Learn English Funcast

The Learn English Funcast is back baby! We got some words of motivation, some new vocabulary, and some hilarious new jokes.

We are finally back. Today's learn English funcast episode talks about paid compliment, work emails, and a mysterious kitchen utensil. To get the text from the podcast go to www.englishfuncast.com

Learn English today through some funny jokes. In today's episode we teach some cool idioms, info about the Australian outback, and a funny grocery list. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to read the joke text along with the podcast.

In today's episode we learn English from a a man who gives an alcoholic some expert advice. We also learn what you should never forget to take with you into solitary confinement. Finally we learn what death or booka means. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com where you can read the jokes while listening to the podcast.

The Learn English Funcast got an exciting podcast for you today. We talk about the feud between Luke, and Darth Vader. We also find out why a plumber gets reall angry. Finally we find out what happends to a girls favorite chicken. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to follow the text from the jokes read in this podcast.

Today we learn Englih with the help of a drunk test, an admiral and a pirate, and also a chameleon in class. Don't forget to check out www.englishfuncast.com to get full text of this podcast.

Learn English Funcast got another exciting English learning podcast for you. Today you will learn about moths, coffin makers, and an excellent diet. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get the text for todays jokes.

Today's Learn English Funcast episode is filled with animal jokes. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to check out the text to the jokes in this podcast.

Learn English Funcast #138 is filled with some funny jokes about three guys and a shipwreck. It also talks about test that will give you free beer for life if you pass, and counterfeit bills at the grocery store. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for my free eBook and text version of all the jokes.

Today's awsome podcast you will learn and improve your English with these funny jokes about a dinner guest, three guys on an island, and mountain lions in times square. Don't forget to check out the website for the text version of the jokes. go to www.englishfuncast.com

Learn English with today's funniest jokes. We learn how it feels to be stung by a bee. We learn the meaning of the hardest person or mint in town. We end with some words of wisdom from Ron G. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and get your free eBook on how your brain learns English.

In Today's episode we learn what happens when old men are bored and decide to streak. We also learn how to get girls to stop leaving lipstick marks on washroom mirrors. For more fun ways to learn English go to www.englishfuncast.com and get my free eBook.

Today we discuss the difference between bungie and budgie jumping. We also talk about how important spelling is. One letter off can really ruin your life. For more lessons go to www.englishfuncast.com and subscribe to our email list.

In today's episode we discuss different names we can call cruise control and a story about a funny mechanic.

Today we talk about why flights are so expensive in Canada, we also discuss what it is like to stay at an upscale hotel. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for all your English learning needs.

Today we discuss what kind of animals a woman needs in her life. Why some people have dreams of owning a cattle ranch, and differences names we give our cats. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for more English learning fun!

In today's fun episode we learn about monkey's , disposable pets, and the truth about sheep. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free eBook.

In today's episode we watch learn that blind people have an excellent sense of smell. We talk about bad pandas and why comes blondes are really really bad at hiding. For more fun English learning go to www.englishfuncast.com

That's right we're back!!! Today we talk about weird emergency calls, custom officers, and a why some dude has a melted ear. Go to www.englishfuncast.com for more and don't forget to rate us on iTunes.

Today we learn the meaning of having a peace of mind. We also discuss what are guilt trips, and kids with their computers. Don't forget to get our free eBook at www.englishfuncast.com

In Today's episode Ron talks about how to suprise the wife in traffic. We discuss what changes some people make in their lives, and what it means to go under at the dentist. Don't forget to our free eBook at www.englishfuncast.com

In today's episode Ron teacher you about customer support, a cop with a smart idea, and granny with a wrong number. Don't forget to check out www.englishfuncast.com

Today we talk about the different meaning of having another line. We discuss dad's pet peeve, and a story of a psychologist and an elevator. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free eBook on how your brain learns English.

Don't forget to see me LIVE tonight at the Broadway Comedy Club in New York City.

April 17th at 11 pm. It is going to be an AMAZING SHOW!!!

Today Ron talks about mimes and how you can pretend to tip them. We also discuss what it means to go somewhere from coast to coast, and paternity tests. Don't forget to see me live in New York April 17th 11 pm at the Broadway Comedy Club.

In Today's episode we talk about a new underwater English course. We discuss what it means to be serious, and why it is scary to recieve calls from the FBI. For more info about studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com and for info about their underwater English course go to kaplan.do/underwater

Today on the podcast we discuss faulty voice recognition software and the problem with today's computer sizes. To sign up for an online English webinar go to www.englishfuncast.com For more info about studying English abraod go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com

Today we discuss why computers are still too slow. We also talk about being short and plump. Sign up for a live English webinar go to www.englishfuncast.com For more info about studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com

Today we learn why you should never fix your printer yourself. We also discuss how rude people are when driving with the volume up. Join a live English webinar with Ron G. Go to www.englishfuncast.com to sign up. Also for those interested in studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com

In today's episode Ron talks about a confused scuba driver. We also discuss why it is good to graft some of your skin towards your wife. For info about studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com Don't forget to sign up to my weekly webinar at www.englishfuncast.com

Today we learn about cows in a field, why a tomato turns red when it see's a salad, and the meaning of steak. Go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free English eBook. Also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how you can study English abroad.

Learn how to reject guys who use pick up lines on you. You will learn how to reject them in a mean way and in a polite way. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free English learning eBook. Also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how you can study English abroad.

Today we discuss why do people hate or love their mother-in-laws so much. We also learn what it means to wait in line, and when people flail their hands. Get my free eBook on how your brain learns English at www.englishfuncast.com also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how you can study English abroad.

Learn why parrots can be really annoying. Also beware of your golf friends. We also learn the difference of being scared half to death and what double of that means. Go to www.englishfuncast.com to get free email English video lessons. Also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how to study abroad.

Learn how to use words in a sentence that shows that you are really impressed. Also learn why you should never come empty handed to a party or an event. Get our free English eBook at www.englishfuncast.com and learn how you can study English abroad at kaplan.englishfuncast.com

In today's episode Ron talks about what nicknames you can and can not call your loved one. We discuss why it is important to be generous sometimes and the meaning of pitch black. Don't forget to go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com for more info about learning English overseas. Go to www.englishfuncast.com and get my free eBook how your brain learns English.

Today we talk about the best way to punish your kids, and why a woman takes her remote control to Macy's. Don't forget to get our free eBook "How your Brain Learns English" get it at www.englishfuncast.com

Today we talk about a man with two love interests. We discuss a pilot who flys drunk, and we learn some German. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and get our free eBook and Email video course.

Happy New Year! Today Ron talks about the resolutions that you can achieve this year. Don't forget to leave an iTunes review

and get a free English eBook at www.englishfuncast.com

Today we talk with Lindsay and Gabby from the All Ears English Podcast. They are one of my favorite new English learning podcasts on iTunes. I get to try English pick up lines on them and see which ones would or wouldn't work. Don't forget to check out their website and podcast at http://www.allearsenglish.com/

In today's episode we talk about getting in trouble with the police. A man who has a wife that can't cook, and a broken

cuckoo clock. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for more English fun.

In Today's episode Ron talks about why getting married sometimes causes more problems than solutions. We talk about a lawyer who moves back to his small town, and blondes talking a skydiving trip. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and join our email newsletter for more English lessons and fun.

In today's episode Ron talks about how to get your wife on her hands and knees. We also discuss a man who got bitten in the ass by a snake. We end off by thinking about what would you take with you in jail for the next 20 years.

In Today's exciting podcast we talk about how to talk to blondes on an airplane. We also discuss people who take hot air balloons. Go to www.englishfuncast.com for our free ebook "How your brain learns English"

In Today's episode Ron talks about playing an electric guitar in a hot tub. We also talk about really fast cars, and what is a ring bear exactly. This episode is brought to you by www.englishfuncast.com

In this episode Ron talks about a taxi driver that cheats his passengers, we also discuss how to get revenge on your ex girlfriend, and why it is important to always collect small fruit.

Wow we did it. This is our 100th episode podcast special. Today we tell some of our favorite blonde jokes. We learn what it means to be one in a million. You will also learn what does "your side of the family mean?" Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and sign up for our free e-mail joke lessons.

In Today's Episode we talk about why you shouldn't upset your wife. We learn why you shouldn't tell English learners to sleep with their wives. We also learn the true meaning of getting a second opinion. Go to www.englishfuncast.com for more podcasts and lessons.

In todays podcast Ron talks about how he looks tough as a teacher. We also talk about why you should always tell the police you feel fine, and a car with a really really long extension cord.

Today we discuss the 12 step program to recovery if you are an internet addict. We also find out what is wrong with driving to work.

Get our free book "Howyour brain learns English" at www.englishfuncast.com

Today Ron talks about a judge getting fined for speeding. We learn what it means to be a collections specialist, and why you should drop a twenty dollar bill down an outhouse hole. Don't forget to signup to our email list at www.englishfuncast.com

In Today's episode we talk about a do it yourself furniture, we also discuss a stupid mistake by a stupid CEO, and a man who has a hotdog collection. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and sign up to our email list.

In Today's episode we talk about a hypochondriac, tending to an elephant at a zoo. What one woman thoughts on modern art are. We finnish off by understanding the meaning of come again.

In Today's episode Ron talks about marriage problems, what is a zipcode, and postal code.

We also discuss artificial insemination.

In Today's episode Ron talks about the meaning of taking a hike. We also learn why going hang gliding could be very dangerous, and a really cheap widow who wrote a very short obituary.

In today's episode Ron talks about why road signs are really important. We discuss a manager who is called an idiot and why buying a diamond ring for your girl isn't really the smartest idea.

In Today's episode Ron talks about why sucking your thumb can make you fat. We also talk about what to do with all your money when your going to die from a terminal illness. We end off the episode talking about why you shouldn't take sleeping pills the night before work.

In Today's episode Ron talks about a man who installs carpets. A late night phone call, and what its like to be a really really slow turtle.

In Today's Episode Ron talks about the difference between seconds and sex. We also talk about how much it would suck to get your fingers cut off. We end off the episode talking about how you can describe one object but think of another.

Today we have an awesome guest. Andrew from www.china232.com joins us. He talks about his awesome English learning podcast that he and his brother host. We also discuss some of the worst children's book titles.

Today Ron reads us a couple stories about dumb criminals. We also read and explain some stupid label descriptions from around the world.

In Today's podcast we discuss how famous people prove that they are who they say they are. What would happen if you were shipwrecked with a supermodel, and why Mike Tyson is so sad.

In today's podcast we discuss the most famous quotes by the greatest martial artist of all time. Chuck Norris!!!

Today Ron talks about someone who has been living with Satan's sister. We also have a joke about memory loss with age.

In Today's episode Ron talks about H2O. Fast Japanese cars and Indian taxi's. A gift for a wife that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds flat. The difference between vacancy and vacuum. We end off talking about a blonde taking a shower forever and why.

In today's episode Ron talks about the meaning ology. We also have a hard time reading a joke about boys with strange names. We discuss different kinds of ring and how elections work in different countries.

Today Ron talks about why you should never say "don't has". We also talk about why a man who owns a Ferrari is sad and crying. Blondes who go to Disney Land, and a wife you talks way too much on the phone.

In today's episode Ron discusses the launch of English Funcast University. We also have some funny blonde and engineering jokes for you.

In Today's Episode Ron tells a few funny computer jokes, and we once again share some amazing jokes about blondes.

Today we discuss why you should always use all the hotel amenities. We learn what the meaning of something fishy is. We end the episode giving reasons why mens lives are so easy compared to women.

Today Ron talks about three blondes applying for a job as a Texas highway patrol. What it means to cool your heels, and the meaning of a double negative.

Today Ron talks about a woman who wants to join her dead husband. A man in a restaurant who orders something called woop, and how a man lost his wife playing poker.

In Today's podcast Ron talks about a man who thinks he is the man of the house. We also learn what to say in English even though you might not understand what is being told to you. We have three boys share stories about how their dads smoke.

In Today's episode Ron talks about women and their expensive perfumes. We also talk about why you shouldn't drink and drive. Finally we have a few good jokes about some incredible salesmen.

In today's episode Ron talks about the worlds smartest dog, a man on vacation that sends an e-mail to the wrong person. We also discuss a man who puts an ad in the paper searching for his lost dog.

Today Ron talks about a peeking peking duck, how newlyweds can pretend to be not newlywed, and a special pen that can write in outerspace.

Today Ron makes his return to the English Funcast podcast after spending some time in New York. We discus an old lady reflecting on her porch, a race dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk that actually said something smart.

Today Ron talks about different scientists making discoveries in their cities. We learn a good analogy about a beaver, and we finish off with women who had amazing plastic surgery done that you will never guess who wasn't able to guess who she was.

Today Ron talks about why you should never tease a gorilla or a man for that matter. We also talk about how having a mouthful of tea will help women stop fights with their husband. We also discuss the different flavors and colors of lifesavers.

Today Ron explains the different types of underwear. We tell a story about an old couple and a helicopter ride, and finish off talking about a blonde who is expecting twins.

Today Ron talks about what how men and women take a shower step by step.

Today Ron talks about blondes riding a double decker bus. Three dogs and their misbehaviour, and a cat that always finds its way home.

Today Ron talks about how a bartenders advice is sometimes better than an expensive shrink. We also discuss a magic mirror, and

what the moral of some childrens stories are.

Today Ron talks about a wifes birthday wish. We learn two important qualities of a doctor, and why I don't like the looks of this.

Today Ron talks about his new years resolutions, tips for improving English for the New Years, and a few jokes about

the end of the year.

Today Ron tells us a few xmas riddles, some santa jokes, and 15 ways to confuse santa on xmas.

Today Ron shares a beautiful poem with us. We discuss how to get discounts from a dentist. A hydra walks into a bar, and wife this an can't see his wife for a few days.

Today Ron talks about a clothing sale that is too good to be true. We learn how to speak blonde to a woman on a flight to Athens, and we learn how to speak to woman without getting into trouble.

In today's episode evil Bob has escaped from the basement and has locked our usual host Ron in a cage in the basement. Bob talks about a wanted ad in the paper, how people are born, and why not to drive angry.

In Today's episode Ron talks about a woman delivering a baby, the difference in pronounciating porch and porche, and why some milk is called spoiled milk.

Today Ron talks about a blonde who has car trouble. A man who has no balls to scratch, and finding snails on the beach for a dinner party.

Todays our podcast returns with our own intro song. We talk about walking on water, an alcohol that gives you the cleanest alcohol ever along with a strange side effect, and a story about booze and worms.

Today Ron talks about how two old woman smoke cigarettes in the rain. How to sleep in a room at night with a snoring soldier. We end off the podcast on what it feels like to be a women.

Today Ron talks about how video games help you learn English. We share a story about a pig with a three medals and a wooden leg. A competition of luxury between a mini and a rolls royce. Finally we talk about what it is to really feel like a woman.

Today Ron talks about a forty year old secret that Bill Clinton has kept from his wife. We also talk about why a husband tells his wife to be careful when cooking breakfast. We end todays episode with a story about a man who got drafted into the army.

Today Ron talks about a tree make of bacon. We also hear a wonderful story about saving bush, and an exciting story about a period.

Today is our 50th episode. We celebrate it with the best opening theme song of all time, and some really funny jokes.

Today Ron speaks a woman with a terminal sickness. Top games for old people. Reasons why dogs are better than women, a friend who died by accident.

We got a lengthy episode for you guys today about being a bear, IRS issues, you know your old when, and being Amish. The show is also interrupted by a bell ringing at the end.

Today Ron talks about the meaning of a T-bone. More stories about things not to say in order to not start a fight. We also discuss the story of a family of three balloons.

Today Ron talks about a deal between father and son in regards to being able to drive the car. We also discuss things that you should not say to your girlfriend of wife incase you want to start a fight between the both of you.

Today Ron talks about a secret that no woman should keep from a man. We also talk about an old man who finds a talking from, and the differences between being involved and commitment.

Today Ron talks about a grandpa and how he keeps calm in the grocery store. We also talk about a really cool

million dollar question.

Today Ron talks about the differences between men and women

In today's episode Ron talks about working from 9 to 5 and leaving work early. We also talk about breakfast slang for truckers, and the meaning of double double. We also talk about signs that let you know if you are too drunk.

Ron is back in Today's episode talking about a blonde moritcian, questions that you shouldn't ask people who you have just

met, also the double meaning of characters, and captial.

Ron's evil brother Bob hosts todays episode with his evil jokes about a 12 inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk man wanting a push in the middle of the night.

Today Ron talks about a new machine at Wal-Mart that checks whats wrong with you through urine samples. Ron also tell a very funny joke about a speeding granny.

Today Ron talks about a barber that gives haircuts for community service. We hear an award winning toast, and a drunk man who has to crawl home from the pub.

Today Ron talks about a phone call out of the blue, some really dumb lawyer questions, and the answer to the question

will toilet paper make your breats grow larger?