunity-2020-election-interfer-rcna133234

It's been 3 years and 13 days surviving the brutal Biden Regime. So far, he subjugated us to the best economy we've seen in a decade, massive investment in the American people, and as much progress he can sneak past the GOP. This week, we discuss parental rights versus schools, Congress being openly racist and ineffective, and Jet Pee Propulsion.
Other Titles Considered

Warfanny
A Peter Stroke
Unclaimed Kids
Only Priests

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More Than Half Of U.S. Adults Say They’re Taylor Swift Fans, Survey Finds https://www.forbes.com/sites/marisadellatto/2023/03/14/more-than-half-of-us-adults-say-theyre-taylor-swift-fans-survey-finds/?sh=5a8669086877
Senate hearing highlights: Lawmakers grill CEOs from TikTok, X and Meta about online child safety https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/live-blog/senate-hearing-online-child-safety-big-tech-live-updates-rcna136235
How misconduct accusations could derail Trump’s Georgia case https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/02/02/fanni-willis-accusations-trump-georgia-case/

It's been 3 years and 6 days under the boot of the Biden Regime, and its another busy week. The GOP are manufacturing another crisis, MAGA is mad at Trump's SCOTUS, and Vinny boy finally got called out. Oh, let's not forget that Donny's lawyer turned a $20 million lawsuit into an $83 million decision.
Other Titles Considered

Thots and Pears
Texas Chastity Belt
Bomb GPT

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Judge orders Texas to remove floating barriers aimed at discouraging migrants from entering US https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/09/06/texas-floating-barriers-buoys-judge-ruling/70781324007/
Palestinian death toll in Gaza surpasses 25,000 while Israel announces the death of another hostage https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-war-news-01-21-2024-02caafa092668ecc7ff122229c166807
Trump Calls on 'All Willing States' to Send National Guard Soldiers to Texas https://www.vice.com/en/article/epv7p7/trump-national-guard-texas-border-dispute-federal-government-standoff
WWE founder Vince McMahon resigns after ex-employee accuses him in lawsuit of sexual assault, trafficking https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wwe-founder-vince-mcmahon-resigns-ex-employee-accuses-lawsuit-sexual-a-rcna135981
Vince McMahon Court Filings https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.157647/gov.uscourts.ctd.157647.1.0.pdf

We've managed to survive the last 2 years, 11 months, and 29 days under the old, stupid, conniving, brilliant, evil, corrupt, mastermind, foolish, weak, war-mongering, and soft President Biden. Or, as we like to say, another Friday. And, as usual, things get contentious when we discuss Congressional structure and reform.
Other Titles Considered

Houthi’s and their Blowfish
Stubbed Toe Justice
Love Canal Dump

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The Seventeenth Amendment https://constitutioncenter.org/the-constitution/amendments/amendment-xvii/interpretations/147
Americans’ Views of the Israel-Hamas War https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2023/12/08/views-of-the-israel-hamas-war/
Chevron Doctrine https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/01/17/supreme-court-herring-fishermen-case/72254165007/
Supreme Court Deals Blow to School in Fight Against Transgender Student https://www.newsweek.com/supreme-court-deals-blow-school-fight-against-transgender-student-1861092

We've managed to survive the last 2 years, 11 months, and 22 days surviving under the evil Leftist Biden Regime. This week we discuss the fact that Biden has done basically everything he promised in 2020 and he really needed a primary challenger for 2024. Also, our election process actively avoids representing the people, MAGA aren't lawyers, and the GOP can't make anything work.
Other Titles Considered

What are Opdicks?
Gendered Poop
One in the Bush

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Trump’s Boldest Argument Yet: Immunity From Prosecution for Assassinations https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/10/us/politics/trump-immunity-prosecution-assassination.html
‘Flying Felon’ Hit With New Charges, Isolated in Jail Cell After Attack on Judge https://news.yahoo.com/flying-felon-hit-charges-isolated-163750070.html
Ex-drug dealer Jelly Roll needs more than a favor. He needs Congress to pass an anti-fentanyl bill https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2024-01-12/jelly-roll-congress-testimony-fentanyl-crisis

We've managed to survive the last 2 years, 11 months, and 15 days under the oppressive Biden Regime. Or, its the 3 year anniversary of Jan 6th, a totally normal, non-violent, definitely-not-a-coup-attempt, peaceful tour of the Capitol Building by a bunch on people who weren't invited.
Other Titles Considered

Solid Three Inches
Expedition Game
Slow Release Johnson

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White House for Sale: How Princes, Prime Ministers, and Premiers Paid Off President Trump https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/documenttools/352377138e125817/849dad00-full.pdf
Verified accounts spread fake news release about a Biden $8 billion aid package to Israe lhttps://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/verified-accounts-spread-fake-news-release-biden-8-billion-aid-package-rcna119372
New report says Florida charter schools close too often, rely heavily on for-profit funding https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/new-report-says-florida-charter-school-close-too-often-rely-heavily-on-for-profit-funding-18553013
Scientists hail new antibiotic that can kill drug-resistant bacteria https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/jan/03/scientists-new-class-antibiotic-kill-drug-resistant-bacteria

We've managed to survive the last 2 years, 11 months, and 8 days, and we are more than happy to see the end of 2023. Sadly, the end of this year means the beginning of an election year, so we'll be hitting the new year running, but we are focused and ready with terrible puns and bad jokes.
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Deaf Dudes Podcast
Mancala Effect
Teeth In Head

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Michigan Supreme Court will keep Trump on 2024 primary ballot https://apnews.com/article/trump-insurrection-14th-amendment-ballot-michigan-colorado-b5a5d9ffa75efa63ab4780b04329e2a2
Vivek Ramaswamy says Maine removal of Trump shows why Iowa Republicans should support him https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2023/12/28/ramaswamy-expands-pledge-to-remove-himself-from-ballots-after-trump-removal/72053824007/
Trump recorded pressuring Wayne County canvassers not to certify 2020 vote https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2023/12/21/donald-trump-recorded-pressuring-wayne-canvassers-not-to-certify-2020-vote-michigan/72004514007/

We've managed to survive the last 2 years, 11 months, and 1 day under the boot heel of the Biden Regime. We have a few Fellow Travelers we've not seen in some time, and the conversation takes a few unusual turns. Join the conversation!
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Black & Muted
Harlan Crow Law
Not a Sports Podcast

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Boston mayor apologizes to Black men wrongly accused in 1989 murder that shone spotlight on racism https://apnews.com/article/boston-stuart-murder-black-neighborhood-apology-75e0cfcee05920e205f50ade2724e1cd
Scientists discover the first new antibiotics in over 60 years using AI https://www.euronews.com/next/2023/12/20/scientists-discover-the-first-new-antibiotics-in-over-60-years-using-ai
Jack Smith added a Supreme Court specialist. Trump has the Missouri lawyer who sued Joe Biden. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/12/20/trump-jack-smith-michael-dreeben-supreme-court-lawyers-00132710

We've managed to maintain through the last 2 years, 10 months, and 25 days under the oppressive Liberal Regime that is the Biden Administration. At least there's sports ball to make the bad things better. Well, that and the fact that the GOP is blackmailing itself.
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Wear Shoes for Mudding
DNC Morale Stick
Finger with Consent

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We've managed to maintain through the last 2 years, 10 months, and 18 days of the Biden Regime, and we are once again asking you to take our message seriously. Unlike we do. But really, things are getting weird, as GOP debates have moments of sanity as they combat the existential void of Trump-runner-up. Also, the economy is great, and even Fox Nudes can't deny it.
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Danzig Like Nobody’s Looking
Xitposting
Gaza Standoff

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Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy to resign from Congress at year-end https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/former-speaker-kevin-mccarthy-to-resign-from-congress-at-year-end/ar-AA1l6afV?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&cvid=89a931bfe30b49fa884d98a995b06272&ei=8
'He is hated': House Republicans secretly consider expelling Matt Gaetz after booting George Santos https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/12/07/matt-gaetz-house-republicans-whisper-expelling-george-santos/71840867007/
FDA Approves First Gene Therapies to Treat Patients with Sickle Cell Disease https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-gene-therapies-treat-patients-sickle-cell-disease

We've managed to maintain through the last 2 years, 10 months, and 11 days of the Biden Regime, and pins are falling. George Santos is out, with a surprising number of GOP votes for expulsion. Also, the world became a noticeably better place for everyone with the way-too-late passing of Henry Kissinger, War Criminal and former Secretary of State.
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Kissinger of Death
Bridget Ziegler’s Diary
Kissinger Dies, Satan Retires

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Henry Kissinger, secretary of state to Richard Nixon, dies at 100 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/29/henry-kissinger-dies-secretary-of-state-richard-nixon?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
Democrats Turn Tables on GOP in Judge Nominations https://www.newsweek.com/senate-vote-judges-dick-durbin-gop-debate-nominees-1848702
GOP fights Hunter Biden push for public hearing https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4337806-gop-fights-hunter-biden-push-for-public-hearing/

We've survived the last 2 years, 10 months, and 4 days thanklessly toiling under the Biden Regime, but we maintain our spirit! We are forever appreciative of you, our audience, for your time & consideration. We are also thankful for the freedom to speak our minds every week, and the fact that our national leadership respects the established freedoms of this land.
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Ron DeSantis Smile
Boundaries Edition
Smart QBs Go Down

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There are no links this week due to holiday festivities ... except Well done NASA! https://www.wbaltv.com/article/nasa-receives-laser-beamed-message-from-10-million-miles-away/45939945

We've survived the last 2 years, 9 months, and 28 days under the nefarious Biden administration, and the President continues to do his job! He did diplomacy in the Middle East & California, failing to slow one war and potentially preventing future crises in another theater. The former president also did his job, continuing to perpetuate lies and fraud in the courts. Everyone wins?
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Chinese Snuff Film
Let The Dog Finish
Only Constituents

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Rep. Chip Roy Criticizes House Republican Leadership https://www.c-span.org/video/?531879-3/rep-chip-roy-criticizes-house-republican-leadership
Disney, Lionsgate, IBM and More Pull Ads From X After Elon Musk’s Antisemitic Remark https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/x-antisemitic-lionsgate-ibm-disney-1235798567/
Why Trump's authoritarian language about 'vermin' matters https://www.npr.org/2023/11/17/1213746885/trump-vermin-hitler-immigration-authoritarian-republican-primary
Visualizing the $105 Trillion World Economy in One Chart https://www.visualcapitalist.com/visualizing-the-105-trillion-world-economy-in-one-chart/
Sen. Markwayne Mullin threatens to fight witness during Senate committee meeting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRdPl3UgSa8

We've spent the last 2 years, 9 months, and 21 days under the stiff, forceful guidance of Biden's Staff. Despite his age, his Staff remains effective and quick to respond, handling situations with panache and vigor, always driving forward with undeniable effectiveness.
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My Rama Salami
Schrodinger's Dick
Ivana Stuffit

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[I]t has been an honor of my life to serve you. Thank you. My statement on my political future: https://twitter.com/Sen_JoeManchin/status/1722698734910210420
Revisiting Comedy Central’s ‘Roast of Donald Trump,’ https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/la-et-donald-trump-roast-20180425-story.html
Trump testifies in New York civil fraud trial https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-civil-fraud-trial-11-06-23/index.html
Israel agrees to 4-hour daily pauses in Gaza fighting to allow civilians to flee https://apnews.com/article/israel-gaza-humanitarian-pauses-b8fc613ffd8b9351c0dc37b90b6e10dd
U.S. Foreign Aid to Israel https://sgp.fas.org/crs/mideast/RL33222.pdf

We've spent the last 2 years, 9 months, and 14 days languishing under the oppressive Biden regime, and still we fight! Specifically, we fight the Israeli genocide of the Palestinians, we fight the US support of that Israeli genocide, and we fight the ever-growing fascism domestically. We've got a full plate.
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Hammer Time Healthcare
AI Edging
Super 8mm

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President Biden Issues Executive Order on Safe, Secure, and Trustworthy Artificial Intelligence https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/10/30/fact-sheet-president-biden-issues-executive-order-on-safe-secure-and-trustworthy-artificial-intelligence/
John Oliver segment on McKinsey’s ties to Saudi Arabia cut substantially by Dubai-based TV network https://fortune.com/2023/11/03/dubai-uae-john-oliver-mckinsey-saudi-arabia-jamal-khashoggi/
America’s unique, enduring gun problem, explained https://www.vox.com/23142734/lewiston-maine-mass-shooting?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

It's been 2 years, 9 months, and 7 days surviving the oppressive Biden regime, and the House has a speaker! He's an architect of the legal side of Jan 6th, massive Trump supporter, and has a Christian podcast with his wife. So that's the bad news. The worse news is it is now his job to make a new government budget in the next three weeks.
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Corporate Carpet Muncher
Budding Adults
White Claw with Yeast

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Mike Johnson’s Podcast Tells You Everything You Need to Know About Mike Johnson https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/10/26/mike-johnson-podcast-speakership-00123821
What’s Up With Speaker Mike Johnson’s Black Son? https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/whats-up-with-speaker-mike-johnsons-black-son
‘These levels are crazy’: Louisiana tap water sees huge spike in toxic chemicals https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/27/louisiana-mississippi-river-tap-water-contamination-chemicals
Donald Trump Storms Out of Trial with Secret Service 'Chasing' Behind, Prompting Courtroom Gasps: Report https://people.com/donald-trump-abruptly-leaves-courtroom-report-8382660

It's been 2 years, 8 months, and 30 days living under the Biden Crime Family, and things are getting a little wild. For once, we agree with the whole GOP: none of them are qualified for leadership. But we've got another 25 days for the House to elect a Speaker and pass a budget, so that shouldn't be a point of concern for anyone.
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Kill Bill Vol 17
Aisle Reach Around
Got the Isms

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A Word, Please: Whether someone pled or pleaded guilty is in question https://www.latimes.com/socal/burbank-leader/opinion/tn-blr-me-aword-20190307-story.html
Kenneth Chesebro: Pro-Trump lawyer pleads guilty in Georgia election subversion case https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/20/politics/kenneth-chesebro-georgia-election-subversion/index.html
White supremacist group delivers show of force for Franklin mayoral candidate Gabrielle Hanson https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/white-supremacist-group-delivers-show-of-force-for-franklin-mayoral-candidate-gabrielle-hanson
The Economy Under Democratic vs. Republican Presidents https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/_cache/files/309cc8e1-b971-45c6-ab52-29ffb1da9bf5/jec-fact-sheet---the-economy-under-democratic-vs.-republican-presidents-june-2016.pdf

It's been 2 years, 8 months, and 23 days under the yoke of the Biden Crime Family, and this week we're hunkered in our individual bunkers. The conflict in the Middle East is bad, and everyone loses. Congress might need to make a line-item in the budget for collect calls, and Don Ron is still bad for Florida colleges.
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War Potato
Klansman & Jim
Collect Congressional Calls

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Trump allegedly discussed US nuclear subs with foreign national after leaving White House: Sources https://abcnews.go.com/US/after-white-house-trump-allegedly-discussed-potentially-sensitive/story?id=103760456
Egypt warned Israel days before Hamas struck, US committee chairman says https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-67082047
Ron DeSantis tried to make a Florida college conservative. Now the students are fleeing. https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/10/ron-desantis-tried-to-make-a-florida-college-conservative-now-the-students-are-fleeing/
Israel dropped bombs near a Gaza border crossing packed with civilians who'd followed officials' pleas to flee: reports https://www.businessinsider.com/israel-bombed-only-crossing-allowing-people-flee-gaza-palestine-egypt-2023-10

It's been 2 years, 8 months, and 16 days under the liberal regime attempting to destroy 'Merica. This week we don't even have a Speaker of the House thanks to the Democrats! Everything they touch fails...or does it?
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Resting Mugshot Face
Dult Lawyers
Pizza Gaetz
Bend-my-dick Arnold

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Which concerning U.S. issues tops your list? https://americansofconscience.com/democracy-distress-americas-5-top-threats/
America needs to talk about the right’s ‘Red Caesar’ plan for U.S. dictatorship | Will Bunch
Biden administration bypasses 26 federal laws to build additional border wall in South Texas amid political pressure | CNN Politics

It's been 2 years, 8 months, and 9 days withering under the yoke of the Biden Crime Family, and they're helping unions, the scoundrels. The WGA has won their strike, the UAW is making strides, and the SAG are putting real pressure on the Corporate Elite of Hollywood. Also, the government is out of money. Whoops.
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Bold Bald Potatoes
New Beau Zo
Hammer Missiles

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Biden says UAW should fight for 40% pay raise in Michigan strike visit https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-trump-woo- union-workers-michigan-auto-strikes-grow-2023-09-26/
House fails to pass short-term funding bill as shutdown looms https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/09/29/government-shutdown-updates/
Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, dies at 90 https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/dianne-feinstein-rcna18010
Elon Musk wades into US immigration debate at Texas-Mexico border https://www.reuters.com/world/us/elon-musk-wades-into-us-immigration-debate-texas-mexico-border-2023-09-29/

It's been 2 years, 8 months, and 2 days withering under the yoke of the Biden Crime Family, nevertheless we persist in our mission. Boebert was getting really busy, Clarence is somehow even worse, and good riddance to NJ Senator Menendez. Also, Mitt said a thing that splits the dais.
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Beetlejuiced Dee's Nuts
70% is 100%
Feetin ain't Cheatin

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Clarence Thomas Secretly Participated in Koch Network Donor Events https://www.propublica.org/article/clarence-thomas-secretly-attended-koch-brothers-donor-events-scotus
China unveils railgun-armed nuclear-powered supercarrier https://asiatimes.com/2023/09/china-unveils-railgun-armed-nuclear-powered-supercarrier/
U.S. Senator Robert Menendez, His Wife, And Three New Jersey Businessmen Charged With Bribery Offenses https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/us-senator-robert-menendez-his-wife-and-three-new-jersey-businessmen-charged-bribery

It's been 2 years, 7 months, and 26 days under legitimate leadership, but the support cast can't get their act together. They agree on nothing, propose no new policies, can't stop bickering, and that's just the GOP. Also, the new Dark Brandon coffee mug is straight fire, no cap.
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Equestrian Glory Hole
Romney Colon A Rectoming
Dressage Massage
Tragedy Plus Time

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Lauren Boebert kicked out of a ‘Beetlejuice’ show in Denver https://apnews.com/article/republican-congresswoman-lauren-boebert-denver-theater-disturbance-01ba32a52aa332b087e881905041a318
TikTok has quietly been inserting Wikipedia snippets into search results https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/13/23871880/tiktok-search-engine-wikipedia-snippets-google
Assessing the allegations that triggered McCarthy’s impeachment inquiry https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/09/12/mccarthy-flawed-allegations-biden-impeachment/
‘You’re screwed’: Romney’s exit threatens a collapse of Senate’s middle https://www.politico.com/news/2023/09/14/romney-exit-senate-middle-dealmakers-00115785

and living corpses are running our government!
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Proud Bottoms
Pitr Twisterhoffer
Stiff Rudy

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Mike Pence in Iowa on a tractor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1e8daMvGeg
Georgia special grand jury recommended charges against 39 people, including Sen. Lindsey Graham https://apnews.com/article/georgia-grand-jury-full-report-trump-indictment-08b2cccaed514c2d8e1baae49e2f05eb
Georgia prosecutor excoriates Jordan for probe into Trump charges https://www.politico.com/news/2023/09/07/fani-willis-jim-jordan-offensive-00114583
Coast Guard arrests a man trying to run a giant hamster wheel across the Atlantic https://www.npr.org/2023/09/07/1198252469/coast-guard-hamster-wheel-reza-baluchi-atlantic-ocean
‘The hard truth’: Mehdi grills Vivek Ramaswamy on his record and past statements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UgCe_k8aR8

It's been 2 years, 7 months, and 12 days of dark and substantial leadership. This week we're all remote, and we're able to knock out 3 hours of conversation in half the time. Also, this is your new regular reminder that Ramaswami sucks hard.
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Late Stage Cablevision
Unclog my Tubes
YouTube Homeless

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“(President Joe) Biden is trying to limit you to two beers per week.” https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/sep/01/ted-cruz/is-joe-biden-trying-to-limit-how-much-beer-you-can/
Karine Jean-Pierre Bristles When Fox’s Peter Doocy Praises Biden Hurricane Response — So He Can Dump on Biden’s Vacation https://www.mediaite.com/news/karine-jean-pierre-bristles-when-foxs-peter-doocy-praises-biden-hurricane-response-so-he-can-dump-on-bidens-vacation/amp/
How Vivek Ramaswamy Made the Fortune Fueling His Presidential Run https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/27/us/politics/vivek-ramaswamy-wealth.html
Ron DeSantis Is Afraid of Questions From a 15-Year-Old https://www.thedailybeast.com/republican-president-candidate-ron-desantis-is-afraid-of-questions-from-15-year-old-quinn-mitchell?ref=home?ref=home

It's been 2 years, 7 months, and 5 days under the strong and reliable guidance of Dark Brandon, who continues to scare the GOP with things like low unemployment, a growing economy, and controlled inflation. Thankfully, the GOP is here to yell at each other and decide nothing in the meantime.
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Specialized Rocks
Venruski Perogi
Specialized Rocks
Genderless Wieners

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Mugshotted, Trump’s veneer of immunity cracked. Yet his wrath is bottomless https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/aug/25/trump-fulton-county-jail-mugshot-republicans-2024
Miriam "Penny" Hopper, Induction Abortion Survivor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI7tPwpJT6k
Yevgeny Prigozhin obituary https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/25/yevgeny-prigozhin-obituary
Secret Service identified potential missing text messages on phones of 10 individuals https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/22/politics/secret-service-investigators-text-messages/index.html

It's been 2 years, 6 months, and 29 days enjoying strong, unifying leadership. Sadly, half of the country's political structure can't tolerate fair, consistent leadership and are doing everything in their power to undo all the positives in that time.
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Hurricane Hilary 2024
Wurst Hyman
Open Floor Plan

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Utah man killed by FBI agents after he allegedly made threats against Biden ahead of president’s visit https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/09/politics/fbi-utah-man-joe-biden/index.html
Disney isn't going to let DeSantis walk away from their feud unscathed as the governor desperately tries to reboot his campaign https://www.businessinsider.com/disney-desantis-feud-court-filing-park-wants-damages-contract-2023-8
Abused and stalked, US election workers are bracing for 2024 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66540466?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=KARANGA

It's been 2 years, 6 months, and 22 days under the iron-fisted rule of Dark Brandon, and things are getting weird. Ron deTrainsontime is determined to make a fool on himself on the campaign trail, the GOP front runner continues to find new and exciting ways to be indicted, and Hunter Biden's laptop is evidently tainted.
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Actively Killing Children
Do the Durham
Finnish Hymns

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DeSantis defies tradition with aggressive approach to suspending elected officials https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article278090237.html
Animated Frederick Douglass calls slavery a ‘compromise’ in conservative group’s video https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/animated-frederick-douglass-calls-slavery-compromise-prageru-video-rcna99246
Jared Kushner ‘crossed the line of ethics’ by taking $2B Saudi investment: Comer https://nypost.com/2023/08/10/comer-says-jared-kushner-crossed-the-line-of-ethics-by-accepting-2-billion-saudi-investment/
Project Child Safe firearm education and resources https://projectchildsafe.org/

It's been 2 years, 6 months, and 15 days under legitimate leadership, and our Leader's duly appointed Attorney General picked one hell of a Special Prosecutor for our 45th President to enjoy. We're on the third round of Indictments, and Jack Smith doesn't even look winded.
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American Bigelow
Willing Stupidity
Cactus Truth

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DeSantis' biggest donor says he won't give more money unless changes are made https://www.reuters.com/world/us/desantis-biggest-donor-says-he-wont-give-more-money-unless-changes-are-made-2023-08-04/
Florida ‘effectively’ bans Advanced Placement psychology course https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/08/03/florida-bans-ap-psychology-class/
GOP Lawmaker Clarifies Remarks About Letting 12-Year-Olds Marry https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-moon-child-marriage-just-kids_n_64384c43e4b0669505997b23
The 3rd Indictment of Donald John Trump https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149.1.0_1.pd f

It's been 2 years, 6 months, and 8 days under legitimate leadership, and it's taking its toll. Mitch McConnell seems particularly incapable of handling the stress, deciding to take a nice 22-second vacation mid-sentence. Also, we've come to the understanding that Capitalism ruins everything, news at 11.
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Jesus' Uncircumcised Dick
Marks and Remarks
Bigots for Change

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Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing during a news conference https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486
Rule 6A‐1.09401 Florida’s State Academic Standards – Social Studies, 2023 https://www.fldoe.org/core/fileparse.php/20653/urlt/6-4.pdf
Donalds, DeSantis aides clash over Florida’s new education guidelines https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4122077-donalds-desantis-aides-clash-over-floridas-new-education-guidelines/
Tesla created secret team to suppress thousands of driving range complaints https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-batteries-range/

It's been 2 years, 6 months, and 1 day under the striking leadership of President Biden. The SAG-AFTRA Strike is fully underway, and the Teamsters are ready to join in soon via UPS. Labor organization is actively taking massive steps forward and things can only improve for it.
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Ich Bin Ein Canadien
Shapiro Dehumidifier
Palin - Greene 2024

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MTG Will Soon Regret Showing Off Hunter Biden’s Nudes as Melania Trump Just Became Involved https://www.politicalflare.com/2023/07/mtg-will-soon-regret-showing-off-hunter-bidens-nudes-as-melania-trump-just-became-involved-and-shes-not-going-to-be-happy/
Matt Gaetz Can’t Say Margot Robbie Is Hot Without Being Transphobic https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/matt-gaetz-barbie-film-margot-robbie-1234791155/
Streaming Services and Residuals—How Do They Work? https://nofilmschool.com/streaming-services-residuals
Boomers, Silents still have most seats in Congress, though number of Millennials, Gen Xers is up slightly in 2021 https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2021/02/12/boomers-silents-still-have-most-seats-in-congress-though-number-of-millennials-gen-xers-is-up-slightly/

It's been 2 years, 5 months, and 24 days under legitimate leadership, and things are getting hot! Like, literally and in unhealthy ways. Also, don't mind that Florida, Texas, and other states have eliminated any sort of water-break guidelines from work safety requirements.
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Big Titty Goth GF
Bob and Thrusters
Notes of Wilford Brimley

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A Teen Slain by Police Uproots France https://theintercept.com/2023/07/12/france-riots-police-nahel-merzouk/
Cryptocurrencies II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7zazuy_UfI
House Ethics Committee Revives Sex Misconduct Probe Into Matt Gaetz: Report https://www.thedailybeast.com/house-ethics-committee-revives-matt-gaetz-sex-misconduct-investigation-report
GOP Chair Caught on Camera Saying 'We Need to Extinguish the Left' https://www.newsweek.com/gop-chair-sabatini-caught-camera-extinguish-left-1812641

It's been 2 years, 5 months, and 17 days under the rule of an economic plan called Bidenomics/. So many jobs created that people don't need to look for jobs. Ridiculous!
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Freedom Cuckolds
Not dot Com
Focus Camp
Wife Math

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Don't forget what the conservatives used to say https://www.democracydocket.com/opinion/john-roberts-last-word-is-not-the-final-say/
Pitch “green energy” and suddenly the GOP care about the “whales”. https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/07/05/offshore-ocean-wind-project-approved/
Inside Moms for Liberty’s Summit: Big Money and even bigger conspiracy theories https://www.mediamatters.org/moms-liberty/inside-moms-libertys-summit-big-money-and-even-bigger-conspiracy-theories
Something tells me that he will still mention his helping Iowa in his speeches. DeSantis boasted about sending Iowa help — 10 hours after FL officials learned the mission was canceled. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/desantis-boasted-about-sending-iowa-help-10-hours-after-fl-officials-learned-the-mission-was-cancelled/ar-AA1dzwE7

It's been 2 years, 5 months, and 10 days under the rule of the maddest of men. He actually wants the middle class to exist and student loans forgiven. What a monster!
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Submersible Grape Jelly
Supreme Escourts
Seeing Your Taint

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Over 200 new Laws take effect on July 1, 2023, in Florida https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/list-new-florida-laws-to-take-effect-july-1/
Active highways? Cool...oh...not that way! https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/
Racist Telescope nets beautiful view of Saturn https://twitter.com/StarTalkRadio/status/1674817357678624779/photo/1

It's been 2 years, 5 months, and 3 days under a wannabe dictator, and he INVITED HIS SON TO DINNER! But clearly inviting your kin to dinner is a sign of corruption, and worthy of your vitriol! Also, some billionaires vaporized and the social media bois might MMA each other.
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TERF Deck
Legitimate Punch
Artillery CTE

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Wagner chief vows to topple Russian military leaders https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66005256
Fox accidentally did News https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/6/20/23767291/trump-bret-baier-fox-news-indictment-documents
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Boebert a ‘Little Bitch’ on the House Floor https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-calls-boebert-a-little-bitch-on-the-house-floor

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V4E126 - No Accountabilibuddy

It's been 2 years, 4 months, and 27 days under a wannabe dictator, but he won the election fair and square. Also, he is allowing his DoJ to operate independently and appropriately, unlike the 45th President.
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Mush Boebert Mush
My Brother in Christ
Consensual Milking
Business Golf Major

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Broader Support for Abortion Rights Continues Post-Dobbs https://news.gallup.com/poll/506759/broader-support-abortion-rights-continues-post-dobbs.aspx
We are deeply saddened to learn the cause of death of Olympic medalist and world champion sprinter, Tori Bowie. https://twitter.com/BET/status/1668370324969209858
Here’s the note Reddit sent to moderators threatening them if they don’t reopen https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/16/23763538/reddit-blackout-api-protest-mod-replacement-threat
Starbucks says it fired her for an ‘absence of leadership.’ She says it was because of her race. A jury returned a $25.6 million verdict in her favor https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/14/business/starbucks-manager-racial-discrimination/index.html
Fox Host Hannity crushed ON HIS OWN SHOW by Gavin Newsom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMDj3LpyLIs

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V4E125 - Thin Blue Threshold

It's been 2 years, 4 months, and 20 days, and Happy Pride! It's the time of year to celebrate the Queer Community and encourage everyone to live their truth out loud. It's also a great time to celebrate justice as the former president is facing the ever-growing music.
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Lester
Little WIC Tag
273rd Trimester Abortion
SCIF & Sniff

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Justice Department unseals Donald Trump indictment—and reveals the charges against him https://www.cbsnews.com/news/charges-against-donald-trump-indictment-documents/
Without Pat Robertson, American Politics Would Have Been Infinitely Better https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a44130441/pat-robertson-dead-91-christian-conservative-movement/
Winter Garden's MoonCricket Grille thought to be mocking Pulse victims with 49-cent Bud Light promo https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/winter-gardens-mooncricket-grille-thought-to-be-mocking-pulse-victims-with-49-cent-bud-light-promo-34348230