The Sound of Tomorrow

  1. Episode 563: Miss Time Science 20242024/07/11
    Here she comes, Miss Time Science 2024.... and she's coming for Miss Information's tiara next! What? Oh hi. That's right! It's a new Sound of Tomorrow where we're hot right out the gates with a Hot Pick and a story...
  2. Episode 562: 11 Questions2024/07/04
    Ross is back and it's an exciting day for The Sound of Tomorrow! We're talking T-Shirts which is fun and then we're into some more grim areas. Ross has something in his craw and Heather has some laws to talk...
  3. Episode 561: What's in the Bag? Part II (A DJHZ Mix)2024/06/27
    Wow, for all the little gaffs and forgetting how to speak, it may as well be your old DJHZ what's in the bag! But believe it or not, she's dead sober. Just realllly tired. Still. It's another "Ross is away...
  4. Episode 560: What's in the Bag? (A DJHZ Mix)2024/06/20
    Ross is out of office today so poor little Heather is left all alone.... with her bag of CDs introduced a few weeks ago on the show! Let's hear what's in there, shall we? SoT_560_InTheBag_DJH The Mabuses - The Greatest...
  5. Episode 559: Artichoke2024/06/13
    Kicking it off with a little "How we spent our Fridays," it's a new Sound of Tomorrow. We stayed on topic pretty well today so stay tuned for lots of artichoke razzing and some way less fun stuff about what...
  6. Episode 558: Interview With The Dyson Sphere2024/06/06
    It's chaos, Space Cadets, pure, off the wall hijinkery. But nothing can keep Ross and Heather apart, not late-running work meetings, not construction, not even the deluge! After the tiniest, miniest, mini-DJ set, Ross arrives and we take right off...
  7. Episode 557: BarkAir2024/05/30
    Holy cats, Space Cadets, we're back and we're ready to bicker some more!! After brainstorming a hit Hallmark Christmas Classic, we're talking about dogs on planes. Then it's off to travel tips and, alas, a JK Rowling update. Sorry to...
  8. Episode 556: Hot 'n' Bickery2024/05/23
    Wow, Space Cadets, it's Suddenly Summer in Rochester and we love it but we're also...... Hot 'n' Bickery! But it's all in good fun! In this exciting episode, we talk about our weekends (wrestling match. improv troupe. a party. Look...
  9. Episode 555: They Ate a Portion of My Brain2024/05/16
    OMG it's Ross's birthday!!! To celebrate, he's come to WAYO after work like he does every Wednesday. But at least there was cake. Today we're off script (what's new) with some scary political stuff and a JK Rowling update (spoiler:...
  10. Episode 554: Lenders2024/05/09
    We've got a fun one today! Kicking it off with an epic Hot Picks sesh and then we're skipping the brain worms because Heather has an NPR piece relevant to some very current things that have happened in her life....
  11. Episode 553: Bosoms Ahoy2024/05/02
    It's an all new Sound of Tomorrow and you know what that means! More pickup lines from Reader's Digest. We've also got some WAYO inside baseball (we will remember now to touch the thing knowingly....) and, while we're touching things...
  12. Episode 552: Tapas2024/04/25
    Oh boy oh boy, Space Cadets! Ross has been traveling and drinking those gay bar drinks and fighting with strangers at restaurants! And Heather wants to hear ALL about it! Plus, have you ever considered living with a roommate? Maybe...
  13. Episode 551: Gardenhead Part 42024/04/18
    It's an all new Sound of Tomorrow but Heather's still rolling out her pick up lines from Reader's Digest! Are you from Toledo? Because you're the only toe I..... lido. Um, yeah, needs some work. We've go Twitter happenings (not...
  14. Episode 550: Totality 20242024/04/11
    We're back live in the studio with a brand new episode! Talking about our travels and what we did for the big eclipse (Norse cosplay. It was Norse cosplay.). We also calculated the new lunar time scale and, what? More...
  15. Episode 549: SleepyDJHZ2024/04/04
    Grab your coziest blankets and get ready to take a snooze because your DJHZ is here with all the sleeps and dream you could want. SoT_549_SleepyDJHZ Squires-- SoT Theme Song They Might Be Giants -- Lullaby to Nightmares David Bowie...
  16. Episode 548: Madonna Takeover2024/03/28
    We're OOO so DJ Ross is taking the helm with a Mega Madonna Mix!! SoT_548_MadonnaTakeover 1. Madonna - American Life 2. Madonna - God Control 3. Madonna - Devil Pray 4. Madonna & Joe Henry - Guilty By Association 5....
  17. Episode 547: Corpse Water2024/03/21
    Well..... grab yourself a big bowl of beef stew and some biscuits because it's Sound of Tomorrow time! There's a cadaver in Heather's tap water. It was bound to happen. We have caller in to talk about it and then...
  18. Episode 546: Waacking2024/03/14
    It's the Sound of Tomorrow! Ross wants to know where Kate Middleton is. Heather, as usual, has no clue but she still won't shut up about the Glass Spider Tour and Viktor Manoel. Have you seen anyone Waack? Then we're...
  19. Episode 545: Panspermia2024/03/07
    Well, it's a show..... Space Cadets! Today we're talking and traders and Traitors, we've got an orange in a sock, anyone know how we can get on reality TV? Heather has remembered how to transfer calls to the console. Panspermia!...
  20. Episode 545: Panspermia2024/03/07
    Well, it's a show..... Space Cadets! Today we're talking and traders and Traitors, we've got an orange in a sock, anyone know how we can get on reality TV? Heather has remembered how to transfer calls to the console. Panspermia!...
  21. Episode 544: Leap Day2024/02/29
    Don your red petticoats, Space Cadets, because it's Leap Day! We've got little known Leap Day traditions, Ross pronouncing German words, Heather taking a stab at some other not-English, and plenty of talk about the upcoming nuptials. Plus! Things Reader's...
  22. Episode 543: Hospice2024/02/22
    Got a little mixed bag here on today's Sound of Tomorrow. Ross has a Madonna update, thank goodness, and Heather has some Bowie-related research to add to that. Then we're going to hospice care. Not into hospice care. Not yet....
  23. Episode 542: Ionic Bond2024/02/15
    Hey Space Cadets, are you the acid to our litmus paper? Because every time we meet you we turn bright red. Happy Valentine's Day! For you, our sweet little sweeties, we have an actually fun ep where we're talking about...
  24. Episode 541: Alexander2024/02/08
    We're back with another exciting Sound of Tomorrow! After a very brief discussion of Taylor Swift, it's an Amelia Earhart Update! Ross has an excellent queer history lesson for everyone. And then..... fur and leather: the quandary. SoT_541_Alexander
  25. Episode 540: The Grid2024/02/01
    Welp, it's finally happened. Electric cars are ganging up to take down the electric grid in [town name here]. Prepare for the rolling blackouts. It's a nationwide frenzy that's absolutely not true, all on today's new Sound of Tomorrow. Also:...
  26. Episode 539: OCD2024/01/25
    It's a new day and a new Sound of Tomorrow! We're all hopped up on Pizza Wizard and Ross is still talking about Madonna! And Heather still has OCD. But not quite as bad now. SoT_539_OCD
  27. Episode 538: 2024 Bingo2024/01/18
    The temperature is cold but the Sound of Tomorrow is HOT in today's new episode!! Ross has tales of seeing Madonna and, wow, was she great!! And get your bingo cards ready (DON'T do the drinking game!): Got a list...
  28. Episode 537: New Moon 20242024/01/11
    It's the Sound of Tomorrow! For those of you who care about moon stuff, it's the first new moon of 2024 on 1/11/2024. Get your black salt ground or whatever it is you have in mind. In today's episode, we're...
  29. Episode 536: Fantasies2024/01/04
    It's a new year and a new Sound of Tomorrow! Or, not really.... we're still up to our usual antics. In this exciting first show of 2024, we're looking up arena sizes and talking about big show, we've got some...
  30. Episode 535: Aroused2023/12/28
    We're ending 2023 right, Space Cadets, with an extended cut of us talking about being aroused. It's the show kick off you've been waiting for! Then into some Resolutions Lite, some really sad bad scam updates, and a little climate...
  31. Episode 534: Winter Solstice 23032023/12/21
    It's solstice time, Space Cadets, and don't forget the last full moon of the year, the Cold Moon, on Tuesday December 26! On today's SoT, we've got solstice facts and proof of Heather's ever unraveling grip on the nature of...
  32. Episode 533: Tip Jar2023/12/14
    Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the SoT is still delightful. On this week's episode, we're talking about tipping, we have some updates and musings on dogs, hey, yo, don't donate to The Salvation Army! They're all around bad!...
  33. Episode 532: Daddy Ross has The Rizz2023/12/07
    It's that time again--time for new Sound of Tomorrow! In this exciting episode, we're talking about travel! We're talking about odds and ends! That's right: we've got friendliest cities, we've got the word of the year, and we've got Norman...
  34. Episode 531: Blankets Part II2023/11/30
    It's cold in Rochester, NY, Space Cadets, and you know what that means! Ross and Heather are CRANKY!! We're worried about new respiratory illnesses--especially the canine one. Ross doesn't like that Heather and her [made up author name here] guy...
  35. Episode 530: Elegapolis2023/11/23
    Guuurl.... It's a new Sound of Tomorrow and, in a headline that smells a little like James Madison's crystal flute, we're talking about the uproar and outrage about the recent reclassification of Roman emperor.. empress? Elagabalus. And also the fabulous...
  36. Episode 529: Punching Teens2023/11/16
    It's a new Sound of Tomorrow but Heather has the same old cramps. Or, different? Worse? Or the worse ones are back? Perimenopause is something else, y'all. We'll check with Suzanne Sommers and get back to you. Otherwise, we're mostly...
  37. Episode 528: Strokey2023/11/09
    We did it!! With your support, we achieved the WAYO 2024 Fundraiser goal! But there' s still time to donate! Donate.wayofm.org is the place to be! In the exciting episode of the Sound of Tomorrow, we're accidentally destroying the studio,...
  38. Episode 527: Hand Fruit2023/11/02
    Space Cadets, it's time! Open up those wallets and give generously (according to your means) to the WAYO 2024 Fundraiser!! Get some swag and feel great about yourself by supporting WAYO and The Sound of Tomorrow for another year!! In...
  39. Episode 526: Costume Party2023/10/26
    Ah, Space Cadets, spooky season is upon us and, even though we have no Terrortacular for you this year, we're still in the Halloween mood! We're talking trick or treat niceness, costumes, as in, this is an actual message Heather...
  40. Episode 525: Fireballs2023/10/19
    Wow, yeah, no, Heather was on the struggle bus with the buttons today. No theme for you! Which... that's fine. You've heard it before probably. We're talking the horrific state of politics and current events for most of the show...
  41. Episode 524: Europa2023/10/12
    Ah, we have fun, don't we. On this exciting episode, we're talking flu-sters and boosters, Joe Biden's bro (CW: toilet seat talk), overfishing on Europa and is the water delicious to drink or delicious to sit it, is dog pee...
  42. Episode 523: Ablaze, Baby2023/10/05
    Y'all. I can't go back to reddit. I did Google "'trees of death' reddit" and came up with literal, apparently, trees of death, but nothing that makes sense. Ross suggested after the show that the trees of death that one...
  43. Episode 522: We're Safety Now Haven't We2023/09/28
    Wow, what a show! Swan Songs has dropped E1--check it out now at swansongspod.com! There's a full Harvest Supermoon on September 29! (Come on. Dates are hard, ok?) Download your copy of We're Safety Now Haven't We HERE and order...
  44. Episode 521: Swan Songs Podcast2023/09/21
    The most exciting part of this episode is that Ross is launching a new podcast!! This is so exciting! Search for and subscribe to Swan Songs Podcast in your podcatched of choice because you are not going to want to...
  45. Episode 520: Blue Zone2023/09/14
    Wow, wow, wow, Ross and Heather gonna preach, to quote a favorite song of ours, on this ep of The Liberal Weenie Show!! Men are peeing wrong in the US and they better be washing their butts and hands, ok?...
  46. Episode 519: Prager U2023/09/07
    We're back live with another new WAYO Sound of Tomorrow and wow wow wow do we seem to be learning the buttons again now! We're talking today about crime and Prager U. And Ross has a lot of irons in...
  47. Episode 518: Moon Water2023/08/31
    We're back live again in the wonderful WAYO studios and, slowly but surely, we are learning our buttons! Today we're talking about witch water and aliens, i.e., the Blue Supermoon and the Skylink Satellite Train (Spoiler: Ross is not a...
  48. Episode 517: Giant Zucchini2023/08/24
    It's the triumphant return of the Sound of Tomorrow to the WAYO studio and, wow, we did pretty darned well! Just a few little gaffs, really. On today's ep, we're talking travel (and Elvis), Ross is bragging about his giant...
  49. Episode 516: Neck and Neck2023/08/17
    I know we promised hot picks on today's new Sound of Tomorrow. And they're coming! But first..... some of our usual ranting! You know you love it. Then we're off to the races (neck and neck? Neck in neck? Its...
  50. Episode 515: Toilet Cam2023/08/10
    OMG, Space Cadets, do not Google "toilet cam" when you're just doing an innocent search for an image to use for your post. In this exciting episode of the Sound of Tomorrow, yes, we're talking toilet cams! We're also talking...
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