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Odd News we simply did not have the time to cover.

On the last episode of Odd News+ for 2024, we talk about stories that we didn't talk about.

Every year there are are more odd news stories than we can fit into 31 days of shows. But that's all the time we have during the Dog Days of Podcasting. So, as we have done in years past, we're taking time in this last episode to give you some idea of what other odd news was out there begging to be covered.

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Sweden loves this particular pizza pairing.

In the penultimate episode of Odd News+ for 2024, we travel to Sweden and bite into a strange pizza combination. Plus, your daily horoscope and a new attempt to compare apples and oranges.

We've covered some strange pizza stories, but perhaps none so strange as what Sweden has done to the traditional pizza pie.

If you're a Scorpio, today's daily horoscope is all about you!

We've tried to compare apples and oranges before. But, this time, we're sending out lab mice to investigate this eternal conundrum.

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A new challenge for a classic hair style.

In this edition of Odd New+, we find a competition that tries to find the perfect hairstyle. Plus, the next generation of whole-body sprays and a unique way to avoid embarrassment this year when regifting presents.

Mullets aren't just for partying. Or business. Find out how one competition seeks to fine the best of the best in hair helmets.

If you're current whole-body spray doesn't do enough to make you the talk of the town, this new product is for you!

A new service hopes to end regifting problems in the most complicated way possible.

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Roadside signs engage in a battle of wit.

On today's Odd News+ we visit a town where signs are doing all the talking. Plus, news on an autograph scheme and topiary gardens.

Businesses in Morehead City ,North Carolina are engaged in a very punny battle.

If you collect autographs from celebrities at conventions, we have news about a recent scheme that is rocking the collectibles world.

Sculpting realistic people and animals out of vegetation is hard. The Middle-Aged Farmer's Almanac may be able to help.

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We dive into a great lake story.

As we continue with our Dog Days of Podcasting "Odd News+" series, today we talk about a man with great ambitions to cross a lake. Plus it's time for pumpkin spice everything and new NASCAR rules.

Jim Dreyer wants to swim across Lake Michigan in the worst way. And he may just do it!

The Fall and pumpkin spice seem to be forever intertwined. A new product may help make that bond even spicier.

NASCAR drivers have been given a heads up that they need to keep their eyes on these rule changes.

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An ancient mystery about ancient things.

Today on Odd News+ we go back several thousand years to investigate a Tolkein-related mystery. Plus, coffee vs tea and your daily horoscope.

An Indonesian island holds the key to a mystery about a special early human cousin. Could it be Bilbo Baggins?

If you're a Gemini, today's horoscope is for you. Pay attention to the advice. It could save you a trip.

We want to settle the debate over coffee vs. tea. And we know exactly who can help us.

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Maneuvering through space with echolocation.

On today's episode of Odd News+, we report on a man who uses bat-like skills, plus, an enforceable ruling on clothing and the MMA is all-in on a new trend.

A blind man has improved on the art of echolocation to identify the objects and obstacles around him.

Wearing white after Labor Day now has consequences.

Mixed Martial Arts has joined in on a new trend that emphasizes calm and mindfulness.

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Litterbugs are a real pest in this town.

On this edition of Odd News+ we report on a town that has had enough of litterbugs. The trash is out of control. Plus tips on wallpapering your home and news about ancient Egypt.

The town of Babylon, New York has developed a reputation for being trashy. In fact, there is so much trash in town, they've taken extreme measures to combat the problem.

Have you ever tried to wallpaper a room? Lucas, the repair person who comes in to fix things in the comedy4cast studio offers some advice.

It's hard to believe that there are more mummies out there to be unearthed, but it appears to have happened.

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A very cheesy collection of pizza items.

A #PizzaFriday episode of our month-long Dog Days of Podcasting series entitled Odd News+. We talk about a pizza museum that has it all, find out about a retro item poised to make a comeback and a unique mall conversion.

Located in Philadelphia, "Pizza Brain" is a combination museum and pizzeria. We talk about what you will find in this unique shop.

Sony is attempting to bring back one of its most popular items. Will it work?

Empty malls can be a problem. Some have been torn down, but we discuss an interesting alternative.

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Digital switching may not help your mood.

On today's Odd News+ we cover a new report on better ways to fight boredom. Plus, your daily horoscope and the latest in AI news.

A new study finds that the way we use our phones to fight boredom may actually be making us even more bored.

Today's horoscope brings great news for all the Aquarius out there. (Aquarii?).

And a new development in the world of AI will have us talking less and hating it more.

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The view from the top of the record heep.

On today's Odd News+ episode, we discuss someone who has practically made a career out of setting records. Plus, flower-selection advice from the Middle-Aged Farmer's Almanac and an attempt to solve an airline puzzle.

David Rush began his quest to set his first Guinness World Record just a few years ago. Now he finds himself at the head of the pack. Is there anyone else in his league?

The Middle-Aged Farmer's Almanac has proven to be a resource of questionable value. We give it another chance to prove itself by consulting the guide on set up a flower garden.

The lab mice (or what's left of them) are at it again. This time we sent them out to investigate a dilemma every traveler faces when selecting an airline seat: Aisle, Middle or Window?

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Dad jokes -- the gift that keeps on giving?

Today on our month-long "Odd News+" series we look at a new survey that suggests having a laugh can be good for the whole family. Plus, Warner Bros Discovery makes an announcement and a new look at a classic statue.

A study conducted by both Penn State University and Columbia College in Chicago examined the use of humor in a parent/child relationship. The results seem to be good news for all those Dad jokes out there.

Warner Bros Discovery has made a name for itself – and not a good one – when it comes to their track record on films. We poke a bit of fun at that concept.

Nothing says funny like a jab at a piece of sculpture. But we give it a go.

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A new origin story for a never-ending battle.

As we continue our Odd News+ episodes for the Dog Days of Podcasting, we uncover one of the reasons why dogs and cats seem to have it in for each other. Plus, your daily horoscope and a look at what is coming up later in the week.

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We go big in this episode. Really big!

Today on Odd News+ we tell you the story of a man in Britain who certainly knows the meaning of the phrase "supersize me!" Plus, notes from your community calendar and a prize winning vegetable.

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Visiting ye olde tiny house.

On the Saturday edition of our month-long Odd News+ series, we talk about a house so small you have to be careful that the front door doesn't bang into the back wall. Plus, news on a time machine and dolphins vs porpoises.

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A dead restaurant springs back to life.

On this #PizzaFriday edition of Odd News+, we tell you the story of a closed Arby's and how it has sort of come back to life. We also clue you in on the latest trends for Fall fashions and talk about a very scary haunted house.

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Making a withdrawal the hard way.

We continue our month-long Dog Days of Podcasting episodes with more Odd News+. You'll hear about thieves who are willing to put in the hard work for easy money. Plus, your daily horoscope and a Jeopardy contestant's response rocks the show to its very foundations.

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Batman's old hangout needs some TLC.

On today's Odd News+ episode you'll learn about the current sad condition of stately Wayne Manor. Where is Bruce Wayne? Or Alfred? Plus, more advice from the Middle-Aged Farmer's Almanac and Congress gets an unexpected bill.

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Read your menu carefully.

We continue our month-long Dog Days of Podcasting series, Odd News+, with a story that might make you think twice about your next meal out. Plus, alligators vs crocodiles vs lab mice and a second try at Coffee Conversations.

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Couple finds cash in Corona Park

In today's episode of our month-long Odd News+ series, you'll hear a story that involves magnet fishing, soggy cash and a trip to Washington, D.C. Plus, learn how one company is hoping to put your feet on 2X speed. And then we introduce a new segment, Coffee Conversations.

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Small town tries to make tourist behave.

In today's Odd News+ episode, we investigate a small Japanese town that has a big problem with tourists. It seems that there is a perfect photo opportunity in town, but now everyone knows about it and is flocking to take their own picture. Plus, your daily horoscope and a look at upcoming stories.

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Ancient coins get hacked.

Today, as our Dog Days of Podcasting episodes continue, Odd News+ covers the story of ancient Roman coins discovered by a band of adventurers known only as "The Group of Explorers." But the treasure may be fake! Also, Disney is set to produce a new Broadway musical based on an animated classic.

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Setting sail for pizza adventure.

It's #PizzaFriday! Today on Odd News+ we investigate a pizza party and find out if it's fire or burnt. Also, a salute to coworking and information on a unique way to save energy.

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A record 81 years in the making

Today's Odd News+ stories involve a train driver who has broken a unique record, plus advice on dealing with weeds and the deadly truth about birdwatching.

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Lightsaber training catches on

In today's edition of Odd News+ we travel to Mexico for some Jedi training. Also, a group has feelings about tax free holidays and Danny Hillcrest gives us the lowdown on upcoming movies that were inspired by the success of "Deadpool & Wolverine."

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This year's essential Paris souvenir

Today, as part of Dog Days of Podcasting, we continue our month-long "Odd News+" series. In this episode we give a very profitable horoscope, provide an answer to a recent brain teaser and talk about the must-have item you need to find on your trip to Paris.

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Dealing with change is a snap

Today on Odd News+ we look at a seismic shift in the way some people are consuming beverages. It's a whole new twist on the subject. Plus, a new fake report may change the way you think about getting in your 10,000 steps a day.

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Getting by with what you have

Today on "Odd News+," you'll learn about a young woman who is making the most of a diet that is rather restrictive. There's also some home repair advice, courtesy of Lucas, the repair person who comes in to fix things in the comedy4cast studios. Plus, a glimpse into what's coming up on the show next week. Maybe.

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A state trooper has a close encounter

Welcome to day 3 of our August Dog Days of Podcasting "Odd News+" format. In this episode we issue a rare retraction and ask big thinkers about the future. But the main story involves a state trooper pulling over a vehicle for a traffic violation. He gets more than he bargained for when the situation turns into a close encounter.

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People did a double take at this graduation.

Our Dog Days of Podcasting month-long "Odd News+" format continues with a story about an eight-grade "moving up" ceremony that had people questioning their eyesight. We also celebrate #pizzafriday and look ahead to what is coming up this weekend on the show.

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We take a international competition in stride

It's time to kick off Dog Days of Podcasting for 2024. Dog Days is a challenge for podcasters to put out a show every day in August. This year, we're taking our old Dog Days "Odd News" concept and raising things up a notch with "Odd News+".

On today's show you'll hear three segments, including our featured odd news story of the day.

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Buzz gives a surprise endorsement to these previews.

Can it be? Has Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas actually changed his mind? Does he now approve of the way Danny Hillcrest preview reviewing movies?

In this episode, Danny tells us everything he knows about about the upcoming Summer films "Despicable Me 4," "Fly Me to the Moon," "Twisters," and "Deadpool & Wolverine." He even plays clips. But remember, Danny makes up the clip dialogue himself, based on very little research. He also seems to have somehow managed to hold onto his sponsor, the world's worst clearing product, Smellz-a-Lot hand soap.

Lending their voice in this episode, as Scarlett and Kate, is Bonnie Kenderdine.

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And Danny has a new "sponsor," too!

After an all-too-short hiatus, Danny Hillcrest is back to review more movies. This time, he'll give you the lowdown on some of this Summer's hottest upcoming blockbuster films. And, as usual, he hasn't seen any of them. Danny learns everything he needs to know about the movies by watching trailers on YouTube.

Want to know more about "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes," "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga," "Bad Boys: Ride or Die" or "Inside Out 2"? No problem. Sit back with a big ol' bucket of popcorn and let Danny tell you everything he knows. Hmmm. Better make it a SMALL bucket of popcorn instead.

Lending their voice in this episode is Bonnie Kenderdine.

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It's time to bring the table back.

Clinton receives a call on the Super Secret Phone Line that reminds him about a long-gone show segment – the Virtual Table of Random Things. But, newer listeners might not know about the Virtual Table. To solve that, Clinton explains the origins of this mysterious piece of virtual furniture. We hear clips from comedy4cast going all the way back to 2008! Did the internet really even exist back then? And now that the table is back, Clinton invites you to call in or email him your contributions for the Table. Or top pick something up.

>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow us on X, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Detective Haartte gets into the act.

Detective Haartte takes a night off to enjoy a live musical production. But he should have known better than to think that trouble ever takes a holiday. Soon enough, light opera turns into heavy crime. One of the cast members is found dead during intermission. And they aren't acting! Can Haartte figure out who caused the untimely demise of Duke Bassett? Can you? Match wits with Middling Fair's best (and only) private detective in this baffling case of music, mayhem and murder.

Lending their voice in this episode is Bonnie Kenderdine as Patty Gree.

>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on X (formerly Twitter), Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Danny gets some big news about his movie.

VIPs from Middling Fair and Grassssssside Greene gather to celebrate the success of Danny's movie. But Danny is simply off in a corner, doodling. Is fame less than he expected? Before he can ponder that question, he receives a phone call from producer Perry J. Oshmont.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as Perry J. Oshmont; Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher and Cindy; Nathan Alvord as the Maître d'; Chuck Tomasi and Kreg Steppe (Technorama and The Topic is Trek) as the Cleaning Crew; and the Narrator is played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).To hear the story from the beginning CLICK HERE

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Kreg Steppe, Technorama and The Topic is Trek podcasts>> Special Guest: Chuck Tomasi, Technorama and The Topic is Trek podcasts>> Special Guest: Nathan Alvord>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Danny's film premiers.

Everyone in Chasm Valley has gathered at the Cine-Round-a-Dome for the big event. Danny Hillcrest's movie is about to premiere in a special screening meant just for the residents of Middling Fair and Grasssssside Greene. How did this epic, produced in just one week, turn out? We're about to find out.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as Perry J. Oshmont; Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy, Connie and Sally; Nathan Alvord as the Maître d'; Madison Hatfield as Suzanne; John Bell (Bell's in the Batfry), as Charles; Kreg Steppe (Technorama and The Topic is Trek) as the Soldier; and the Narrator is played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Madison Hatfield>> Special Guest: John Bell, Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Special Guest: Kreg Steppe, Technorama and The Topic is Trek podcasts>> Special Guest: Nathan Alvord>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Danny gets a long-distance call.

Abby Falmacher and Giles are worried about Danny Hiillcrest. Since learning that his movie will not be filmed in Chasm Valley, he just sits in the lobby of the Venus Arms Hotel, not caring about anything. But a phone call changes all that, setting in motion a whirlwind series of events!

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as Perry J. Oshmont; Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher and Cindy; and the Narrator is played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Oshmont makes a stunning statement.

Now that papers have been signed, producer Perry J. Oshmont needs to get Danny's movie script into production. If he fails, it could signal the end for The LOW Channel. Meanwhile, the good people of Chasm Valley decide to give Oshmont a hero's sendoff.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Nathan Alvord as the Maître d'; Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher; Madison Hatfield as the Little Girl; and the Narrator is played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Nathan Alvord>> Special Guest: Madison Hatfield>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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The stranger gets what he wants.

Ever since the mysterious stranger rolled into town at the beginning of April, he has been looking for Danny Hillcrest. Slowly, the good people of Middling Fair grew suspicious of the man going by the name "Blaine Hendrix." Now, with Danny in plain sight, the stranger is about to accomplish his mission. What will this mean for Danny? And for any witnesses?

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Nathan Alvord as the Maître d'; Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Miss Abby Falmacher; and the Narrator is played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Nathan Alvord>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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In this chapter, things take an interesting turn.

The stranger who came to Middling Fair to locate Danny Hillcrest is fed up. After listening to several stories by town residents, he is no closer to finding Danny than he was when he arrived. He heads back to the Venus Arms Hotel and Towers, where Danny resides. The stranger plans on demanding information that will put an end to the search.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Nathan Alvord as the Maître d'; Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Miss Abby Falmacher; and the Narrator is played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Nathan Alvord>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Haartte goes in search of art.

Haartte wraps up the tale of his first case as a private detective in Middling Fair. He must locate a missing statue of Venus de Milo – while putting up with Danny Hillcrest. The mysterious stranger is hoping this story will give him some clues as to Danny's whereabouts.

Lending their voices in this episode are Christiana Ellis (christianaellis.com) as Minnie, the clothing store owner; John Bell (thebatfry.com) as Turner, the book store owner; Cameron McGrath as Carver, the warehouse owner; Steve Ng (steveng5.com) as Delivery Person 1; Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; and the Narrator was played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Steve Ng, steveng5.com>> Special Guest: Cameron McGrath>> Special Guest: Christiana Ellis, christianaellis.com >> John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Middling Fair's Private Eye goes public with his story.

Now that Detective Haartte is face-to-face with the mysterious stranger, there are lots of questions to be asked. However, Haartte decides to talk about himself instead. Is this some clever ploy to trick the stranger? Or does the shameless shamus simply want to tell us his origin story?

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; and the Narrator was played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sound effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Detective Haartte takes the case (he gave himself).

Cap finally gets to tell Miss Falmacher about the phone conversation he overheard. It sounds like the stranger who has been looking for Danny Hillcrest may be looking to do Danny some harm. But can anyone rely on Cap's story being accurate?

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher; and the Narrator was played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sound effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Giles and Cap have their ups and downs.

Now that Cap has overheard part of a phone conversation by the mysterious stranger, he has to warn people that Danny could be in danger. There's only one problem – instead of leaping into action, Cap has fallen asleep outside the stranger's hotel room door. Uh oh. Does Cap need to be rescued now, too?

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher; and the Narrator was played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sound effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Danny plays while the Venus Arms burns.

Cap continues the tale of Danny Hillcrest and the arcade game. The Stranger listens as Cap explains that Danny had become so good at "Clinical Catastrophe", he started to attract a small following. But these groupies were not adding anything to the bottom line at the Venus Arms Hotel and Towers. Ms. Falmacher decided she must come up with a plan to put an end to the misadventures of Bedpan Bob.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Steve Ng (steveng5.com) as Delivery Person 1; Kreg Steppe (chuckchat.com/technorama), (thetopicistrek.com) as Delivery Person 2; Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher; Grant Baciocco (saturdaymorningmedia.com) as Bedpan Bob; K.H. Brower (KHBrower.com) as Hotel Patron 1 and Danny Groupie 1; Chuck Tomasi (chuckchat.com/technorama), (thetopicistrek.com) as Danny Groupie 2; Cameron McGrath as Hotel Patron 2; and the Narrator was played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Steve Ng, steveng5.com>> Special Guest: Kreg Steppe, Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Special Guest: Grant Baciocco, from the Saturday Morning Media family of podcasts>> Special Guest: Cameron McGrath>> Special Guest: Chuck Tomasi, Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Special Guest: K.H. Brower, author of the solarpunk series "The Bosque Family Adventures, khbrower.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Danny Hillcrest shows off a new skill.

Cap is having a flashback – on purpose this time. He's relating a story about Danny Hillcrest to the mysterious stranger. It seems that when Miss Falmacher decided to add something new to the lobby of the Venus Arms Hotel, Danny took to it instantly. And that is turning out to be a problem.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Steve Ng (steveng5.com) as Delivery Person 1, Kreg Steppe (chuckchat.com/technorama), (thetopicistrek.com) as Delivery Person 2; Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher; Grant Baciocco (saturdaymorningmedia.com) as Bedpan Bob; K.H. Brower (KHBrower.com) as Hotel Patron 1; Cameron McGrath as Hotel Patron 2; and the Narrator was played by Gary J. Chambers, (garyjchambersvo.com).

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: Steve Ng, steveng5.com>> Special Guest: Kreg Steppe, Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Special Guest: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Special Guest: Grant Baciocco, from the Saturday Morning Media family of podcasts>> Special Guest: Cameron McGrath>> Special Guest: K.H. Brower, author of the solarpunk series "The Bosque Family Adventures, khbrower.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Trying to get a good night's sleep can keep you awake.

Speaking with Cindy didn't shed much light on the whereabouts of Danny Hillcrest. The stranger is getting frustrated by this puzzle. He insists he must find Danny. But it has been a long day. Still posing as Blaine Hendrix, the stranger returns to the Venus Arms Hotel and Towers for some shuteye. Of course, it's April in Middling Fair, which always makes things complicated.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger, and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Dick Bando gives a master class in marketing.

Cindy continues her story about working with Danny Hillcrest. To avoid firing Danny as the drive-in's social media manager, she insisted he take a special Marketing class. But the instructor turned out to be billionaire Dick Bando. Can the egotistical Bando actually help Danny? It's wily versus witless in a battle for the ages.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy; and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Like, Cindy really regrets a certain personnel hire.

Cindy seems reluctant to talk about Danny Hillcrest. But when the stranger implies that it is extremely important he find Danny, Cindy's compassion gets the best of her. Now the owner of the Cine-Round-a-Dome underground theater, Cindy explains how Danny came to be employed at the drive-in – and what a disaster that turned out to be!

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy; and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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The stranger gets a tour of a strange land.

Now that the mysterious stranger has arrived at The Tunnels entrance, he has to get all the way through the huge underground complex to talk with Cindy. Not an easy task on foot. Fortunately, Princess, the converted 1976 Tiara Megacoach tandem-axle school bus is there to serve as a shuttle. Along his journey through the dark passages, the stranger learns some interesting facts about The Tunnels.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and the cell phone caller; and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator and Tour Guide.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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The Venus Arms Hotel is sort of the reverse Hotel California.

The stranger who has been looking for Danny Hillcrest realizes his task is not going to be as simple as he had hoped. He'll need to stay the night at the Venus Arms Hotel and Towers. But checking in is proving to be a bit complicated. The stranger also makes his way to The Tunnels. The underground complex is one of the last places Danny was known to have been spotted.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; Bonnie Kenderdine as the cell phone caller; Nathan Alvord as the maître 'd; and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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The maître d' spills some Café Americain about Danny.

The stranger in town is laser-focused on finding Danny Hillcrest. A fact that puzzles everyone who knows Danny. Even so, Giles, the front desk clerk at the Venus Arms Hotel and Towers, attempted to be accommodating. He suggested the stranger speak with the hotel restaurant's maître d'. A good suggestion. The supposedly-French headwaiter is all too happy to dish some dirt on the departed Danny.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; John Bell (thebatfry.com) as the Grassssssside Greene resident; Nathan Alvord as the maître 'd; and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: John Bell, from the "Bell's in the Batfry" podcast>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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A stranger arrives in town, looking for Danny

After speaking with Abby Falmacher and Giles, Danny Hillcrest fled from the lobby of the Venus Arms Hotel and Towers. He seemed nervous and in a slight panic. Now, a mysterious stranger has arrived in Chasm Valley via the 10am train. And he is inquiring about Danny.

Lending their voices in this episode are Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com) as the stranger; John Bell (thebatfry.com) as the Grassssssside Greene resident; Nathan Alvord as the maître 'd; and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Special Guest: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Special Guest: John Bell, from the "Bell's in the Batfry" podcast>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon, Post and BlueSky>> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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It looks like Danny Hillcrest is in over his head this time!

It's the beginning of another April in Middling Fair. As you may know, the fourth month of the year is traditionally a time of chaos in town. And this year appears to be no exception. Even the Narrator is having issues! But it is Danny Hillcrest that seems to be serving as the lightning rod for disaster this time around. His attempts at selling his holiday rom com script to Hollywood have been less than successful. While that's unfortunate, it's not enough to cause a panic. And yet, Danny is jumpy. Scratch that. Danny is EXTRA jumpy. But why?

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy; Nathan Alvord as the maître 'd; and Gary J. Chambers (garyjchambersvo.com) as the Narrator.

>> Special Guest: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on The Site Formerly Known As Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon and Post >> Give us a call via the Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Transportation troubles.

Our regular cast of characters are all still busy working on this year's big, multi-part story. Even Danny Hillcrest is unavailable. Although rumor has it Danny will be back very soon with some info on Summer movie. Until then, we're once again daring to step inside Clinton's mind to find out what's bouncing around in there. Listen and be amazed.

This time, it seems that Clinton finds himself confused by everything that has to do with transportation. And we do mean everything.

First, he completely misunderstands the wording in a seemingly harmless TV commercial. The request the ad makes sounds reasonable enough -- to most folks. But it soon lands our host in a lot of trouble with the law. To make matters even worse, while Clinton is trying to deal with that problem, he gets some shocking news. Someone has gone and changed the name of a beloved transportation icon. What? Why? Clinton has to find out. All this is enough to make his mind begin to question everthing that has to do with our highways and byways. He even begins to question the wisdom of the markings that guide us along our way.

You may never look at roads the same way again.

>> Support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Not able to be a patron? Consider buying Clinton some coffee>> Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, Mastodon and Post >> Listener Phone Line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Image of truck by Sean Harrington; photo of street by WEI J, both via Pixabay.>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Clinton takes a look at numbers.

We all use letters and numbers ever day and never stop to think about them. But that doesn't stop Clinton's brain from looking at them sideways. In this episode he questions everything about every single number after 13. It could leave you wondering about digits, too.

Of course, that logically leads him to questions about every single letter in the alphabet. Truly life-changing stuff here.

He also brings up an odd news story about humpback whales and somehow ties that in with his discussion of letters and numbers. Blame this whole digit dilemma on his odd brain.

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Heading down underground.

For the first time in months, Cindy decides to visit The Tunnels. But she is still hesitant to make the trip. With all the spheres gone, the space is now without power or water and sits all but abandoned. What will she find in the labyrinth of corridors and chambers? Before she can answer that question though, she has to deal with Danny Hillcrest. It seems the would-be screenwriter is still trying to sell a rom-com script to the streaming services – with little success. He describes a re-write that he hopes will be a winner.

Lending their voice in this episode is Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy.

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A missing jewel means it's mystery time!

When a priceless sapphire goes missing, there's only one detective to call. But they aren't available, so Detective Haartte will have to do. In this episode you'll follow along as Middling Fair's top private eye arrives at the scene of the crime to make sure justice is served and the perpetrator gets the bill. There's only one problem – ever since the case of the Waffle Batter Sphere was solved, Haartte's ego has been out of control. Will it affect his ability to solve this mystery? Lending their voice in this episode is "Krazy Joe" Fiore from "Krazy Joe" Adventures.

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High hopes for a Hollywood hit

Danny Hillcrest dreams of creating a blockbuster movie. But will that ever happen? After all, he has tried before. Who can forget his script for...uh...we forget. But maybe he'll pull it off this time. What do you think?

In this episode you get to hear Danny's latest swing at getting invited to a high-powered meeting in Tinseltown. It's a pitch for one of those holiday rom com movies that seem to breed like reindeer. The format is so popular, he figures he can't lose. But it's Danny, so we're sure he'll find a way. Follow along as Danny ticks off as many boxes as possible in the genre's format. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll probably shake your head and wonder "Why, Danny? Why?"

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as GrandMama; Grant Johnson (VoiceGranted.com) as Ash; and Madison Hatfield as Ellie.

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From Sphere to Eternity

In the final chapter of our musical story, Brax Higgins has activated the mysterious Waffle Batter sphere. As a result, all the other spheres from The Tunnels have surrounded him, forming an impressive, whirling wall of light. It seems he may now have unlimited power. Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas tries to find out what the disgraced former Little Wicker Baskets executive plans to do. And Mayor Rory, along with a rather disgruntled mob, have arrived at One Pasta Place. It seems that The Tunnels are the source of all the water and power drains in town. The Mayor demands that Cindy shut The Tunnels down. Things certainly look bleak. Can anyone save Middling Fair?

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Kreg Stepp, from the podcasts "Technorama" and "The Topic is Trek" as the Soldier; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama and The Topic is Trek podcasts>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

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Get That Waffle!

The final race to locate the Waffle Batter sphere is on! Those pesky evildoers, Brax Higgins and Bad Note Billy, were the first to arrive at One Pasta Place in Middling Fair. That gives them the advantage in the search. Uh oh! If they are the ones to find the sphere first, there's no telling what trouble they could unleash. Fortunately, Detective Haartte, General Kalamity, the Magenta Fedoras and the rest of the gang are on the case. But can they locate the two prison escapees in time? Can Cindy get in touch with Romeo Sykes and learn how the sphere works? So many questions. And time is running out!

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief, Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (WindowToTheMagic.com) as 10 Toes;;and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

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A Passage To Placeholder

With Kipper and Mulligan now on the bus, and Old Porcupine in tow, Princess reaches the bottom of the road leading into Chasm Valley. That means it's time for Cindy to try to maneuver the vehicle through the unluckiest town in the tri-state area, Grassssssside Greene. But that's not the only problem. If the converted 1976 Tiara Megacoach tri-axle school bus makes it out of the danger zone, they still have to deal with Captain Broughha and the Magenta Fedoras and stop Higgins and Bad Note Billy!

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief, Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (WindowToTheMagic.com) as 10 Toes;; "Krazy Joe" Fiore, from Krazy Joe Adventures (KrazyJoeAdventures.com) as the Police Officer; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Star: "Krazy Joe" Fiore, from Krazy Joe Adventures>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

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The KRAWLR bump

Cindy and Detective Haartte find themselves in last place in the race to find the Waffle Batter sphere. They now need to push Princess to the limit. But the road into Chasm Valley was not designed for buses traveling at high speeds. It is a series of hairpin turns leading from the rim to the valley floor. And rumblings coming from the converted 1967 Tiara Megacoach tri-axle school bus could mean trouble. Meanwhile, Kipper and Mulligan make their move to pass the KRAWLR. They want to be first in the pursuit of Higgins and Bad Note Billy. Is Captain Broughha going to let that happen? What do you think?

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief, Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (WindowToTheMagic.com) as 10 Toes;; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

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Fool's Gold Rush

It appears Brax Higgins may have figured out a way to get into Chasm Valley. But how? There is a huge police roadblock covering the one and only road into and out of the valley. Did Bad Note Billy give him some advice? That's doubtful. Regardless, if the disgraced former Little Wicker Baskets executive makes it through, he could get to the Waffle Batter sphere before anyone else. And that would be bad. Cindy and Detective Haartte have also almost reached the valley. With the KRAWLR and Kipper and Mulligan close behind.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy; "Krazy Joe" Fiore, from Krazy Joe Adventures (KrazyJoeAdventures.com) as Police Officer 1, K. H. Brower, author of the solarpunk series The Bosque Family Adventures (KHBrower.com) as Police Officer 2; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: "Krazy Joe" Fiore, from Krazy Joe Adventures>> K.H. Brower, author of the Bosque Family Adventures>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Serving Up Trouble

Brax Higgins and Bad Note Billy are on the lose and headed for Chasm Valley. Cindy and Detective Haartte head back to Princess, the converted 1976 Tiara Megacoach tri-axle school bus, in an attempt to beat the evil-doers back to the Middling Fair. However, Captain Broughha and the Magenta Fedoras are standing right by the bus. Kipper and Mulligan are also getting ready to leave Carillon Historical Park. But now without causing a bit more trouble. Accidentally, of course.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (WindowToTheMagic.com) as 10 Toes; John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast (TheBatfry.com) as the Tattoo Parlor Owner; Tracey Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast (DisneyIndiana.com) as the Cafe Patron; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest star: Tracey Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast>> Guest star: John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Hats Off To Haartte

Cindy and Detective Haartte, as well as the group of artists, Mulligan, Kipper and Captain Broughha and the Magenta Fedoras have all arrived at the fabled Deeds Carillon. But, now that the massive bell tower stands before them, they seem clueless on how to proceed. That's not good. If Cindy and Detective Haartte can't locate the Waffle Batter sphere soon, there will be total chaos in Middling Fair. And Mayor Rory will have no choice but to shut down The Tunnels. Cindy and Haartte are also about to get some disturbing news on another front from Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas. It never rains, but it pours, even in Carillon Historical Park!

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Grant Johnson (VoiceGranted.com) as Mark Blumchen; Paul Barrie, from A Window to the Magic (WindowToTheMagic.com) as 10 Toes; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest star: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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An Exclusive Chided Tour

Mark Blumchen, honorary Mayor of Carillon Historical Park, invites everyone on a special "Carillon Day" tour of the grounds. In fact, it looks like the tour will be the only way anyone can get to the Deeds Carillon. Cindy and Detective Haartte believe the Waffle Batter sphere is located somewhere in the vicinity of the structure. But the tour guide, Casey Combs, appears to be having some issues. And she is not shy about sharing them. The tour group also includes a small collection of artists, KIpper, Mulligan and, unfortunately, Captain Broughha and the Magenta Fedoras. This promises to be one unique walk in the park.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Grant Johnson (VoiceGranted.com) as Mark Blumchne; Taylor Coriell (TaylorCoriell.com) as Casey Combs; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Taylor Coriell, taylorcoriell.com>> Guest star: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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The Band Played On And On

Princess, the converted 1976 Tiara Megacoach tri-axle school bus, has finally reached the city limits of Dayton, Ohio. Now, Detective Haartte and Cindy have to try to lose the caravan or artists chasing the bus. It's a mad dash through the Gem City. In addition, Captain Broughha and the Magenta Fedoras have managed to break away from the convoy of other military vehicles and are in hot pursuit of Princess.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (WindowToTheMagic.com), as 10 Toes; Grant Johnson (VoiceGranted.com) as Mark Blumchen; Madison Hatfield as the Little Girl; Scott Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast (DisneyIndiana.com), as the Photographer; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest star: Grant Johnson, voicegranted.com>> Guest star: Madison Hatfield>> Guest star: Scott Morris from the Disney, Indiana podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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A Recalculated Risk

Buzz and General Kalamity argue over the best location to search for the Waffle Batter sphere. That is, until someone else steps in as the voice of reason. Cindy and Detective Haartte turn the bus around, headed towards the new destination. But it's only a matter of time until the group of artists, including Kipper, Mulligan and Goggles catch on. Likewise for Captain Broughha and the Magenta Fedoras. Can Princess stay ahead of the pack and get to the sphere first?

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (windowtothemagic.com) as 10 Toes; Kreg Steppe from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com) as Soldier; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest star: Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Big Trouble in Little Detroit

Cindy and Detective Haartte have concluded that Princess, the converted 1976 Tiara Megacoach tri-axle school bus, is headed in the wrong direction. They reason that the Waffle Batter sphere is not at Niagara Falls. Seeking help, they contact General Kalamity and Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas to figure out what to do. Somehow, the solution involves a flashback to our 2020 Podcast-a-Day story. Buzz also speaks with Warden Dr. Dewayne Churr.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy; Cameron McGrath as Automated Phone System Voice ; John Bell, from the "Bell's in the Batfry" podcast (thebatfry.com) as Romeo Sykes; Kreg Steppe from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com) as Soldier; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as Warden Doctor Dewayne Churr and the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Cameron McGrath, @camgottaplan on Twitter>> Guest star: Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Bordering on Bewilderment

At last! The tanker truck has arrived and the Ottertown Truck Stop has gas again. Now, Captain Broughha is intent on having the KRAWLR be first in line to get it refilled – even though he was the last to arrive at the station. Meanwhile, on board Princess, the converted 1976 Tiara Megacoach tri-axle school bus, Cindy and Detective Haartte discuss the mission to locate the Waffle Batter sphere. They examine the evidence they have and come to a shocking conclusion..

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Chief and Cindy; John Bell, from the "Bell's in the Batfry" podcast (thebatfry.com) as the Station Owner; Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (windowtothemagic.com), as 10 Toes; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Guest star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Rock and Ruse

While waiting for gas to arrive at the Ottertown Truck Stop, everyone finds themselves in the station's so-called "De-luxe Parking Lot." That includes the artists and their odd art-project vehicles, Goggles, Kipper, Mulligan and, now. Captain Broughha and the Magenta Fedoras. This could get messy. But, rather than trying to hide, Goggles suggests they openly share everything they know about the golden sphere with Broughha. That doesn't sound like a very good plan.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Chief; John Bell, from the "Bell's in the Batfry" podcast (thebatfry.com) as the Station Owner; Cameron McGrath as Artist Floyd; K. H. Browers, author of the solarpunk series The Bosque Family Adventures (khbrower.com) as Artist Jane; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Guest star: Cameron McGrath, @camgottaplan on Twitter>> K.H. Brower, author of the Bosque Family Adventures>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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This Stop Is The Pits

The band of artists pursuing Princess have pulled off the highway. Their makeshift vehicles were not designed for long-range shenanigans. What they need is a place to gas up and go. However, what they find is the Ottertown Truck Stop. And this place is putting out a very creepy vibe. Have the artists painted themselves into a corner? A corner full of monsters?

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as the Snow Globe Artist; John Bell, from the "Bell's in the Batfry" podcast (thebatfry.com) as the Station Owner; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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That Empty Feeling

Mayor Rory pays an unannounced visit to The Tunnels. He is looking for a status update on the search for the Waffle Batter sphere. He is desperate to have the power and water problems in Middling Fair resolved. People are beginning to complain very loudly. And, the pressure of dealing with the constant power cuts seems to be affecting Mayor Rory in a rather odd way. Derrick steps in and explains what is happening to both the town and the Mayor.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Too-Much-Talk Radio

Deep within The Tunnels, trouble is brewing. Captain Broughha and the rest of the Magenta Fedoras have made it to the library. They are searching for the books that detail everything about the amazing spheres that power every aspect of the underground facility. But Broughha, Chief and 10 Toes soon get some more information, from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Kipper and Mulligan speak with Goggles, as the convoy of artists continues to pursue Princess.

Lending their voices in this episode include Bonnie Kenderdine as Chief; Kreg Steppe as the Soldier and Chuck Tomasi as Old Man Spooner, both from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com); Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (windowtothemagic.com), as 10 Toes; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Stars: Kreg Steppe and Chuck Tomasi, from the Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Guest Star: Tracey Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Kipper loses control

Princess, the 1976 Tiara Megacoach tri-axle former school bus, is still headed away from Chasm Valley on a mission. Fortunately for Cindy and Detective Haartte, General Kalamity left his gear on board the bus. They find his special long-range walkie talkie and are able to contact the rest of the team in The Tunnels. They learn that Princess is being followed! A group of artists, driving every sort of weird, rickety vehicle, have decided to follow Princess. Each of them hope to be the one to locate the Waffle Batter sphere. Among the pursuing party are Kipper and Mulligan, aboard their motorcycle and sidecar, nicknamed Old Porcupine.

Lending their voices in this episode include Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy; Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com) as the Soldier; the crashing artists were played by Scott Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast (disneyindiana.com), Madison Hatfield, Grant Johnson (voicegranted.com), and K. H. Brower, author of the solarpunk series The Bosque Family Adventures (khbrower.com); and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Guest star: Scott Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast>> Madison Hatfield>> Grant Johnson, VoiceGranted.com>> K.H. Brower, author of the Bosque Family Adventures>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Berating Buzz

It's time to get back to the search for the Waffle Batter sphere. As Act II opens, Cindy and Detective Haartte are racing out of Chasm Valley. Meanwhile, Captain Broughha and the rest of the Magenta Fedoras are trying to make their way into The Tunnels. They are blocked by all the artists with motorized contraptions trying to get out of the underground passageways. What a mess! And Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas is to blame for half the chaos. He made the mistake of thinking people had betrayed him, so he let everyone in The Tunnels know about the golden sphere.

Lending their voices in this episode include Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (windowtothemagic.com), as 10 Toes; Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com), as the Soldier; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie and Calvin Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Stars: Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Unrelated to anything

With Act I over and Act II yet to begin, that leaves us at intermission. But don't go running to the lobby for overpriced drinks and snacks just yet. We're giving you an interlude. A strange interlude. Clinton has invited Bonnie to join him in performing a classic comedy routine. Naturally, things will not go well. But that's half the fun, isn't it? After you have a listen, feel free to head to the concession stand.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as herself and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Going for the gold

The end of Act I has arrived. With the fate of The Tunnnels on the line, the soldier has the KRULR, better known simply as "Princess," ready to roll. The bus will take the gang in search of the Waffle Batter sphere. But Cindy is reluctant to leave. It seems she has made a promise that she's determined to keep. Elsewhere in The Tunnels, Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas is busy with his own extremely over-complicated task. And Old Man Spooner makes a shocking discovery that could change his whole world. As if that were not enough, just outside The Tunnels, Captain Broughha continues to behave in a strange manner, much to the dismay of his fellow Magenta Fedoras, Chief and 10 Toes.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Paul Barrie as 10 Toes and Calvin Barrie as Ren Fair Merchant 1, both from the A Window to the Magic podcast (windowtothemagic.com); Joe Fiore, from MegaPodTastic (megapodtastic.com), as Ren Fair Merchant 2; Chuck Tomasi as Old Man Spooner and Kreg Steppe as the Soldier, both from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com); and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie and Calvin Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Stars: Chuck Tomasi and Kreg Steppe, both from the Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Joe Fiore, from MegaPodTastic>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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The Princess and the Governor

It looks like Captain Broughha has begun to make his move. The KRAWLR assault vehicle has taken up position right outside the entrance to The Tunnels. Or at least the corridor that leads to The Tunnels. Meanwhile, Cindy has asked another person for help in the search for the Waffle Batter sphere. This thing appears to be becoming the worst-kept secret in Middling Fair! But, while the gang has to wait for Princess to arrive at the library end of The Tunnels, we get to jump over to the bus and hear Old Man Spooner sing a song. It may be the last moment of peace we get as the story heats up.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (windowtothemagic.com) as 10 Toes; Chuck Tomasi as Old Man Spooner and Kreg Steppe as the Soldier, both from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com); and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Stars: Chuck Tomasi and Kreg Steppe, both from the Technorama podcast and The Topic is Trek podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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A Towering Connection

Even though Brax Higgins didn't give Buzz and Haartte much to go on, everyone needs to take their best guess at deciding where to go to search for the Waffle Batter sphere. After all, time is running out. Mayor Rory had only given Cindy a few days to correct the power and water problems the other spheres are causing. Locating the Waffle Batter sphere is critical to saving both The Tunnels and Middling Fair. But, before Buzz can join Cindy and Detective Haartte, who are already trying to decipher Higgins cryptic clues, he must conduct a The Tunnels radio interview with Kipper and Mulligan.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Prison Bound and Determined

Buzz "Scoop' Crackerjack Thomas and Detective Haartte travel to the town of Convenience to speak with former Little Wicker Baskets executive, Brax Higgins. That could prove awkward. Higgins is currently in jail, and it was an investigation by Thomas and Haartte that put him there. But Buzz and Haartte believe Higgins has information critical to finding the Waffle Batter sphere. If only they could be a certain that he will cooperate. Meanwhile, at Camp Parmenter, Chief and 10 Toes finally start to get some idea of what lies ahead for them when Captain Broughha gives his fellow Magenta Fedoras a briefing.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Chief; Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast (windowtothemagic.com), as 10 Toes; and Gary J. Chambers (GaryJChambersVO.com) as Warden Doctor Dewayne Churr and the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Paul Barrie from the A Window to the Magic podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Let's make a deal

Buzz has information that could be helpful in locating the Waffle Batter sphere. But Detective Haartte and Cindy are reluctant to let him help. They fear he will publish information about the sphere, causing a panic in town. Meanwhile, Brax Higgins is finding that prison is no escape from his problems. Bad Note Billy is now constantly practicing his harmonica skills. And yet, he seems to be getting worse as time goes by. Elsewhere, Mayor Rory and Derrick worry about the state of affairs in Middling Fair. The power and water issues are reaching the breaking point. Will things get worse before they get better? Of course they will. We're only a third of the way through the story!

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and a member of the assembled crowd. The crowd also includes Scott and Tracey Morris from the Disney, Indiana podcast (disneyindiana.com) and Joe Fiore from MegaPodTastic (megapodastic.com). And Warden Doctor Dewayne Churr, as well as the Narrator, are played by Gary J. Chambers, (GaryJChambersVO.com).

>> Guest Stars: Scott and Tracey Morris from the Disney, Indiana podcast>> Guest Star: Joe Fiore from MegaPodTastic>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Powerful problems

Trying to win a bet with his boss, Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas attempts to secure a studio in The Tunnels. But this is no ordinary wager. If Buzz does not deliver a viral story, he will lose his job. Cindy speaks with Detective Haartte, hoping the sleuth can help her find the Waffle Batter sphere. She does not have much time to find the sphere and try to stop the power and water problems happening in town. Haartte recounts how the power issues ruined one of his cases. Meanwhile, disgraced former Little Wicker Baskets executive, Brax Higgins, tries to get a moment of peace away from his cellmate, Bad Note Billy.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy, John Bell (thebatfry.com) as the Disgruntled Artist, Chuck Tomasi (chuckchat.com/technorama and thetopicistrek.com) as Old Man Spooner, Madison Hatfield as the Woman Suspect, and Gary J. Chambers, (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Madison Hatfield>> Guest Star: John Bell, from the Bell's in the Batfry podcast>> Guest Star: Chuck Tomasi from the Technorama and The Topic is Trek podcasts>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Creative Riding

Now set up in their studio, Kipper and Mulligan attempt to "become artists." But the former bumbling henchmen are finding it hard to make the transition. Fortunately, Goggles stops by to check in on them. Goggles has years of experience being a creator. He tries to teach Kipper and Mulligan the fundamentals by introducing them to some of the other artists in The Tunnels. And it is quite an eclectic assortment of creators.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Patty, Grant Johnson (VoiceGranted.com) as Raphael, and Gary J. Chambers, (GaryJChambersVO.com) as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Grant Johnson, VoiceGranted.com>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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The Waffle Truth

The Tunnels have reached maximum capacity – 721 studios filled with artists of all types! And it happened much faster than Cindy ever expected it would But now she realizes she must share some information with Mayor Rory and Derrick. It's a secret she discovered while reading some of the books that Romeo Sykes left behind. The books are also on the mind of Captain Broughha. In fact, the good Captain pays a visit to General Kalamity, once again trying to convince the General to force Cindy to turn over the volumes. Can he succeed where he has failed so many times before?

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine, as Cindy and Chief; Kreg Steppe, from the Technorama podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and The Topic is Trek podcast (thetopicistrek.com), as Soldier; and Gary J. Chambers, GaryJChambersVO.com as the Narrator.

>> Guest Star: Kreg Steppe from the Technorama and The Topic is Trek podcasts>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Seven Hundred And Twenty One

Acting on some advice, Mulligan and Kipper attempt to bring their motorcycle/sidecar, "Old Porcupine," to The Tunnels. But the entrance to the underground facility is guarded by an automated system. Can they get past it? Or is this the end of the road? Elsewhere in Middling Fair, Mayor Rory has summoned Cindy to a meeting at Town Hall. It seems the Mayor has some questions about The Tunnels. And only Cindy can provide the answers. We are also treated to a performance by Danny Hillcrest.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine, and Gary J. Chambers, GaryJChambersVO.com.

>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Headline headaches

Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas is all set to take on his next assignment. But the new Editor-in-Chief disagrees with Buzz's choice of topics and tries to substitute another story. Who will win that "discussion"? Elsewhere in Middling Fair, power and water issues continue to run wild. A certain local business is in danger of running out of a critical resource.. We also visit the town of Convenience, where Brax Higgins is trying to deal with his new cellmate, Bad Note Billy.

Lending their voices in this episode are Tracey Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast, at DisneyIndiana.com, and Gary J. Chambers, GaryJChambersVO.com.

>> Guest Star: Tracey Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sound effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Thoroughly modern methods.

Abby Falmacher and her team from the Venus Arms Hotel & Towers try to enjoy themselves at the big Middling Fair festival. But Abby is preoccupied with thoughts of the damage Brax Higgins caused at her Little Wicker Baskets company. And Cap, the hotel bell captain, is surprised to find himself in a trick situation of his own. Meanwhile, in the nearby town of Convenience, Higgins arrives at the state prison commonly known as "The Cage." He, too, is in for a bit of a surprise.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine, Scott Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast, at DisneyIndiana.com, and Gary J. Chambers, GaryJChambersVO.com.

>> Guest Star: Scott Morris, from the Disney, Indiana podcast>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> Thanks to David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work

>> To listen to the story from the beginning, GO HERE.>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sounds effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Shelter from the storm.

As April begins (just go with us on this one), the residents of Middling Fair are listening to Mayor Rory's Founder's Day speech. The speech will be followed by a few traditions. One of them is a fun carnival. The other is a bit more "escapist." Elsewhere, Kipper and Mulligan find themselves unemployed, now that they no longer work for Brax Higgins. But an opportunity is about to come their way.

This year's story will be a bit different than in years past. Just listen to the first episode and you'll be able to hear it. This event continues every Monday, Wednesday and Friday through the beginning of August 2022. Subscribe (it's free) to the show to be sure you catch all the new episodes.

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine and "Krazy Joe" Fiore, from Megapodtastic, at Megapodtastic.com.

>> Guest Star: "Krazy Joe" Fiore from Megapodcastic>> Guest Star: Gary J. Chambers, narration, voiceover and stage>> David Wappel and everyone in the Virtual Writer's Cafe>> Eternal thanks to Gillian Morschedi for all the brainstorming work>> Want to help support the show? Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Map image courtesy of Monstera via Pexels >> Certain sounds effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Brax Higgins has his day in court

Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas covers the arraignment of former Little Wicker Baskets executive, Braxton Higgins. But Buzz has to share screen time with someone else. What will happen to Higgins? And what about Kipper and Mulligan? Will they share the same fate as the man who hired them? (Run time: 10 min)

Lending their voice in this episode is Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher.

>> Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Gavel image courtesy of VBlock, via Pixabay. >> Certain sounds effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Plans begin to unfold (and unravel)

As the month of April approaches, things start to get hectic in and around Chasm Valley. Traveling to The Tunnels under Middling Fair, Captain Broughha once again tries to obtain some important books. Only now it seems he is no longer interested in playing by the rules. Meanwhile, in nearby Pleasant View, Detective Haartte and Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas interview an important lead. The Little Wicker executive is key to both of their investigations. Even so, Haartte has trouble putting the case ahead of his empty stomach. (Run time: 20 min)

Lending their voice in this episode is Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief.

>> Become a comedy4cast patron with Patreon and get episodes before everyone else!>> Follow us on Twitter>> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: (213) 290-4451>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Taco image courtesy of chiplanay, PatternPictures; background pattern courtesy of PublicDomainPictures. Both via Pixabay. >> Certain sounds effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org

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Broughha and Abby try to find some answers

Captain Broughha has made a big discovery. At least it is to him. He's learned that Cindy is in possession of some important books. The books contain information on the spheres used in The Tunnels. But the Captain has a problem. He needs General Kalamity's help if he is going to get his hands on them. Elsewhere in Middling Fair, Abby Falmacher pays a visit to Detective Haartte. And it isn't a social call. She wants to hire the private eye to investigate several troubling and mysterious incidents. (Run time: 14 min)

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Abby Falmacher and Chief and Kreg Steppe, from the 'Technorama" podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and "The Topic is Trek" podcast (thetopicistrek.com) as the Soldier.

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General Kalamity gets an unexpected delivery

It took over a year, but General Kalamity is about to get an item he special ordered for Camp Parmenter back in 2021. It is something he never thought he would see. However, the General quickly learns that his shiny new toy comes with its own set of problems. Meanwhile, from his studio located in the tunnels beneath Middling Fair, Lenny Treetop is recording an episode of his "Basically Podcast Show." As usual, Cindy is there to serve as his unofficial co-host. But when Lenny spills some tea about what is happening in the underground labyrinth, Cindy is not pleased. She was deeded the tunnels by Romeo Sykes and the Badger People and sees them as her responsibility. (Run time: 12 min)

Lending their voices in this episode are Bonnie Kenderdine as Cindy and Chief; Paul Barrie, of the "Window to the Magic" podcast (windowtothemagic.com) as 10 Toes; and Kreg Steppe, from the "Technorama" podcast (chuckchat.com/technorama) and "The Topic is Trek" podcast (thetopicistrek.com) as the Soldier.

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Abby Falmacher is being followed!

The owner of The Little Wicker Baskets Company travels to a basket factory in Franklin, Ohio. She's trying to find out why production of her little wicker wonders seems to be slowing down. But she isn't' the only one who has made the trip. Kipper and Mulligan are also in town. The two would-be henchmen have been given orders to "take care of" Abby. And a factory full of dangerous machinery might just prove be the perfect place to carry out their mission.

Lending their voice this episode is Bonnie Kenderdine, playing Abby Falmacher and Chauncey.

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Can you solve this high-octane case?

It's time for you to match wits with Middling Fair's best (and only) private investigator. Detective Haartte has run across an unusual automobile accident. And someone is uber dead! (Run time: 10 minutes)

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If you can't trust Honest Bob, who can you trust?

In this episdoe, Mulligan has trouble with some hot soup. Meanwhile, Kipper speaks with the duo's mysterious boss about a new assignment. Then it's off to Honest Bob's to pick out a new set of wheels. (Run time: 12 min.)

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When write-ins go wrong!

Middling Fair's half-sister town, Grassssssside Greene, has been without a mayor since April. Has that been a problem? Not really. But now, in an election sure to go down in history, the good (but eternally unlucky) citizens of G.G. are about to put someone new in charge. Who will it be? The results are guaranteed to be shocking. (Run time: 10 minutes)Lending their voice this episode is Bonnie Kenderdine.

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Transcript

Show Transcript
SCENE 1: INT. AUDITORIUM - EVENING
MUSIC: ELECTION NEWS THEME IN AND UNDER
ANNOUNCER:Election coverage continues. Grassssssside Greene Picks a New Mayor. Here, from the Garfield "Lucky" Dubois Memorial Auditorium in Grassssssside Greene - it's Buzz "Cracked Up" Thompson.
MUSIC: THEME ENDS
SOUND: PEOPLE MILLING ABOUT IN THE AUDITORIUM
BUZZ:Can we get that fixed for the next break? This is, in fact, Buzz "Scoop" Crackerjack Thomas, ace investigative field reporter for the Middling Fair Courier Times Roman Bold Italic.
Hello, Mr. And Ms. Election Night junkies. The polls are now closed in Grassssssside Greene. As well as everything else here in town. This place rolls up the sidewalk at dusk. Probably a good idea after their legendary zombie invasion. But back to the elections. As you know, by this point, this reporter would normally be able to project a winner. However, the words "Normal, "Winner" and "Grassssssside Greene" go together like peanut butter and Jell-o. Every citizen over the age of 18 was allowed to vote, and the ballot is 100% write-in, making it impossible to call the election early. Gah. Don't these people know I have a hard-out at 9 PM. Apparently reruns of "Cougar Town" score big with our core demographic. Who are you people?
DANNY:I love "Cougar Town"! Do you really think Courtney Cox murdered Busy Philips?
BUZZ:Great Shadows of Diane Sawyer! What are you doing here, Hillcrest!
DANNY:Your editorial Editor-in-Chief, Mrs. Alabaster sent me over. She said you were tanking and needed my help.
BUZZ:Oh. Did she?
DANNY:Where's the tank? Are we bobbing for apple sauce?
BUZZ:(addressing audience)Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.(pause)Listen, Hillcrest. I don't care what Alabaster told you, elections are my beat. I've been unknowingly influencing the direction of last-minute voters for decades.
SOUND: INTERCOM CLICKS ON
DIRECTOR (OVER SPEAKER):Hey, guys.
SOUND: INTERCOM CLICKS OFF
BUZZ:I don't need a Gen X L boomer coming in here and…
SOUND: INTERCOM CLICKS ON
FLOOR MANAGER:Uh, guys. Just so you know, we never went to a commercial. We don't have any sponsors for this show.
BUZZ:Oh. Uh. "Aaaaaaand scene." As they say in the improv world.
DANNYI love improv! I wonder who writes all that stuff?
BUZZ:Back to our coverage. This reporter..
MUSIC: ELECTION NEWS THEME IN AND UNDER
ANNOUNCER:Now, Election coverage continues. Grassssssside Greene Picks a New Mayor.
BUZZ:(in background)I didn't realize they were going to run this again.
ANNOUNCER:Here, from the Garfield "Lucky" Dubois Memorial Auditorium in Grassssssside Greene is Danny Hillcrest.(as an afterthought)Oh, and Buzz Corndog is here too.
DANNY:Hi! Danny Hillcrest here!
BUZZ:(under his breath)I have a Peabody Award.
DANNY:It's crazily wild here in the gym tonight. Not "'Carrie' has gone insane" crazy, but it does have a kind of "Back to the Future 2" "Enchantment Under the Sea Dance" vibe.
BUZZ:(through clenched teeth)Thank you for that color commentary, Danny.
DANNY:Colors? Sure. The gym auditorium hall is bathed in 60 watt equivalent LED bulbs. And I can use my phone to control them.

More Odd News than you can handle!

It's the last day of the 2021 Dog Days of Podcasting. That means it's time to roll up the carpet on our daily Odd News stories until next August. But, before we close the books on this odd Summer, Clinton wants to share a few special headlines with you. (Run time: 7-1/2 minutes)

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Transcript:

CLINTON

Oh, hi there. Clinton here. And here isn't today's odd news story.

See, we've reached the end of the 2021 Dog Days of Podcasting event. I could bring you one more Odd News story, but I've collected so many. It just doesn't seem fair to have any of them fade away without recognizing their true absurdity. No, these stories are too Odd to go to waste.

Sure, I could save them for next year. But if doing this two years in a row has taught me anything, is that odd is a constant. There will be more insanity between now and next August. And then, during the next Dog Days, you and I will share those small tears in the fabric of the universe.

So, let us end the 2021 Dog Days of Podcasting with a countdown of the 32 oddest story headlines we didn't get a chance to cover.

32: France's Macron: I will not surrender my umbrella

31: Georgia firefighters help ‘embarrassed’ raccoon out of a jam

30: Doritos pay teen £15,000 for super rare 'puffed out' nacho chip

29: Loose wallaby captured in Pennsylvania, origins remain a mystery.

28: Single teacher breaks off engagement and marries herself in (£50) wedding instead

27: Identical twin women find love with identical twin brothers - and all live together

26: Police respond to report of home intruder, find robot vacuum

25: Man finds $130,000 taped to bottom of used fridge

24: Bear tears up car, leaves beer cans unopened after getting trapped inside vehicle in Colorado

23: Finalists announced in search for America's Best Restroom

22: Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantine

21: Man builds drivable Navy destroyer on golf cart

20: 'I live in the Tower of London - I've seen ghosts and need permission to leave'

19: Animal rescuers in Iowa find reported loose gator was plush toy

18: British Columbia singer breaks record for lowest note by a female.

17: Woman wearing fox costume chases daughter down Chicago streets.

16: A Small Florida Town Accidentally Sold Its Water Tower For $55,000

15: Silver monolith torched in Congo after mysterious appearance

14: Couple who 'couldn't afford a Lamborghini' decided to buy a hearse instead

13: Police Say A Cicada Is Responsible For A Car Crash In Ohio

12: Man who died 3,000 years ago with 790 injuries is earliest known shark attack victim

11: Goose flying upside down was showing off to friends, say experts

10: Groom goes to wrong wedding venue, nearly marries a stranger in Indonesia

9: Listen to the music of a spider's web. Tell me what do you hear?8: Woman explains why you should always 'stay away' from random staircases in the woods

7: Feline okay? The app that tells you if your cat's happy

6: Mechanic customizes car to shoot flames from headlights

5: Man bowls a perfect game with ball containing his father's ashes

4: Fish with mouth of human-like teeth caught in North Carolina

3: Noah’s Ark impounded in Ipswich for not having paperwork to say it’s seaworthy

1: Backseat cows spotted in Wisconsin McDonald's drive-through line

1: Doctors figure out why woman was lactating from her ar...

Historians witness history on the move.

What do a simple farmer, a bunch of historians and Napoleon have to do with each other? They probably didn't all share an Uber. Find out what it's all about by listening to this Odd News story. (Run time: 5 minutes)

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Transcript:

CLINTON

Since the dawn of civilization, people have defended their homes, their tribes and, eventually, the borders of their countries. Wars have been waged, harsh words spoken, and even the occasional finger has been wagged in a very impolite way. Manors people, manors. We're not animals.

But, recently, one farmer overturned the applecart of history by single-handedly changing the internationally-recognized border between two nations. And they did it without firing a single shot, bribing a single official, or even having a clue that they were doing it.

While tending their fields, a Belgian farmer moved a 330-pound stone out of the path of their tractor. Presumably using the tractor to accomplish this task. I mean, unless there's a superhero aspect to this story that I missed.

Anyway, the farmer moved the stone 7 and a half feet and when on about the business of tending their crops. What crops? I don't know. Let's say pretzels. And not the tiny ones. The big, honkin' size-of-your-head pretzels. The key is salting them at just the right time, because if it rains, all your work gets washed away.

but let's dog ear that for now.

What the farmer didn't know was that a roaming band of historians were out and about in the area. Side note: if you ever run into a wild pack of historians, don't run, they smell fear. Simply ask them to explain the transition between the middle ages and the renaissance. While they're busy arguing the finer points of traditional beliefs that it stems from the rise of humanism versus the modern opinion that the term is a meaningless delineation, you can slip away.

On this particular day, the historians were studying stones that are used to mark the 620 kilometer border between Belgium and France. These massive markers were put in place under the 1820 Treaty of Kortrijk, after Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo in 1815.

All was going well. Until they discovered, to their horror, that one of the stones had been moved 7 and a half feet into what was, or had been up until that moment, Bousignies-sur-roc, France.

That's right. In the farmer's desire to speed the process of tilling their pretzel fields, the Belgian had unwittingly moved a section of the Franco-Belgian border by 2.3 meters.

When Mayor David Lavaux, of Erquelinnes, Belgium was notified about the incident, he said "Belgium and our municipality are enlarged! The French don't agree, obviously."

We're not sure how many troops were dispatched to the area, or how many calls he received from the United Nations, NATO and Rand McNally, but Lavaux added, "Gonna have to put things back in place."

Lavaux said the farmer will not face any legal consequences if they returns the stone to its original position. However, the farmer may be considering another option. If enough of the border stones rest on their property, it might be possible to place the rocks in a circle, forming the new, independent nation of "Pretzel-vania!"

SOUND: CLAP OF THUNDER

CLINTON

(LAUGHING.) Ah, ha, ha. But for now, that's it, we're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye.

Sharks will find a way.

Something unusual has happened at an aquarium on the island of Sardinia. That gives us an excuse to head back to Europe to investigate another water-based Odd News story. (Run time: 4 minutes)

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Transcript:

CLINTON:

Today's story takes us back to Italy. To the Acquario Cala Gonone in Sardinia to be precise. This lovely Aquarium sits atop a hill that affords a breathtaking view of the Mediterranean. Too bad, because we're headed inside right away. No time for a selfie. Okay. Maybe just one. Or two.

All right. Are we set now? Good. Let's head inside. Admission? Uh, let's see. Adults, 12 euros. children 4-12, 6.50. Is anyone in the group over 65? Because that's 9 euros.

Everyone set? Great. Here we go. We want to go directly to the shark exhibit. Uh, did anyone grab an aquarium map? What? No. I don't know where the lavatory is? I don't have a map. Can someone get a…Wait. Where are you people going. What do you mean? It's not time for a snack.

Okay, you know what, you and I will head this way. I see a sign over here. This is the way we want to go. This is the tank that is home to the aquariums two female smooth-hound sharks. Hmmm? There are three sharks in there? Ah, yes. That's the odd news.

You see, the aquarium has been home to these two smooth-hound sharks for over a decade. Just two females. But one of them recently gave birth. That one there, the baby, is named Isperia.

Chances are good they didn't name it that in honor of the character from "Magic: The Gathering." The name means "Hope." But the big story here is that this means that smooth-hound sharks are probably capable of parthenogenesis.

I know. That sounds like it's the origin story for the Parthenon, but no. It's a form of asexual reproduction and this would be the first documented case of it in this type of shark.

In parthenogenesis, the egg is fertilized by what is known as a polar cell. It contains a duplicate of an egg's DNA. That means Isperia would actually be a genetic clone of her mother. So, when someone says to them "You two look so much alike." they would be 100% correct.

This biological process has only been observed in three species of shark: the bonnethead, the blacktip shark and the zebra shark.

The aquarium will be running DNA tests to help verify that Isperia is, in fact, a genetic clone. They should also warn Ingen that there may be a problem with the dinosaurs in their Jurassic Park. Can you hear me, Doctor Wu?

Okay now, let's find the rest of the group. What do you mean they went out on a boat tour? What if Wally the Walrus is out there?

Looking for art in all the wrong places.

When homeowners find a misplaced painting and bring it in for restoration, they discover a shocking secret. (Run time: 3-1/2 minutes)

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CLINTONOh, hi there. Clinton here. And here's today's odd news story.

If you want proof that things are the same no matter where you live, look no farther than this story that comes to us from Italy.

Rembrandt's "The Adoration of the Magi" was painted by the artist in the early 1630's. And was consider to be one of the master's great paintings. Great lost painting, that is. Until 2016. That's when the owners of a country home in Rome province found it after it had fallen off the wall of their villa. My guess is it fell behind the couch and ended up spending the next few years hanging out with dust bunnies, biscotti crumbs and one or two euro coins. Kinda like what happened to your TV remote last week.

The painting, that the owners believed was a copy, was sent to art restorer Antonella Di Francesco for repairs. Di Francesco is rumored to have apprenticed by restoring such masterpieces as the Kramer, Washington crossing the Delaware on a 2005 Honda Jet Ski and Dogs sitting around a table playing Settlers of Katan.

Even though the painting had been darkened by old varnish, it only took a little bit of cleaning before Di Francesco realized it was the work of the great Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn. Pretty good, since it could have been easy to mistake if for the work of the famed Dutch accessories store Rembrandt While-You-Wait. Timeless masterpieces in an hour. Guaranteed. Caution, wet paint.

But lets dog ear that for now.

In June, the French Academy of the Villa Medici in Rome confirmed that the painting was indeed an original at the symposium “Rembrandt: Identifying the Prototype, Seeing the Invisible,” Rembrandt used to paint invisible paintings? Restoring those must be tricky.

The Roman family that owns the painting could sell the work, which is valued a somewhere between $80 and $240 million dollars. Instead, they plan to lend it to museums and galleries for public viewing. At least that was the plan. The painting seems to have gone missing again. Right around the same time the family discovered they couldn't find the the controller for their playstation.

But for now, that's it, we're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye.

The numbers don't lie. This is a perfect slice.

A pair of mathematicians have run the numbers and have devised a way to guarantee you get the perfect slice of pizza. Today, we will tell you how you can easily replicate their results. (Run time: 5 minutes)

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CLINTON

Oh, hi there. Clinton here. And here's today's odd news story.

It's a problem we've all faced -- "How do I cut my pizza into 12 geometrically-perfect, completely equal slices?" Well, the answer is simple -- according to Joel Haddley and Stephen Worsley.

While Haddley and Worsley sound like the vaudeville act that time forgot, they are actually mathematicians from the University of Liverpool. They've devised a pizza slice pattern by using a method that in the maths world is known as "monohedral disc tiling."

Here's all you need to do: First, order a pie from your favorite pizzeria, but simply tell them to not pre-slice it. They'll be happy to do that! After all, we all know how easy it is to not do something that years of endless repetition has drilled into your scull to the point of it being muscle memory.

AUDIO BEGINS TO SPEED UP IN SMALL INCRIMENTS. Then, cut the pizza into six radial-curved slices, each emanating from the exact center of the pizza. Obviously each cut must be spaced at precise 60 degree intervals. Haddley and Worsley used a three-arm protractor in their field experiments. You're strongly encouraged to do the same.

You will end up with what can crudely be called a "star pattern." With apologies to Neil DeGrasse-Tyson. If your pizza does not reflect this shape, please destroy the defective sample, order another pizza and try again -- remembering the golden rule of any such project, measure twice, slice once -- five times.

At this point, it is recommended that you take a short break, as a steady hand will be needed to complete the task. And please, no adult beverages during your off cycle. "Clear head, mathmatically-perfect slices."

Gathering your wits, your pizza slicer and your protractor, you will now need to make a second set of cuts to each of the master incisions from the first session. At this stage of the project, you will have reached a critical juncture. There are two options for the second slicing pattern. One method will result in tapered slices, all emanating from the core, or hub, or center of the pizza. We will label that the "equilateral edge" option. Or, by employing the second technique, your resultant product will yield 6 slices with crust and 6 slices devoid of exposed dough edge. It is recommended that you poll your guests, presenting the benefits and drawbacks of each option. A PowerPoint presentation is highly recommended, in the unlikely event there are non-mathematicians in your group, unaccustomed to visualizing basic geometry theory.

Rank stack choice voting could result in…

SOUND: RECORD SCRATCH.

You know what? Originally I was choosing between two stories for this last Pizza Friday entry for 2021 Dog Days. I clearly made the wrong choice. So, may I introduce to you…

The "Pizza Pocket" hoodie. Invented by New Jersey resident Mike Hourani, this stylish garment is highlighted by a giant pizza slice graphic on the front -- a good-old triangular pizza slice, with the crust edge up. But that bold illustration hides a secret. Unzip the zipper at the top and you'll find a hidden, wedge-shaped pocket. Inside is a food-grade insulated pouch.

That's right,

A memorable encounter with a cuttlefish.

Researchers have been doing what they do best...research. This time, their experiments with marine life caught our attention. We think. It's kind of hard to remember. (Run time: 5 minutes)

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CLINTON:

As people get older, they tend to forget things.

(PAUSE.)

Oh, hi there. Clinton here. And here is today's Odd News story.

New research indicates cuttlefish - that's C-U-T-T-L-E, not cuddly at all -- that cuttlefish can remember events and call up past experiences right up to their last few days of life.

(PAUSE.)

And here is today's Odd News story.

Memory tests were conduced on 24 cuttlefish. Half were the equivalent of very young teenager, and the other half were the equivalent of a human in their 90's.

I loved the 90's. Have I mentioned how many pogs I have in my collection?

Oh, hi there, Clinton here. And here is…

The cuttlefish were trained to identify two different flags dropped into their tank, one showed where they could go to be fed yummy grass shimp, mmmmmm. The other one told them where not-so-yummy king prawn would be served. Feh. And researchers kept randomizing the flag locations.

Okay. Now here's where things get complicated. Uh. More complicated.

For the first meal of the day the cuttlefish had to find and wait by the shrimp flag. It was the only place where food would be delivered.

An hour later, the flags were back. Now the cuttlefish had to remember it already had its first meal, and this time it had to find and wait by the flag for the not so yummy prawns.

Finally, three hours after that, the cuttlefish could zip to either flag and wait to get fed. And the cuttlefish had to remember that way back three hours ago they had to choose the meh food and now they could go wait the shrimp flag again.

It turns out that all the cuttlefish could remember all the things they had to do. Even the really old ones remembered all the elements of the test. What? what test?

But us humans? As time goes by it gets harder and harder for us to remember info like times and places and things we've already done.

Oh, hi there, Clinton here. And here is today's odd news story.

The cuttlefish -- aww, cuddlefish -- isn't that cute. Cute cuddly fish don't have a hippocampus. The hippocampus is how humans remember…what hippos they met it.."college?"

"What's surprising," said Dr. Schnell, is that even though the old cuttlefish showed "other signs of ageing like loss of muscle function and appetite and turning up the TV too loud, they were just as good as the younger ones in the memory task - in fact, many of the older ones did better in the test phase. See? Still relevant!

Personally, I think this memory difference is because what a human is thinking as they get older is different from what an old cuttlefish is thinking. The cuttlefish is thinking "Don't get eaten by a shark. When are they putting those flags back in the water? Don't get eaten by a shark. When are they putting those flags back in the water?" and old human people are thinking "Where did I put my keys? Did I leave the oven on? Why does everyone groan when I write a check at the grocery store? What day of the week is it this year? Did I leave the oven on? Do I like asparagus? What is asparagus?" There's no room left to remember other stuff.

Oh, hi there. Clinton here. That's it, we're done, done, done,

Ernie is excited about this story.

The seaside town of Belfast, Maine recently welcomed a new visitor to their harbor. No, it's not Wally the Walrus. But, it is something really big. (Run time: 4-1/2 minutes)

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CLINTON

Here's a math problem for you: if a rubber ducky the size of a bar of soap is "lots of fun," what about one the size of a truck full of jacuzzis?

That's what residents of the seaside town of Belfast, Maine may be trying to calculate. Because there is a gigantic, bright yellow rubber ducky sitting in their harbor.

According to the city's harbormaster, Katherine Given, the really, really, big bird suddenly appeared -- or is it "landed" -- on August 14th. It seems to be anchored to the bottom of the harbor. Officials say they have no idea who put it there.

The growth-spurt game bird, which looks exactly like it's smaller bathtub counterpart, is estimated to be about 25 feet tall, and has one distinguishing feature -- uh, aside from being 25 feet tall. The word "Joy" is written in large letters on the front of the fowl of unusual size.

At first residents thought it might have been connected to Belfest Harborfest, which had concluded at the end of the previous weekend. But organizers said they had nothing to do with it. Others think the massive mallard may have come from nearby Islesboro Island, where a similar, or the same duck had reportedly been spotted.

Regardless of where the Daffy Down-Easter came from, it seems to be making a big splash with the locals.

"Everybody loves it," Harbormaster Given told the Bangor Daily News. "I have no idea who owns it, but it kind of fits Belfast. A lot of people want to keep it here."

Indeed. It has already become quite the tourist attraction. Residents of other towns have been making a detour to the harbor just to see the salt-water quacker.

Giant rubber ducks have been making themselves seen for at least the past 20 years, when artist Florentijn Hofman began installing them in waterways on a worldwide tour. He called the project "Spreading Joy Around the World." However, those ducks stood six stories tall, truly making even the world's largest harbors look like bathtubs.

Given said she isn't in any hurry to get rid of the surprise visitor, even though it has migrated a bit. Originally the floating fowl figure was in the shallows, in an area where it didn't interfere with trafic. However, wind from a recent thunderstorm dragged it a little closer to the mouth of the harbor.

"If it was in the middle of the mooring field, it could be kind of a navigational hazard," she said, but added that in it's current location, "it's not bothering anybody."

If the enormous avian does begin to make an exit from the harbor, we can offer only one piece of advice: Make way for duckling!

But for now, that's it. We're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye.

We have to hand it to this criminal.

When a lawbreaker gets busted because something was cracked, well, it simply MUST be an Odd News story. (Run time: 3 minutes)

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CLINTON:Oh, hi there. Clinton here. And here's today's odd news story.

A drug dealer in Liverpool, England has been given a 13-and-a-half year sentence for his crimes. Carl Stewart had previously evaded police by using an phone to hide his identity. The so-called EncroChat phone is a highly-encrypted device, often used by criminals.

So, what ultimately lead to Stewart's capture? Did a fellow criminal rat him out? No, but you're getting warmer. That's because Stewart was done in by a block of cheese - Mature Blue Stilton to be precise.

Police had recently cracked the EncroChat phone system that Stewart was using, which lead to the arrest of hundreds of people in the UK suspected of major crimes.

But how did they nab Stewart? And what does this have to do with cheese?

The now-former drug dealer, who had been posting under the alias "toffeeforce" made the mistake of uploading a picture of a wrapped package of M&S Stilton -- showing his fingers and palm in the photo. Police were able to analyze the picture, matching the prints to those on file for Mr. Stewart.

Shortly thereafter, he was brought before the magistrate at Liverpool Crown Court, where he pleaded guilty to a number of crimes, including conspiracy to supply drugs and the transfer of criminal property.

Mr. Stewart will be out of jail in 2034. No word if the Stilton will wait for him.

But for now, that's it. We're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye.

Catch this star's European tour.

Things seem to be going swimmingly for one rockstar this summer. They are doing all the typical things associated with celebrities on tour. And no one appears to be stopping them. Hec, they can't wait to see if he stops by their expensive boat. (Run time: 4-1/2 minutes)

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A slow-moving tale of cosmetic chemistry.

In today's Odd News story, we travel to France to learn about one man's return to nature. We also learn how his new business might leave you questioning your skin care choices. (Run time: 4 minutes)

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Sky-high antics perplex LAX.

When a UFO is spotted near Los Angeles International Airport, you just know that it has to be odd news. Find out all the high-flying details in this episode. (Run time: 5 minutes)

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