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Download Mep Report #166 Storey Enjoys Snow, has a Sandwich, and Becomes a Father Getting the Swaddles: a Game-Changer Clayton v. American Health Insurance Don’t Cut the Umbilical Cord! The Horrors of… JAUNDICE! The Power of Saying No Making Birth an Emergency BABABAMAMFAPHDDOI (Yellow) Pumping and Dumping MepCoin Danny Trejo’s Ex-Wife Rips Off Russ The […]

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Download Mep Report #159 The More Tech Changes… What’s in a Title? The Dreaded Phdmabs As a Non, I Sequitir As a Homeowner… The Vanishing Point of Humility Twitch Kappa and the Twilight of the Crumbling Republic George Orwell’s Huck Finn The Search for the Universal or Objective Molecules of Freedom Liberty Mutual Scoops the […]

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Download Mep Report #158 British Parliament: A Study in Well-Spoken Collapse Greg’s Ancestry with Amistad Storey’s Wandering Genes Russ the Merman The Triumphs and Travails of Russ the Renegade Scooter Returner RIP Russ’ $9 Million Bitcoin Mansion Mepcoin Still Available!

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Download Mep Report #157 Take Me Home, Country Roads Those Who Can, Teach; Those Who Can’t, Teach Pedagogy Musical MFA Chairs at WVU Russ Becomes a Legit LA Star Russ vs. the Unions Gooberman Baseball Team Expands Death of DAoC and/or Free Time Cardboard Nintendo! Chopping Pennsylvania Poker Greg Keeps a Secret Hold Your Breath […]

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Download Mep Report #156 Three Meppers Randomly Walk into a Ballroom in Hollywood Mep Marriages The Muppets Take the Goobermans 1990s Baseball Cards Revisited Greg Sees LA But Misses the Bachelor Party LA’s Fine Dining Scene ft. Chick-fil-A Storey Loooooves LA Why Russ Belongs on the Westside The Misery-Fandom Index Russ Tries to Get Storey […]

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Gulf Coast Reflooded, A Pipeline We Can All Agree On, The Ever-Escalating Pace of News, Trump Learns Getting Elected is Not Governance, A Grand Debate on Who and What to Blame for Trump's Victory, Guns are Not Speech, Storey is So Politically Isolated He Makes Nazis Look Popular, Clowns in Bad Makeup Will Save Us All, Nightmare at the Charlottesville Walmart, Russ Goes Tennessee-56 on a Rival Harry Potter Fan Group, and Some Clown Triumphs at Toastmasters.

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Download Mep Report #152 For the 152nd Time! Trump’s Final Four Mepper Milestones Birth of Future Movie Star Lulu Gooberman Swimming Like a Sperm TrumpTreason? (TM) The Art of the Fail Storey Presents #UnpopularOpinions Do We Care About Climate Change? Maintenance v. Growth Extra-Stemmy Stem Cells Russ’ Super-Knees

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Download Mep Report #151 Executive Orders The Role of Third Parties in American Politics Going Green Doug Phelps and the Secret PIRG Mountain of Money RIPrius A Hybrid/Hybrid Hybrid Greg Explains the Necessity of Minivans Where Did PokemonGo? Harnessing the Power of Video Games

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Download Mep Report #150 More Wilsons Than There Have Ever Been Before How The Last Bookstore Got its Name Storey Drives Drunk… People Grand Theft Uber Greg’s Tipping Point Danger New Orleans Driving as an RPG CashCab Confessions Lost in DisneyWorld Jailbyrd: the Prison App

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Download Mep Report #149 Mourning the Original Mep Report 149 Storey Quits His Job and Actually Applies for Other Jobs Clouds for Dinner 6th Grader 3-D Prints Prosthetic Arm Greg Becomes a 3-D D&D Miniature Russ’ Damn Yankees Steph Curry: Not a Human LeBron James and Klay Thompson and Damian Lillard: Also Not Humans? Hockey: […]

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Download Mep Report #148 In the Year 2222 Why Don’t Greg and Russ Like Doctor Who? Bowling is Up Storey’s Alley Kevin Smith and the Last 20 Years Naming Conventions and the Destiny of Unusal Names Rehabilitating Stalin Russ Defends the Unabomber and/or Malthus The Case for the Maintenance Society Time-Traveling Murderers

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Download Mep Report #147 Iowa’s Outsized Influence President CornGuns Russ Offensively Tries to Solve World Politics Mep Reports 126 and 127: a Russ Horror Story Storey and the Several Not-Evil Exes Wedge Antilles with a Crayon Russ’ Immortal Love of Winning Greg on Cooperation Over Competition Life and Death with Diplomacy and 1830 Closeness and […]

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Download Mep Report #146 Very Early Sports Video Games Fear and Boredom: the Great Motivators The New York Times Hates Tetris Dreaming of Chess Complementary Activities Drugs and Creativity A Grand Debate on the State of the 2016 Election Featuring Bernie vs. Hillary Bush and the Star Wars Prequels Surprisingly Strong Independent Political Tickets The […]

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Download Mep Report #145 Storey Breaks Luminaria Record, Doesn’t Sandbag The Roof is on Fire Happy New Year Three Hours Late! Russ vs. Christmas: Fight! Memories of a Glorious Pangya New Year Greg Against Humanity Some Real BS Star Wars Episode 7: Maple Syrup from a Teddy Bear that We All Love In Defense of […]

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Download Mep Report #144 The Vegetarian/Vegan/Halal/Kosher/Gluten-Free/Hypo-Allergenic/Raw Meal, Raisins: Nature’s Nightmare Fuel, People for the Protection of Cinnamon Rolls, I Turd It Through the Grapevine, Our ADD Culture, Young Tom Riddle–er–Ted Cruz, The Emu Goes on Russia Today, Post-Apocalyptic Interest and ISIS, Building Community on the Internet, and the Failings of George Lucas.

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Download Mep Report #143 The History of Canadian and American Thanksgiving, Thank-You-Note Day, America Exports a Holiday, Who Wants Trident… Missiles?; We Call Out Toastmasters: Why Does Toastmasters Exist?, Toastmasters Anonymous, Fisher Price My First Speech, Today You are Not a Man, Golden Brown Toast, Toastmasters Younger than 75; and The Sad Sordid Tale of […]

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Download Mep Report #142 Do You Want Money or Not?, A Day Where You Live in Famy, Bill Hicks Aborts Miley Cyrus, If Tolkien Were Hitler then Beggars Would Ride, Gandhi the Face-Eating Lizard, Attack of the Emu!, A Failure of Emurality, Steph Dwarfs Russ’ Klout, Do You Really Want to Live Forever?, Nominees for […]

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Download Mep Report #141 Don’t Empty the Trash!, the Benefits of Binge-Watching, Ichiro and the Technical Difficulties, It’s World War III You Guys, I Learned it on Facebook!, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Slaves, We Live in the Matrix (Statistically), Neil DeGrasse-Tyson v. Philosophy, Lawrence Lessig for Debate, Twitter v. Facebook, and the One World […]

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Download Mep Report #140 140: The Plauge of Locusts Anniversary, Locusts in a Jersey, Bringing the Grasshopper View to the Locusts, Greg’s Good Old Gaming, Shark-Shark Locusts, Neo-Retro Gamers, 7 Billion Locusts, Being the Best Locust You Can Be, Locusts Anonymous, Russ Sells IMDB, Coaching as Methodone, Living in the Moment, Performative Body Departure, Storey […]

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Download Mep Report #139 Stealin’ Steelers and the Fantasy Draft, Draft Picks?! We Don’t Need No Stinking Draft Picks!, Twitchers and Tweakers and the Men Who Review Them, Population Doubling and the Numbers Obsession, The Donald vs. The Bible, The Donald vs. The Putin, The Donald vs. Obama, Losing Control of Your Right to Be […]

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Download Mep Report #138 Storey Definitely Doesn’t Have a Rabbit, How Many Superheroes Can We Fit on the Head of a Pin?, Jurassic Minecraft, Camelot Unchained, Death Comes for the RPGer, Greg Fears the Sex Scene, Rachel Doelezal, The Future is Now, and Science Fiction is Hogwash.

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Download Mep Report #137 Deal or No Deal, Sportsageddon, Russ Fought the 4DX and the 4DX Won, Ruining the World with New Technology!, Demographic Bingo, The Third Sign is Worth Millions, Youtuber Review, Watching Gamers Talk About Gamers Talk About Gamers Playing Games, Greg Antagonizes Storey About the NBA, and Steph Curry: Kinda Good at […]

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Download Mep Report #136 Remembering how Ronald Reagan forgot, Russ takes performance-enhancing drugs… for life, Russ embraces Hemingway and runs with the bulls, Box and won, Russ is as cold as ice – he wants you to sacrifice, Rutgers: home of unending disaster, Freely choosing to limit all future choices, Flowers for Gooberman, Gooberman’s Choice, […]

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Download Mep Report #135 Hey!, Greg Lives in a Snowbank, The Computer Prevents Russ from Discussing his Love of “Snowpiercer”, Violence in Movies: Good, Bad, or Indifferent?, Minor Spoilers for “Snowpiercer”, Major Spoilers for “Snowpiercer”, Okay, We’re Just Going to Tell You the Whole Movie Now Shot-for-Shot, Birdman vs. Boyhood, Greg Picked a Bad Year […]

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Download Mep Report #134 Snowpocalgeddon Jumps the Shark…Again, Finland the Permanent Frozen Wasteland, Russia is Lucky (Not Happy), Katy Perry Almost Jumps the Shark, Everyone Hates 2014, Don Lemon Jumps the Shark in a Blizzardmobile, Russ (Commercially) Jumps the Shark, Storey (Pacifically) Jumps the Shark, and all our Sports Teams Jump the Shark.

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Download Mep Report #133 Storey Lights Bags, Shatters Records and Blows the Minds of Local Television Broadcasters; The Horrific Face of Traditional Christmas Lights; Greg is Appropriately Called Out by Storey on Promotion and Blames the Police; Storey Seeks a Sponsorship; Russ Has Himself a Merry Little Saturnalia; Je Suis…Charlie? The Interview? Something?; Speech Has […]

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Download Mep Report #132 Never Have I Ever Had Needles Stuck In Me…Willingly, Everyone Loves Their Anesthesiologist (When They’re Asleep), Shady Items Bought From Shady Vans Are Shady, Old Coins Are Old, Putin Steals More Super Bowl Rings than Ukrainians, Greg Doesn’t Want Racist D-Bag Medals, and America is Burning (and How to Put It […]

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Download Mep Report #131 You Will Not Crucify Us on a Cross of MepCoin, Barnacles on the Bitcoin Boat, Greg Doesn’t Want to be Mr. Potter, How Much Coin Could A MepCoin Mep if a MepCoin Could Coin Mep, Greg will [REDACTED] when Russ [REDACTED] because Storey [REDACTED], The Only Winning Game is to Mep, […]

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After almost three and a half years without a podcast, The Mep Report is officially back! Download Mep Report #128 Just in time for Halloween, the Meppers are back from the dead! Hear Greg, Russ, and Storey relate what they’ve been up to the last forty months of wandering in the desert. Expect more regular […]

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Perfect Girl Exposed! (No, It’s Not What You Think), Shrooms Exposed! (No, That’s Not What You Think Either), Russ Wins at 12th Dimensional Chess, Jackie Hates Perfect Girl, How Long Does It Take to Write the Perfect Text, Always Carry the One When Calculating the Rapture, When Atheists Attack, and Storey Exposed! (No, It’s…Well, Maybe […]

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Give a Man a Quarter and He Can Play One Game, Teach Him to Write in Basic and He Can Feed a Village (Really), They Don’t Make Video Games the Way They Used To (and Get Off My Lawn!), Russ Can’t Help Falling In Love…Again…, Is This the Text That Launched a Thousand Ships?, How […]

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Greg Gets a Mortgage (and Becomes an Adult), Russ Gets a Bear (and Becomes a Psychic), Storey Gets a Twin (and Becomes a Skeptic), Kobe Bryant and Jimmy Kimmel Destroy Society One Video Game at a Time, The Meppers Get Immersed, and Everything is Awesome In Sloooooowwww-Moooooo. Download Mep Report #124

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Headlines Grate While Storey Updates, Bedbugs are Bed (Uh, Bad), Some People Call it a Unabomber…Russ Calls it a Beard (mmmhmm), Slide Whistles are Better Than Suicide, The Final Days of DAOC, The Second Coming (and Leaving) of Greg, Then Everyone Was a Jedi, and the Forecast is Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse. […]

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The Greatest American Five Fingers, The Teabag Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree for Rand Paul, We Like Ice Cream Because It’s ICE CREAM!, What if We Just Lightly Sear Them?, Lakers Fail at Immigration, Invading Arizona for Fun, Profit, and Golf Courses, Greg Roots For the Insurance Company to Win the Bet, and the […]

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Clea Can’t Get No Satisfaction; Greg’s Life in Three Dimensions; Jackie Chan and the Masochistic Dragon Swoon; Mep Report Rare Ostrich Steak Attack GO!!!!!; The World According to EPCOT; We’re Much More Trekkie Than You; and Sometimes Horrible Is In The Middle of Good. Download Mep Report #119

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The Mep that Neither Begins nor Ends; How Improv Can Either Save the World or Destroy it; Murderous Shepherds and Other Little Known Cultural Legacies; Gladwell’s Advocate; Privacy – Destroyer of all Things; and Why Asians are Great at Math (but Terrible at Piloting). Download Mep Report #118

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Facebook Is Kind. Facebook Is Good. All Hail Facebook. When Even Foresight Should Have Been 20/20; Just War Vs. Just a War; Gilligan’s Island As Metaphor for War; Clea and Facebook are BFF; Storey Still Hates Privacy; How the Internet Saved and Destroyed the World At the Same Time; and It’s All Fun And Games […]

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As we previously promised, here is the first video highlight from the Mep Reporters, filmed on location at Eagle Studios. We’ll post several more of these highlights over the coming weeks, and will have the edited audio version available here soon. Here the Meppers discuss the finer points of Krull, a movie Russ has inexplicably […]

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Living Forever Really Wouldn’t Be That Bad (Except for the Seven Sets of Teeth), Fruit Fly Empathy Camp, Kidnapping Twins in the Name of Science, Greg Questions the Evolutionary Benefits of Feeling Like Crap, The U.S. Economy = Ponzi Scheme, Time to Reset the Economy (if Storey Gets Paid), Storey Wants neither Science nor Nature […]

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The Adrenaline ‘Dominate’ Button, Famous Gerontologist Sounds Like Crazy Russ, An Ethical Treatise on Advanced Review Copies, the Third Sign of the Apocalypse, How to Make it in the Fantasy Fiction World, Eunuch Rabbits, Quaid Discrimination, and The World’s Video – “One of the Great Moments in Human History.” Download Mep Report #112

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Today we revisit one of the most impactful moments in the history of TMR. Episode 86 marked the departure of Mepper Storey. While he was partially resurrected in Episode 95, he merely was able to roam the Mep landscape as a tortilla-eating zombie. Here is the official sendoff for Storey as recorded by the Mep […]

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We have a not-so-minor obsession with pirates here in Mep Land. So it’s my pleasure to introduce you to the premier Pirate Rap Group on the internet. These guys can lay down a serious shanty with the best of them. They even produce their own music videos. Here’s a nicely addictive track of theirs to […]

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If Greg’s Leg Offends Him Cut it Off, An Offer Cancer Just Can’t Refuse, Kurt Warner Knows His Dante, Yes We Can Discuss the Inauguration, America is Marginally Worse Off (so America is in Huge Trouble), Money for Nothing (and Our Stocks for Free), America is Depressed and Storey Couldn’t be Happier, Clea Defends Shades […]

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Listening to Emus is Better than Taunting Tigers Drunk (and High), Storey Meets Snake Pliskin, Uwe Boll Defeats Smokey and the Bandit by TKO, Clea Internalizes a New Emu, This Show Not Suitable for Listening Without Parent, You May Owe You Money, 100% of Clowns LOL@ Statistics, and Placentas as Mood Rings. Download Mep Report […]

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Chinese Dissidents Discover Emus, Incompetent Translation, The Teddy Bear that Shall Not be Named, Darwinian Cannabalism, The Internet Saga of ‘Two Girls One Cup’, Russ Identifies with Surfers who Rob Banks while Wearing Nixon Masks, And a Special Edition of Mep Lore: Drug Variety Night. Download Mep Report #97

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A Minor Miscalculation, Turkey Crunk Lore, Your Choices are Commercialism or Gluttony, Parades that Come to You, My Grandson Works for the Mystery Tubes, The Legend of Fallopius Flairndip, Calling Greg, In Person E-mail Scams, O Beethoven! O Kids! O Tables!, and All Movies Prominently Featuring Domesticated Animals are Terrible. Download Mep Report #96

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The Prodigal Emu Returns, Trent Lott – Minority Whip, Immortal Dead Clams, TMR Institues the Alzheimer’s Prevention Hour, The Great Audio Braille Experiment, Two Bumps Two Bumps Two Bumps, Traiblazers Draft Edward Scissorhands, Rejecting Max Contracts, There are no Ampersands in Baseball, And, Whatever You Do, Stop at Purple Belt! Download Mep Report #95

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Russ Goes Boing Boing Boing, And Subsequently Runs out of “Units,” Speed Readers vs. Auctioneers, TMR Eats a Turkey Sandwich with the Devil, MassiveAwesomeErectionWebsite.com, The Adventures of Flying Buttress Boy, Greg Desperately Wants to Ridicule Navy Football, Force Lightning in a Can, Cows and Terrorists Conspire to Turn the World into a Slurpee, and Clea […]

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(Guest Co-host: Kevin Grinberg) Metier Me, Fictional Portals to Hell, Militarizing North Korea’s De-militarized Zone, The Gatorade Center for High Fructose Corn Syrup Pouring, Word Empowering, Elementary Racism by Dr. Watson, Deterrence via Overreaction, Greg’s Tales of Road Rage, and Can the Elderly Competently Commit Felonies? Download Mep Report #93

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Yankees Lose! Theeee Yankees Lose!, Russ Blames the Red Sox for 9/11, MepWiki: A Page That Will Live in Infamy, TMR Drafts Holy Warriors for the Great Battle Against the Clown, Smart Chocolate, Weird Foods, Discussion Gets “Interesting” (Sadly), Knights Templar Bugger Pope, Soft-Modding and You, And Hating Cannot.Sleep.Clown.Will.Eat.Me@gmail.com Download Mep Report #92

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The Tale of Ernest Schaudenfreuder: The Inventor of Milled Beer, The Meaningless Lives of Met Fans, The Dangers of Emotional Investment in the MacDonalds ‘Monopoly’ Game, Fantatical Powers, Clea Compares Monks to Satanists, Anarchists Have Trouble Coordinating, TMR’s First Stock Tip, New Yorkers Complain About Fascism, The Falafel Man and His Propaganda, And the Great […]

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The Sleep and Science Episode: Russ Dreams Bad Sci-fi Scripts, Comatose Revelations, Alpha-Wave Meditation Cults, Lucy Dreams, Greg Dreams of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Arnold Schwarzenegger Carrying a Pasta Machine, TMR Solves the Energy, Climate Crises and Iraq war Trifecta, and Time-Traveling Reverse-Psychology Nazi Ad Campaigns. Download Mep Report #90

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Simultaneous Mepping, Greg Gets Mistaken for a Sixteen Year-Old, Hugh Grant’s Whore Mangler, Enterprise Fender-Benders, Costco’s Sarcastic Price Club, Clea Learns to Hate, Telemarketing 101, More Wiki-Vandalism, All Sex is Rape Until it’s Not, and Newsflash: Christopher Walken is Strange. Download Mep Report #89

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Russ and the Russian go to Heckling School, Joe Stuhoob’s Inn for Scalpers, Men’s Room Humor, The Great Dogfighting Debate of Ought-Seven, Consecutive Alternating Hooks = Invincibility, The 60s Stun, Dogs are Klingons, Dog Eugenics, and Michael Vick Sodomizes the Elderly and/or Disabled. Download Mep Report #88

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Serial Amazon Reviewers, Who is Harriet Klausner?, Off-Off Broadway Flops, Wiki-ruption, Everyone’s Favorite Show: “Let’s Go Outside and Watch the Dueling Guys Shoot Each Other in the Head!”, Renaissance Message Boards, Steinbeck to Steinbrenner, Boom Goes the Dynamite, and Rex Hudler: Color Man or 1920s Seductress? Download Mep Report #87

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A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Deliverance, Major City Qualifications, DC Madames Attend Debate Camp, Al Qaeda M.D., The National Automotive Threat Level, Fantasies of Alien Conquerors, This Next Story May Kill You, The Future of Wooden Cyborgs in MLB (Joe Nuxall vs. Buffalo Knuckles), Saturn’s Curse, and […]

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The Art Interpretation Episode: Russ’ Little Secret, the Power of Oprah, Artists Too Cool for an Audience, Accessibility of Books, Your Lover vs. Houghton-Mifflin, the MMORPG of Doom, Cocaine is Not Art, How to Interpret the New Hit Song Called “Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself Now”, Serial Killers’ Reading Lists, and this Episode Makes […]

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Whoa-oa-oa, Letter from a Chad, Prophet Meter, Three’s Company in Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, Jim Croce Plugged, Greg Learns Who Raffi Is, John Ritter the Ninja Turtle, APDA Werewolf/Mafia, Meta-Meta-Meta Rally Time, Fun with Plantar Fasciitis, Giambi’s Gellin’, RPG Realism Revisited, and Grailade. Download Mep Report #82

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Russ Tries to Get Storey Killed at a Mariners/Angels Game, the Rally Gorilla, Greg Learns Compassion in a Hockey Arena, Russ’ USCongress.TV, A-Rod Plays Uno with a Stripper, Michael Kay Continues to be an Idiot, Storey’s Opposition to Privacy, Storey Makes an Announcement that Disgusts the Others, the Wife-Beating Crap-Eater, and Exhibitionist Puritans. Download Mep […]

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This Bird Has Flown (Norwegian Greg), Chewbacca Dies, The Onion Concedes, Russ Fought the Law and the Law Won, Hon. Douglas Malcolm’s Most Just Celery Sandwich, The Strange Ethics of Acceptance in Norwegian Lines, Viking Pillaging vs. Snail Cultivation, Austin and His JDate Crash a Skating Party, Russ Joins a Ditzy Commercial Girl and an […]

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Storey Lives, an Extensive Explanation of the Nature of an Elliptical Trainer, Swedish Complaint Departments and Other Myths, U?SB’s, The Great Debate Over the Definition of the Word Portable, Capsule Sponge Animals vs. Shrinky-Dinks, Toy Safety Standards, the Young Mepventers Club, Russ as a Cyborg with a Bomb, the Epic Nuking of Troy, the Electric-Shock […]

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Vanilla Christ and Chocolate Moses, It’s Not Unusual for Russ to Be Alone… Because He’s Too Smart for People, the Birth of an ArrogantJerk, the Giant Flying Beaver’s Quantum Leap, Serious Vlogging, the Boston Digg Party, RIAA Puppy-Kicking Stakes, Greg Explains Why the Mep Report is On the Internet, Clea Winnebago-Ho-Chunk, Little-Known Stories of Kokopelli, […]

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Vonnegut’s Daughter, the Cellphone Scurvy Apocalypse, Mechanical Bee Development, BDS, Iraq: Wipeout!, Storey Breaks the Sound Barrier, the Father of All Terrorists of All Time, Skeletor Slays the Princess of Power, Raleigh Eviscerates Marlowe, the Meaning of Decimated, the Virginia Tech Shooter/Admin Technology Gap, Antidepressant Safety, Bees with Guns, and Our Super-Duper Uplifting Analysis of […]

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Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush The Onion Steals Our Material, Copylips, an E-Mail from Greg’s Soulmate, Mozes-Hataz, Extra-Tasty-Crispy Christianity, Big Spooky Heads Attached to Clouds, Random Free-Association Lightning, the Online Guide to Buddhist Retribution, Sandy Koufax the Fourth Prophet, Brit-Bashing, Wii-Falling, Brainwiing, […]

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Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush Tears His Own Leg Off (by which we mean “Attacks Iran”), Iran Eats the British Hostages, Britain Sends in the Bobbies, Harry Potter Rules Gitmo, Greg Enjoys Russ’ Experience with Gratuitous Nudity, Humbaba Becomes Comfortably Numb, Incoherent […]

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A Christmas Equinox, Apocalypse Then, Mass-Historians, Back to the Committee Meeting, the Cannibal Grandson of Hitler, Storey Litters Parallel Universes, The Meanwhile… 72-Screen Meanwhile… Universe Meanwhile… Movie, the Noble Global Lie and the Fastidious Gremlins, the Unbearable Lightness of February 2nd, ATHFTMR the Movie, Mutant Emu Reptile Chickens, 1980-4 Candidates, Honor Thy Good, TwitterOrkutFriendsterFacebook and […]

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The Vownage Video, California Orangin’, You Can Call Me Bob Garfunkel, NCAA vs. NBA, High-Stakes Prison Basketball, Escape Via Organ Donation, Vonage Rejects Our Critique, Viacom and the Deep Pockets, Mistakes Were Made, the Righteous Bullets, and the Great Line of Maginot. Download Mep Report #73

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Good Showers vs. TMR, Social Workers for the Rich, Welcome to Storey’s Hallucination, the 4th Wall Shattering Voice in Your Head, Having a Baby on MySpace, Sending Mail to 911, Harry Potter and the LOLOL, Lost in Customer Service, Disneyland’s Support Structure, Nordstrom’s Calls an Amulet, Real Estate Tells You What You Really Want, Neighbors […]

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