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London, 1894. Sherlock Holmes examines manuscripts from the library of the evil Professor Moriarty. The manuscripts show correspondence between the 13th Century English Franciscan monk Roger Bacon and a 13th century Cambodian Buddhist monk.
Los Angeles, 2009. A Chinese laundryman who devoted his life to cracking the cipher in a mysterious manuscript at Yale University known as the Voynich Manuscript is found murdered.
Is there a connection between the two?

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery

Tonight's episode: Mikhail Gorbachev Banquet

Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev is honoured at the Freemasonic Hall in Los Angeles (not Las Vegas like the drunk announcer at the end of the broadcast says).
Gorbachev gives a speech calling for Barack Obama to lead the world into a New World Order.
After the speech, a DJ is brought in to play a Russian song to honour Gorbachev.
The hall's regular DJ is down with an illness and a replacement DJ is brought in to play a Russian song- Harry Woo International Man of Mystery.

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery

Tonight's episode: Harry Woo and His Spanish Eyes

In tonight's episode, Harry Woo International Man of Mystery is having dinner with his friend Carson Albion Private Eye in the Blue Kahlua Lounge.
The lounge's featured singer for this evening Margarita Lopez has dedicated her opening song "Spanish Eyes" to Harry Woo. Find out why in tonight's episode.

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery

Tonight's episode: Mikhail Gorbachev Meets Algernon Hissed

In tonight's episode, Harry Woo International Man of Mystery flies to Tokyo (someone else is paying for it of course!) where he attends a rock concert (again somebody else is paying) where former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev discusses plans to turn America into a Communist state with would-be Obama advisor Algernon Hissed.

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles

Tonight's episode: Part 4 This Gun's For Hire

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye discovers the man responsible for the murder of karaoke singer Murgatroyd McGee while Serene Langdon chatters away in Swedish to some Swedish businessmen and then sings a song about Carson Albion entitled "Hero" while performing in the Blue Kahlua Lounge.

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles

Tonight's episode: This Gun's For Hire

A man is shot dead in a karaoke bar for singing a bad rendition of the Bruce Springsteen song Dancing In The Dark.
No surprise there.
But then Carson Albion Private Eye receives an anonymous note saying the man's death actually has to do with a female singer earning a multi-million dollar recording contract the night before.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: Nosferatu From The Hermit Kingdom

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 16th 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing from the late autumn of 2004.

Dracul Van Helsing encounters the South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan for the first time.

Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud the Christmas children's poem Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye.

Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye was written by Christopher Lord Drumheller (at least that's what Christopher will call himself if he's ever named to the British House of Lords! lol! ;) aka Dracul Van Helsing Vampire Hunter.

The hero of the poem is Nathan De Burgh who is both a polar bear and a private eye.

Our hero the polar bear private eye is hired by a penguin in this exciting epic.

A frighteningly true story.

Three Marxists- agents of the old Soviet KGB are planning a coup d'etat to overthrow the democratically elected government of Canada- the Conservative government of Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

Three Marxists- Stephane Dion the leader of the Federal Liberals, Jack Layton the leader of the Federal NDP and Giles Duceppe the leader of the Bloc Quebecois plan to defeat the Harper Conservatives on a non-confidence motion in the House of Commons and then pressure Canada's Governor-General to allow these three thugs and their respective parties to form a coalition government to implement their Marxist-Leninist policies on the nation of Canada.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of The Supernatural And The Unusual

Tonight's episode: Of Werewolves and Bow Ties

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing from the late autumn of 2004. He reads the December 10th 2004 journal entry and the December 12th 2004 journal entry.

Why did a werewolf steal CNN talk show host Larry King's bow tie? Why did the same werewolf steal British Prime Minister Tony Blair's teddy bear from 10 Downing Street back in the late autumn of 2004? Why is Jim Gallant so afraid to eat cream soup? Which one of these questions will be answered in tonight's episode?

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: Return To The Wonder Years

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 9th 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing.

In tonight's episode, Dracul Van Helsing gets his face slapped by a woman psychiatrist and also watches the Jennifer Garner movie 13 Going On 30 along with his pet Saint Bernard dog Samson.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: Not Quite Saturday Night Fever

Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 3rd 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing.

Dracul Van Helsing goes to a local nightclub where he dances cheek to cheek with both Ukrainian fashion model turned vampiress Inna Huculak and Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva the famous Gorky Park vampiress.

A discussion on the emerging Orange Revolution in Ukraine as well as blood flows on the dance floor.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural And The Unusual

Tonight's episode: Then There Was Napoleon

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 2nd 2004 journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing.

Note: December 2nd 2004 was the 200th Anniversary of Napoleon Bonaparte crowning himself Emperor of the French- Napoleon I.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: The Phantom of The Theatre

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud a mystery/horror short story written by the great vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entitled The Phantom of the Theatre.

Nancy applies for a job to be a ticket seller and an usherette in the old Napier Theatre downtown which seems to be re-opening.

The only odd thing about applying for this job was that her job interview must take place at 11 PM at night.

Why was that?

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: When Lions Are Born

In tonight's episode, the character of the sexy South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan is introduced.

South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan and Dracul Van Helsing's British cousin Edmund Van Helsing protect Sir Winston Churchill's grave from being desecrated by Nazi vampires on November 30th, 2004 which was the 130th anniversary of Sir Winston Churchill's birth.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of The Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: The Barber of Seville... Not...

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the Journal entries for November 26th, 2004 and November 27th, 2004 from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing.

Hickeys on Dracul Van Helsing's neck, wrestling short skirted vampiresses and the unfolding of Ukraine's Orange Revolution of late autumn 2004 all play a role in tonight's episode.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: From Russia With Vampiric Love

Carson Albion Private Eye continues to read from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing Vampire Hunter. These particular Journal entries were written 4 years ago in the late autumn of 2004.

In addition to Dracul Van Helsing's next-door neighbour Carmen the sexy blonde witch, two new characters are introduced into tonight's episode- a sexy brunette Russian vampiress and a sexy blonde Ukrainian vampiress- both of whom would play important crucial roles in Ukraine's Orange Revolution in the late autumn of 2004.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: Vampires and Border Security

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the Vampire Hunter Journal entries of Dracul Van Helsing written from November 17th, 2004 to November 20th, 2004.

Note: When Albion read from the November 18th, 2004 entry in tonight's podcast, he mistakenly referred to it as November 8th. Mr. Albion will not be allowed to drink bourbon while broadcasting in the future.